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Anyone Who Drives A Micra


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Guest Ollyboro
9 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Surely his backpack would be the brand to avoid over his car?

Nope. I'd rather own his backpack than his Micra. Although either could be easily booby trapped.

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On 04/06/2017 at 6:21 PM, Ape said:

These fucking cars are almost exclusively driven by dawdling old cunts with the reactions of a slug that's had a heavy dose of Mogadon. I can clearly imagine Pen in one.

Fuck off.

I had a Nisan Micra and drove it for 120,000 miles...never let me down, did 50 mpg, excellent reclining seats for fucking the girlfriend in before the days when lovers lane became dogging.  Was one of the best cars I've ever owned... great memories.  Old people were young once and you will be old before you know it.  Don't pick on them , one might be your nan.  

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