scotty Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 10 hours ago, mothra said: From SIR ROD STEWART I've got STEROID WARTS Ratter, I'm sure you could have found something with foreign military connotations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I've met him socially and told him I had always had him down as a bit of a tight fisted cunt and he agreed .. and then said it was my round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: I've met him socially and told him I had always had him down as a bit of a tight fisted cunt and he agreed .. and then said it was my round Once met him sitting in the first class on one of my trains with a standard class ticket. He told me that he was Rod Stewart, I told him to either pay up or move into standard class .. he spent the rest of the journey standing up by the door in the standard class coach next to the buffet .. he looked amazingly short not much more than Ronnie Corbett height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 33 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Once met him sitting in the first class on one of my trains with a standard class ticket. He told me that he was Rod Stewart, I told him to either pay up or move into standard class .. he spent the rest of the journey standing up by the door in the standard class coach next to the buffet .. he looked amazingly short not much more than Ronnie Corbett height. Seems appropriate for the ancient fucking poof. Now his footballer lovers need only step up on a stool or a few steps so poor rod doesn't shatter his knee joints to get down to suck them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 18 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I often wear morning dress. No, you've written that down wrong, it's "often wear a dress in the morning"... 18 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: He looks like a right girl in that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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