Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 As if the beatification of that Albanian cockroach Mother Teresa wasn't bad enough, now this dwarf geriatric tartan-trousered cunt has just been knighted. After forty years as a tax exile, he should have been beheaded rather than honoured. The first cut is the deepest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I thought AIDS claimed this cunt ages ago! Ready the bark stripper!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As if the beatification of that Albanian cockroach Mother Teresa wasn't bad enough, now this dwarf geriatric tartan-trousered cunt has just been knighted. After forty years as a tax exile, he should have been beheaded rather than honoured. The first cut is the deepest. I wonder what attracted that tall slapper to the millionaire Cunt Stewart ? (thanks mrs merton). I am disappointed as I thought this cunt was already dead. I hope he dies soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Are you sure he's just been knighted as he's dressed as if he going to play golf? Although he also has a women in tow which means he can't be Gay. What a fucking paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Are you sure he's just been knighted as he's dressed as if he going to play golf? Although he also has a women in tow which means he can't be Gay. What a fucking paradox. You sure its not spunkie with a bender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Are you sure he's just been knighted as he's dressed as if he going to play golf? Although he also has a women in tow which means he can't be Gay. What a fucking paradox. I assume this is a thinly disguised attack on our dear and cherished Pinkape.......I can understand your confusion though and would just like to say that just because one is employed at the local golf club as a sanitary technician,that does not automatically mean that you are allowed on the course itself. Poor chap is a fantasist and a rather gay one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I knew a bloke who knew a bloke that played for his football team. Good old Rod held the annual end of season party at his home in Essex. Unfortunately he charged all team mates £25 to attend, so £50 per couple. All attended year on year, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Judas said: I knew a bloke who knew a bloke that played for his football team. Good old Rod held the annual end of season party at his home in Essex. Unfortunately he charged all team mates £25 to attend, so £50 per couple. All attended year on year, unfortunately. and? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, Judas said: I knew a bloke who knew a bloke that played for his football team. Good old Rod held the annual end of season party at his home in Essex. Unfortunately he charged all team mates £25 to attend, so £50 per couple. All attended year on year, unfortunately. I hope he declared that income. More importantly who let the fucker out of Scotland. If he loves it that much he should fuck off and live there, not in Essex. He's also got a voice like a phlegmy COPD sufferer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I wonder what attracted that tall slapper to the millionaire Cunt Stewart ? (thanks mrs merton). I am disappointed as I thought this cunt was already dead. I hope he dies soon. Unsurprisingly none have you have picked up on Stewart being improperly dressed for the occasion as he should have been wearing morning dress. But he is a Scottish pleb. I have my own morning dress.The odd cunt on here may hire it but they'll wear it badly and look like worzel gummidge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: and? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I assume this is a thinly disguised attack on our dear and cherished Pinkape... The dayglo budgie smugglers? The fisting butter smeared liberally over his tubby belly? Hmm, I wonder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I have my own morning dress.. I have to concede, no one looks quite like you when wearing a dress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As if the beatification of that Albanian cockroach Mother Teresa wasn't bad enough, now this dwarf geriatric tartan-trousered cunt has just been knighted. After forty years as a tax exile, he should have been beheaded rather than honoured. The first cut is the deepest. Why is he dressed like a fucking bus boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 20 minutes ago, Judas said: I knew a bloke who knew a bloke that played for his football team. Good old Rod held the annual end of season party at his home in Essex. Unfortunately he charged all team mates £25 to attend, so £50 per couple. All attended year on year, unfortunately. How much was the family ticket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: I have my own morning dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I have to concede, no one looks quite like you when wearing a dress Pleb. I have morning dress and the suit was made for me. Oik. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 @Cuntybaws, I won't be drawn into your sly little game of quoting you in order to repeatedly re-posting that disgusting picture, but I want it known, that you are a filthy fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, Judas said: Ah it's Swarm's "wife" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Pleb. I have morning dress and the suit was made for me. Oik. lol. Ah, a mourning dress, my apologies,,,,I think you want Bubbas nomination on funerals Pinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The dayglo budgie smugglers? The fisting butter smeared liberally over his tubby belly? Hmm, I wonder... The cunt looks like he's swallowed a space hopper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 He never knew where Scotland was until someone put him on the right train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Judas said: At least it's in the best possible taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: At least it's in the best possible taste. you cupid stunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ah it's Swarm's "wife" lol. nonsense...my wife's beard matches her hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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