ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Imagine for example getting terrace and terrorist mixed up. "We'll take coffee on the terrace thank you" only to find Abu Hamsa on all fours with a cafetiere balanced on his Talib arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Whatever you are smoking, I fucking want some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, mothra said: Imagine for example getting terrace and terrorist mixed up. "We'll take coffee on the terrace thank you" only to find Abu Hamsa on all fours with a cafetiere balanced on his Talib arse. .......Terrace and Abu Hamza...its so easy to get those two mixed up isn't it....Top Nom Motty, its about time we saw some real common sense on the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 This relates to the story of the schoolboy asked to write an essay about his family. He wanted to write terraced house but mistakenly somehow wrote the word "terrorist". Perhaps he was welsh or mentally crippled in some other way, anyway, the school reported him to the filth who turned up with a swat team and arrested the dopey little cunt and half his family. Stupid bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 43 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: This relates to the story of the schoolboy asked to write an essay about his family. He wanted to write terraced house but mistakenly somehow wrote the word "terrorist". Perhaps he was welsh or mentally crippled in some other way, anyway, the school reported him to the filth who turned up with a swat team and arrested the dopey little cunt and half his family. Stupid bastards What a heart warming tale Luke. I trust the family were all burned to death outside their local Wetherspoons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Whatever you are smoking, I fucking want some. Might be in a cake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Deco's alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 I would hang the bar stewards, personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 hours ago, mothra said: Deco's alive! Tot I've decided that you don't really cut it on here anymore. If Ollyboro's comeback attempt was ridiculed within a matter of days, why should we treat you any differently? You always seem to miss the mark, you talk in riddles, and I won't fucking stand for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Tot I've decided that you don't really cut it on here anymore. If Ollyboro's comeback attempt was ridiculed within a matter of days, why should we treat you any differently? You always seem to miss the mark, you talk in riddles, and I won't fucking stand for it. How was your Sunday Lunch, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: How was your Sunday Lunch, Frank? Disappointing. Lightly smoked salmon fillets with broccoli and chilli, overcooked by Mrs K in the Aga. Dry and too salty and fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Tot I've decided that you don't really cut it on here anymore. If Ollyboro's comeback attempt was ridiculed within a matter of days, why should we treat you any differently? You always seem to miss the mark, you talk in riddles, and I won't fucking stand for it. You're right of course Zorba. I should die with dignity. Then not die without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Dry and too salty and fucking shit. Not a nice thing to say about the old girl. How was the food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Not a nice thing to say about the old girl. How was the food? Tata.. look, I'm just looking for a little light entertainment on here this evening. You and the sea of shit that spews out of your fucking student gob could bring this site to its knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Tata.. look, I'm just looking for a little light entertainment on here this evening. You and the sea of shit that spews out of your fucking student gob could bring this site to its knees. Here's hoping. Anyway, I graduated ages ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Deco's alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I never graduated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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