Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Your thoughts Tatty Dan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 You're asking for Tatas' thoughts because you don't have any? Oh why oh why is there a wire to the barrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You're asking for Tatas' thoughts because you don't have any? Oh why oh why is there a wire to the barrow? I do have toughts but I want to hear Tata's thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Them's shit wheel trims they are and no mistake guv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Oh why oh why is there a wire to the barrow? If you look to the west and see lights in Lancashire during the dark evenings, its called electrickery. That wire is an earth wire which causes the Van de Graph generator to discharge to earth causing the mahoosive sparky twinkly thing. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: If you look to the west and see lights in Lancashire during the dark evenings, its called electrickery. That wire is an earth wire which causes the Van de Graph generator to discharge to earth causing the mahoosive sparky twinkly thing. Cunt ".....and that completes the GCSE Physics syllabus. Don't forget to hand your homework in tomorrow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 The wheelbarrow had been sedated prior to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: The wheelbarrow had been sedated prior to this. Surely the entire point of this would be to see how it reacts. Those morons have fudged their own experiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 35 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ".....and that completes the GCSE Physics syllabus. Don't forget to hand your homework in tomorrow" You have to speak to Tykes as though they are simple. The reason for this is that they are simple folk. Not just a bit simple either. A fucking lot simple. Bradford University were on University Challenge. They were represented by 2 breezeblocks, a pile of pigshit and 2 short planks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 27 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Surely the entire point of this would be to see how it reacts. Those morons have fudged their own experiment. Unsedated on the first try it tried to rape the Landrover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Unsedated on the first try it tried to rape the Landrover. Oh please. That Land Rover is clearly a slag. Flashing its alloys in the background like some pissed council estate ne-er-do-well. There's a reason the classics have those fancy silver hubcaps, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 What a load of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What a load of shit Yes, a wheel barrow full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Your thoughts Tatty Dan? Is that a barstool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that a barstool? Yes you can sit on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Yes you can sit on it. She'll fucking nick it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: You have to speak to Tykes as though they are simple. The reason for this is that they are simple folk. Not just a bit simple either. A fucking lot simple. Bradford University were on University Challenge. They were represented by 2 breezeblocks, a pile of pigshit and 2 short planks Indeed - too busy going round calling spades spades and wanking on about 'Gods Own County' to be bothered with reading books.....tha' knows nah sithee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Jiggerycock said: Indeed - too busy going round calling spades spades and wanking on about 'Gods Own County' to be bothered with reading books.....tha' knows nah sithee Ding, where art thou? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Yes you can sit on it. Or fall off it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ding, where art thou? Murdering t'prostitutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Yes you can sit on it. It wouldn't touch the sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Your thoughts Tatty Dan? Doctor Who, second series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Murdering t'prostitutes Good old Jiggly, the only person I know to be convicted of oil seed rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 26 minutes ago, ratcum said: Good old Jiggly, the only person I know to be convicted of oil seed rape Wasn't he also involved in an incident with Timothy Grass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 42 minutes ago, ratcum said: Good old Jiggly, the only person I know to be convicted of oil seed rape Yeah - those whore bitch brassicas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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