Jiggerycock Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 The only culture Hull is responsible for is the sort that grow on old men's smeg, under little-washed foreskins. That's why the place stinks of fish. You want a face to represent the Hull City of Culture 2017? Draw a smiley face on the end of a glans penis with a marker pen, with all the 'bell-end boursin' and 'foereskin feta' as a nice curly white perm a la Jimmy Saville, c. 1981. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 Well the arse-end of Scotland had it a while back, so Hull isn't necessarily the worst choice. Hang on, fuck that, it's a shithole. I've been to Hull twice, the second time was purely to confirm that the nightmares I suffered since weren't just from a particularly over-ripe cambozola. I'm glad they renamed it Humberside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Well the arse-end of Scotland had it a while back, so Hull isn't necessarily the worst choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: And that is, in reality, the best PR mascot they can come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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