PANZER MURPHY Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Have a small business moonlighting as a personal trainer so I bought a small van to transport my equipment anyhoo i decided to service it and found every bolt and nut was either rung or tightened with a power bar or something . even my formidable guns couldn't get a turn on them...most annoying Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Get your clients to do it - call it a new type of exercise...'Mechanogenics' or something. Cunts that pay for a personal trainer are so fucking daft they'll accept any amount of this kind of shit, if they think it'll get them ripped for the beach. Anyway, win win for you, getting your van fixed and fleecing these twats for their every last penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 A quick squirt of WD40 is good for generally loosening up and lubricating ... or so I'm told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) 15 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Have a small business moonlighting as a personal trainer so I bought a small van to transport my equipment anyhoo i decided to service it and found every bolt and nut was either rung or tightened with a power bar or something . even my formidable guns couldn't get a turn on them...most annoying Panzerknacker Were you turning them the correct way? Edited August 10, 2016 by Ollyboro Rimshot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Have a small business moonlighting as a personal trainer so I bought a small van to transport my equipment anyhoo i decided to service it and found every bolt and nut was either rung or tightened with a power bar or something . even my formidable guns couldn't get a turn on them...most annoying Panzerknacker My quick release not on my front wheel needed grinding off despite my strength. I do Barobics at every available opportunity which means my beach body has gone from Blue to Pilot Whale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Get your clients to do it - call it a new type of exercise...'Mechanogenics' or something. Cunts that pay for a personal trainer are so fucking daft they'll accept any amount of this kind of shit, if they think it'll get them ripped for the beach. Anyway, win win for you, getting your van fixed and fleecing these twats for their every last penny. Mostly women of a certain age who for one reason or another wont expose bingo wings or muffin tums to the light cunts like me thrive on cunts like them..plus ya get to pound the odd neurotic one...dumb cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Mostly women of a certain age who for one reason or another wont expose bingo wings or muffin tums to the light cunts like me thrive on cunts like them..plus ya get to pound the odd neurotic one...dumb cunts Panzerknacker A boring fucking nom that is going nowhere. As I said in an earlier post that was removed, the only over tightening I am interested in is an arse rapists hands round your scrawny fucking neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 23 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Mostly women of a certain age who for one reason or another wont expose bingo wings or muffin tums to the light cunts like me thrive on cunts like them..plus ya get to pound the odd neurotic one...dumb cunts Panzerknacker Get yourself a manic depressive - they're ace at anal! Hard work out of the sack however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 31 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: A boring fucking nom that is going nowhere... Hey! You should be more accommodating, Scrote. We all indulged you with your noms discussing Paleontology, Scottish Lesbian Killers and even patiently nodded through your thoughts on goose abuse. This nom has everything, the travails of entrepreneurship, needy people and personal trainers, sex with manic depressives and torque wrenches. What's not to like? Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Hey! You should be more accommodating, Scrote. We all indulged you with your noms discussing Paleontology, Scottish Lesbian Killers and patiently nodded through your thoughts on goose abuse. This nom has everything, the travails of entrepreneurship, needy people and personal trainers, sex with manic depressives and torque wrenches. What's not to like? Discuss. You for a fucking start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: You for a fucking start That's a given, Scrote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'd like to massively overtighten a big jubilee clip around panzerknackers fucking neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: A boring fucking nom that is going nowhere. As I said in an earlier post that was removed, the only over tightening I am interested in is an arse rapists hands round your scrawny fucking neck. Very cranky today scrotey baby what's up with ya. .gwan. .spill..I'm listening comrade Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 11 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Have a small business moonlighting as a personal trainer so I bought a small van to transport my equipment anyhoo i decided to service it and found every bolt and nut was either rung or tightened with a power bar or something . even my formidable guns couldn't get a turn on them...most annoying Panzerknacker I hope your business fails, and you die in a pit of foulness. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I hope your business fails, and you die in a pit of foulness. Cunt. It's not really a business..more of a top up to augment the disability benefit but I thank you for your feedback sent no doubt from your own pit of cuntitude Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: I'd like to massively overtighten a big jubilee clip around panzerknackers fucking neck. Not feeling the love here apey baby. .maybe yerself and scrotey could do with a bit of exertion. .take turns pumpin each other..goading yourselves to greater effort Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I hope your business fails, and you die in a pit of foulness. Cunt. That's a bit harsh QC. Oh hang on,your right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 20 minutes ago, Snatch said: That's a bit harsh QC. Oh hang on,your right. Et tu scratchcunt. .. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: That's a bit harsh QC. Oh hang on,your right. I'm always right, I've never been wrong, ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 9 hours ago, Ape said: I'd like to massively overtighten a big jubilee clip around panzerknackers fucking neck. PM Eduardo, I'm sure he could get staff discount. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It's not really a business..more of a top up to augment the disability benefit but I thank you for your feedback sent no doubt from your own pit of cuntitude Panzerknacker You're not one of them dribbling leg dragging blue badge cunts who parks across the entrance to my drive are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 32 minutes ago, Bubba C said: PM Eduardo, I'm sure he could get staff discount. Did you used to be Bubbles on the other site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did you used to be Bubbles on the other site? No. Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Et tu scratchcunt. .. Panzerknacker Panzerspacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 13 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mostly women of a certain age who for one reason or another wont expose bingo wings or muffin tums to the light cunts like me thrive on cunts like them..plus ya get to pound the odd neurotic one...dumb cunts Panzerknacker Could never understand why people need personal trainers when you can get exercises off the internet. I can do ab crunches and squats so why should I pay some meat head 30 quid to fucking tell me how to do them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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