Sexual Health Outreach Services

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Another waste of taxpayers money. If the dirty fuckers want to stick their appedages up an unnatural place then they should suffer the consequences, its no different than tombstoning  or surfing on trains and just like those practices it should be discouraged and banned ..  Punker's get fucked

[ratcum]

lots of slags in Ireland

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

What are you on about, Pen? 

[Cap'n Cunt]

15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Another waste of taxpayers money. If the dirty fuckers want to stick their appedages up an unnatural place then they should suffer the consequences, its no different than tombstoning  or surfing on trains and just like those practices it should be discouraged and banned ..  Punker's get fucked

Is this who you phone when you accidentally get a drinking straw stuck in your jap's eye? (Asking on behalf of a friend)

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Is this who you phone when you accidentally get a drinking straw stuck in your jap's eye? (Asking on behalf of a friend)

They also provide snakes to go in after the gerbils shoved up her arse.  

[Guest N/A]

16 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Another waste of taxpayers money. If the dirty fuckers want to stick their appedages up an unnatural place then they should suffer the consequences, its no different than tombstoning  or surfing on trains and just like those practices it should be discouraged and banned ..  Punker's get fucked

Lady P.......you can't be so genderist about this.   If 23 of the 27 identified sub genders choose to fuck bareback anally up the shitbox as their genders term of endearment to their kind then let the filthy fuckers do it and let them go get tested and diagnosed as hiv +.     Fucking hilarious.   Can I apply for the job of chief teller of bad news please.    I would tour the streets of Britain telling the limp wristed fag queens that they have all got bad aids and that the poison polluted blood coursing thru their veins is from that fucking filthy Russian guys cock they noshed up their arse the night before.  

[Guest Lady Penelope]

6 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Is this who you phone when you accidentally get a drinking straw stuck in your jap's eye? (Asking on behalf of a friend)

You do not have a friend.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Lady P.......you can't be so genderist about this.   If 23 of the 27 identified sub genders choose to fuck bareback anally up the shitbox as their genders term of endearment to their kind then let the filthy fuckers do it and let them go get tested and diagnosed as hiv +.     Fucking hilarious.   Can I apply for the job of chief teller of bad news please.    I would tour the streets of Britain telling the limp wristed fag queens that they have all got bad aids and that the poison polluted blood coursing thru their veins is from that fucking filthy Russian guys cock they noshed up their arse the night before.  

They're not sub-genders, they are seperate genders and you are 12 of them with Punker's being another 5.

[Guest Snatch]

10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Can I apply for the job of chief teller of bad news please.    I would tour the streets of Britain telling the limp wristed fag queens that they have all got bad aids and that the poison polluted blood coursing thru their veins is from that fucking filthy Russian guys cock they noshed up their arse the night before.  

You can have the job but you'd need to be a bit more direct in giving out the bad news.

[Jiggerycock]

On ‎09‎/‎03‎/‎2017 at 0:58 AM, Cap'n Cunt said:

Is this who you phone when you accidentally get a drinking straw stuck in your jap's eye? (Asking on behalf of a friend)

No - that would be the Sexual Health Reacharound Services

[Guest Manky]

Isn't Sexual Health an oxymoron in this case. I would rather see it called a 'You are fucked you AIDS ridden faggot' outreach service.

[Guest Piston]