Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 These fucking cars are almost exclusively driven by dawdling old cunts with the reactions of a slug that's had a heavy dose of Mogadon. I can clearly imagine Pen in one. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: These fucking cars are almost exclusively driven by dawdling old cunts with the reactions of a slug that's had a heavy dose of Mogadon. I can clearly imagine Pen in one. Fuck off. Believe it or not in Leeds they are known as curry carriers. You can bet a mortgage on it that if you buy a takeaway it's delivered in a Micra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Believe it or not in Leeds they are known as curry carriers. You can bet a mortgage on it that if you buy a takeaway it's delivered in a Micra. So, straight out of a micrawave and into a Micra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: So, straight out of a micrawave and into a Micra. I've got a microwave bed! I gets me 8 hours sleep in 3 minutes. Job done and sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So, straight out of a micrawave and into a Micra. Got it in one fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Micra's were mostly used by driving schools weren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So, straight out of a micrawave and into a Micra. Give me your ticket sir, and I'll get your coat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Micra's were mostly used by driving schools weren't they? and in Supermarkets, before the Trolley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 I can confirm this,my sister in law has one and she is indeed a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Give me your ticket sir, and I'll get your coat! Minus the wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: I can confirm this,my sister in law has one and she is indeed a cunt Why? Did she refuse your offer of a three some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 What a fucking horrible image you've just left me with,I'd rather fuck the micra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: These fucking cars are almost exclusively driven by dawdling old cunts with the reactions of a slug that's had a heavy dose of Mogadon. I can clearly imagine Pen in one. Fuck off. I have thought about buying one but been looking at a nice little MG instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: What a fucking horrible image you've just left me with,I'd rather fuck the micra The tail pipe would be tighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 The new Micra actually looks pretty good, a lot trendier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 The Micra is a lovely little car especially the ones from the late 1990s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: The Micra is a lovely little car especially the ones from the late 1990s. I learned in one of those horrible, bloated early 2000's models. Shit power distribution and no feel of where the edges of the car are because every panel of the bodywork sticks out about five inches from the interior. The styling on the 90's ones are better, seeing as they at least don't look like a frog getting squeezed, but from what I hear they're the same underpowered, leany in the corners, shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: The Micra is a lovely little car especially the ones from the late 1990s. They were a miracle of steel n plastic pen baby. .simple..easy to maintain. .if I didn't need my van I'd happily drive one Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: They were a miracle of steel n plastic pen baby. .simple..easy to maintain. .if I didn't need my van I'd happily drive one Panzerknacker Thus confirming the observations I've made on the type of cunts that drive these things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Thus confirming the observations I've made on the type of cunts that drive these things. Vehicles are just tools ...you probably have a pimped out waxed mondeo ..big sound system and a small penis Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Vehicles are just tools ...you probably have a pimped out waxed mondeo ..big sound system and a small penis Panzerknacker Roops drives a fancy Merc. Does that mean she's got a small dick, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 37 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Roops drives a fancy Merc. Does that mean she's got a small dick, too? Occasionally...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Occasionally...... I bet you would never buy a Micra Bibbly. Not because you've got style, more because you are a fat cunt, and wouldn't fit in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 They are environmentally friendly cars. Good economy, cheap to run and insure. A good choice for a first time car owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet you would never buy a Micra Bibbly. Not because you've got style, more because you are a fat cunt, and wouldn't fit in one. You're better than this, scrotes, aren't you? And stop pm'ing me for pics you little pervert. I'm sorry to let you down, but I'm neither fat or a midget, sorry to disappoint. Maybe neil could send you a couple of snaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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