Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: But have you been to you? I think she's seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Am I? I wasn't aware I was but I'm glad if I am. I mean, they're all cunts out there! Well our flouncy friend from Norfolk sprang to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't bother. Bude is a cunt. Kynance cove is fun, you can pretend to be a smuggler. A turd smuggler? Not a lot of pretending to do then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 16 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Well our flouncy friend from Norfolk sprang to mind. Death to their arses then! Not forgetting their arses are where their heads are. And there's two of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think she's seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see. I was eight years old when I saw Mrs Gilbert in the back garden with the milkman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 23 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A turd smuggler? Not a lot of pretending to do then. Very witty. Email that one to Frank, far superior to any of his shit (see what I did there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very witty. Email that one to Frank, far superior to any of his shit (see what I did there) Let it go Eric, you're heading for the starring role in Roadkills production of how to dismember an Arab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I woke up this morning and my stolen pub bench had overturned. I'm in bits. Any chance the corner can organise a fundraising concert for me? Alvin Stardust hasn't done much for years. Edited for troof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 24 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Let it go Eric, you're heading for the starring role in Roadkills production of how to dismember an Arab I thought we were going to blow one up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 27 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Let it go Eric, you're heading for the starring role in Roadkills production of how to dismember an Arab Anyway, I'm not right for the part, I'm a fat cartoon 8 year old (big boned) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 19 minutes ago, deebom said: Edited for troof. Reported for illiterasy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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