Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 What a the obsession with bearded bastards drinking real ale in poncey bottles. Give me a tyskie any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 15 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: What a the obsession with bearded bastards drinking real ale in poncey bottles. Give me a tyskie any day. Why not try some real ale or beer instead of that gayboy cats piss lager and you might find the answer to your stupid question. Drink it from a pint mug like a real man, not from the bottle like some camp lout. You really are a thick cunt with no taste or class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 27 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: What a the obsession with bearded bastards drinking real ale in poncey bottles. Give me a tyskie any day. 6.56% and falling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 32 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Why not try some real ale or beer instead of that gayboy cats piss lager and you might find the answer to your stupid question. Drink it from a pint mug like a real man, not from the bottle like some camp lout. You really are a thick cunt with no taste or class. I used to drink real ale on and off, reminds me of Bill Oddie spunk. Too many tweed wearing, beard cunts frequent the pubs for my liking. Can't really call tyskie gay boy cat piss, it's 5.5%. Maybe you would prefer the 6% Perla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Donner and chips said: I used to drink real ale on and off, reminds me of Bill Oddie spunk. Too many tweed wearing, beard cunts frequent the pubs for my liking. Can't really call tyskie gay boy cat piss, it's 5.5%. Maybe you would prefer the 6% Perla? Fuck off bubbles you thick twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: Fuck off bubbles you thick twat I'm not @Bubba C Fuck off back to brewdog you sneck lifter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Real Ale is physic. It makes a man into a real man. This evolution is cancelled if you wear woolly pullies, have a beard, come from down south or are gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Real Ale is physic. It makes a man into a real man. This evolution is cancelled if you wear woolly pullies, have a beard, come from down south or are gay. I tend to agree, I have no problem really with real ale other than when I go out I tend to get completely cunted and find this state more attainable on pilsner or lager. Due to various reasons I prefer the a tipple of the European variety. However, the beardy twat holes swilling IPA in little glasses make me want to piss fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 17 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: I tend to agree, I have no problem really with real ale other than when I go out I tend to get completely cunted and find this state more attainable on pilsner or lager. Due to various reasons I prefer the a tipple of the European variety. However, the beardy twat holes swilling IPA in little glasses make me want to piss fire. Drink cask bitter by the pint or die of AIDS. Lager is Johnny Foreigner piss and genetically modified to cause faggotry. Men who drink halves were obviously born in the wrong body and secretly want to be little girls.According to my rules of etiquette, there are 2 ways to leave a pub, in disgrace or by casevac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, Manky said: Drink cask bitter by the pint or die of AIDS. Lager is Johnny Foreigner piss and genetically modified to cause faggotry. Men who drink halves were obviously born in the wrong body and secretly want to be little girls.According to my rules of etiquette, there are 2 ways to leave a pub, in disgrace or by casevac. Agree with pints. What on earth did you drink in Germany then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 29 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Agree with pints. What on earth did you drink in Germany then? Fucking anything from Brasso to Polonium. The sacrifices we had to make were terrible. Luckily I was never there for long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 56 minutes ago, Manky said: Drink cask bitter by the pint or die of AIDS. Lager is Johnny Foreigner piss and genetically modified to cause faggotry. Men who drink halves were obviously born in the wrong body and secretly want to be little girls.According to my rules of etiquette, there are 2 ways to leave a pub, in disgrace or by casevac. ..or the window... 30 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Agree with pints. What on earth did you drink in Germany then? 2 pints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Donner and chips said: I used to drink real ale on and off, reminds me of Bill Oddie spunk. Too many tweed wearing, beard cunts frequent the pubs for my liking. Can't really call tyskie gay boy cat piss, it's 5.5%. Maybe you would prefer the 6% Perla? If you enjoy real ale, you enjoy real ale. If you can't drink it without thinking about Bill Oddie's spunk and bearded old men in tweed, you are a repressed homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 18 minutes ago, Manky said: Fucking anything from Brasso to Polonium. The sacrifices we had to make were terrible. Luckily I was never there for long. Für Sie Manky, ist der Krieg vorbei! I can't imagine a pint of Abbot going too well with currywurst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: If you enjoy real ale, you enjoy real ale. If you can't drink it without thinking about Bill Oddie's spunk and bearded old men in tweed, you are a repressed homosexual. I have no problem with real ale Sticky, not my thing. However craft beer bars, totally different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Just now, Donner and chips said: I have no problem with real ale Sticky, not my thing. However craft beer bars, totally different story. Fascinating. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Fascinating. Fuck off. Bore off you muggy shitstabber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 8 hours ago, Donner and chips said: I have no problem with real ale Sticky, not my thing. However craft beer bars, totally different story. So let's get this clear, you're not trying to blame CAMRA for your homosexualist tendencies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 so much for my plan of not replying to shit noms. posted by gay, juvenile, mongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: So let's get this clear, you're not trying to blame CAMRA for your homosexualist tendencies? Fuck off Stickleback, your boring the bejesus out of me. Obviously half of you fuckers never go out so haven't witnessed the new craft beer craze, take a walk down Shoreditch or some other area subject to gentrification. You will see the same thing overpriced shite drank by Nathan Barley with a beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Cunts that drink grog with twigs floating around in it are cunts by default. Fucking 'real ale' real horse piss more like, you beardy home knitted cardigan wearing pretentious horse piss swilling shitkriegs.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 16 hours ago, Donner and chips said: Für Sie Manky, ist der Krieg vorbei! I can't imagine a pint of Abbot going too well with currywurst. Fuck off you knob. The only Kraut I know is Noch eine bier, bitte. Hande hoche kartonkopf. Achtung Spitfeur. Gerd Mueller takens it up ze arse What more is needed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck off you knob. The only Kraut I know is Noch eine bier, bitte. Hande hoche kartonkopf. Achtung Spitfeur. Gerd Mueller takens it up ze arse What more is needed? For you, probably not a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I have an idea Donna, how about i meet you at a country pub and take you outside and crack your fucking thick skull wide open and watch your tiny brain hit the cobbles...DEAL ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Cunts that drink grog with twigs floating around in it are cunts by default. Fucking 'real ale' real horse piss more like, you beardy home knitted cardigan wearing pretentious horse piss swilling shitkriegs.. You've been on the continent too long, tolerating complete bullshit when it comes to beer, like bar staff who can't pour a pint without making it froth all over the place before slicing the over sized head off with that bizarre blunt knife implement. Fucking amateurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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