Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 So railway blocked east of Exeter, problems at Whimple .. Angus is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Fuck me furiously! El Nino or whatever dumps a load of snow on Quebec and Canada just yawns. Budleigh Salterton gets a bit of mud on the carpet and it's national news and there'll probably be a whip-round for them in the Taxpayers Arms tonight! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Budleigh Salterton can get fucked anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Is he a Welsh weatherman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: So railway blocked east of Exeter, problems at Whimple .. Angus is a cunt. They should be using an equilibristat . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 44 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Fuck me furiously! El Nino or whatever dumps a load of snow on Quebec and Canada just yawns. Budleigh Salterton gets a bit of mud on the carpet and it's national news and there'll probably be a whip-round for them in the Taxpayers Arms tonight! Well I woke up this morning and my garden chair had overturned. I'm in bits. Any chance the corner can organise a fundraising concert for me? Alvin Stardust hasn't done much for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Perhaps Alvin has changed his name back to Shane Fenton to avoid detection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I woke up this morning and my garden chair had overturned. I'm in bits. Any chance the corner can organise a fundraising concert for me? Alvin Stardust hasn't done much for years. I can organise a 'safe space' for you to have a bit of a cry and some therapy. That seems to be what the world goes in for if it stubs its toe, these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I can organise a 'safe space' for you to have a bit of a cry and some therapy. That seems to be what the world goes in for if it stubs its toe, these days Fuck that. If queeny can get close to 400 million quid to replace her polystyrene ceiling tiles, I demand an EU handout for my upturned recycling bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I can organise a 'safe space' for you to have a bit of a cry and some therapy. That seems to be what the world goes in for if it stubs its toe, these days Saw a dead pigeon at Barnstaple on Sunday .. still upset about it, wanted to talk about it to my Nan but she is dead too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Saw a dead pigeon at Barnstaple on Sunday .. still upset about, wanted to talk about it to my Nan but she is dead too :'( The last time I stayed with my friend in hatherleigh I found it most dismal so decided to explore , drove down the long country road and ended up In Bude, which must have been designed by Rod Serling because no matter which direction you go you always end up at tesco. Gave up and went to beach which has several million mussels clinging to rocks and a weird little canal running along the top of beach. Lizard village is much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last time I stayed with my friend in hatherleigh I found it most dismal so decided to explore , drove down the long country road and ended up In Bude, which must have been designed by Rod Serling because no matter which direction you go you always end up at tesco. Gave up and went to beach which has several million mussels clinging to rocks and a weird little canal running along the top of beach. Lizard village is much better. The Bude Canal .. I have never been to Bude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: The Bude Canal .. I have never been to Bude. Don't bother. Bude is a cunt. Kynance cove is fun, you can pretend to be a smuggler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Budleigh Salterton gets a bit of mud on the carpet and it's national news and there'll probably be a whip-round for them in the Taxpayers Arms tonight! From now on I only want to hear about natural phenomena that come with an actual tsunami warning. Radioactivity and/or sharks optional, but nice to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: From now on I only want to hear about natural phenomena that come with an actual tsunami warning. Radioactivity and/or sharks optional, but nice to have. I'm on the blower to Fukoshima as we speak. Apparently after Mr Fault Line had his spat with Ms Nuclear facility last time, they let loose the mother of all genetic fuck ups. There's two-headed sharks, man-eating dolphins poisonous clams and all manner of fucked up, mutant shit flying around the place now. Certainly enough to keep the average sociopath such as yourself in wanks for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I can organise a 'safe space' for you to have a bit of a cry and some therapy. That seems to be what the world goes in for if it stubs its toe, these days Very kind Jiggers but the money will be a great healer for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Apparently after Mr Fault Line had his spat with Ms Nuclear facility last time, they let loose the mother of all genetic fuck ups. There's two-headed sharks, man-eating dolphins poisonous clams and all manner of fucked up, mutant shit flying around the place now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: The Bude Canal .. I have never been to Bude. But have you been to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm on the blower to Fukoshima as we speak. Apparently after Mr Fault Line had his spat with Ms Nuclear facility last time, they let loose the mother of all genetic fuck ups. There's two-headed sharks, man-eating dolphins poisonous clams and all manner of fucked up, mutant shit flying around the place now. Certainly enough to keep the average sociopath such as yourself in wanks for weeks. Hope it don't wake Godzilla up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 44 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm on the blower to Fukoshima as we speak. Apparently after Mr Fault Line had his spat with Ms Nuclear facility last time, they let loose the mother of all genetic fuck ups. There's two-headed sharks, man-eating dolphins poisonous clams and all manner of fucked up, mutant shit flying around the place now. Apparently a representative from Norfolk County Council is flying out there to advise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: But have you been to you? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 49 minutes ago, ratcum said: Apparently a representative from Norfolk County Council is flying out there to advise Goading someone there, are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: But have you been to you? What about exploring the subtle whoring that cost to much to be free? The Isles of Greece? Georgia? California shureley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Apparently a representative from Norfolk County Council is flying out there to advise Why would you send some cunt from Norfolk. A couple of mega sieverts and a few milion rads won't deform the cunts any more than they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Goading someone there, are we? Am I? I wasn't aware I was but I'm glad if I am. I mean, they're all cunts out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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