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Guest DingTheRioja
On 15/11/2016 at 2:24 PM, Manky said:

You have to speak to Tykes as though they are simple. The reason for this is that they are simple folk. Not just a bit simple either. A fucking lot simple.

Bradford University were on University Challenge. They were represented by 2 breezeblocks, a pile of pigshit and 2 short planks

Yes Manky, at least us Yorkies can count to four...

 

On 15/11/2016 at 3:57 PM, Decimus said:

Ding, where art thou?

Where FOUR art thou, thou un edjukat'd ficko...

 

On 15/11/2016 at 5:39 PM, Jiggerycock said:

Murdering t'prostitutes

Nivver touch'd her, Honest Orrifice, Sir..

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37 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm the son of rage and love.

I put a little bend in the Brequator to ensure Yorkshire belongs South. Yorkshire people are unusual to say the least. I lived there from r a couple of years in the 70's and nobody in the land of the red rose will speak to me.

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Guest Tata Steely Dan
On 11/15/2016 at 11:38 AM, Lady Penelope said:

Your thoughts Tatty Dan?

Why is it that if women don't end up in a stable relationship by the time they are thirty five or so they end up a bit batshit and dangerous? You know, the snatch a toddler in the supermarket/drown the neighbour's dog/stab a bus driver with scissors type of batshit and dangerous. Is it simply the hormones or the existential dread of realising that you are slowly making your way onto life's rubbish pile and that once you lose your sexual attractiveness you basically become an invisible second-class citizen? 

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