Beer Experts

[Guest Lady Penelope]

"Beer Experts" say that on average it takes "10.5 sips" to drink a pint of beer .. what a load of cobblers .. my Uncle Bertie took all night to drink his pint of Cloudwater.

[camberwell gypsy]

I never sipped my beer.  I glugged it. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I never sipped my beer.  I glugged it. 

Thank you camb's that was the word that I was looking for .. 10.5 "glugs".

[Guest Snatch]

53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I never sipped my beer.  I glugged it. 

Tell us again how you often woke up in someones front garden.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Snatch said:

Tell us again how you often woke up in someones front garden.

No.

Next question

[Guest Manky]

If some cunt is counting this shite instead of enjoying his pint, he should be scored with a 12 blade Stanley Knife, (each 2 blades separated by a matchstick, it makes the wound difficult to sew up.  [Manchester Handbook of cultural and acceptable practices, 2017]) then stuffed into a barrel of salt and rolled down Kinder Scout.

[Guest Snatch]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

No.

Thanks.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

I'm a beer expert.  In my expert opinion, beer is ace.  

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

I'm a bear expert. In my expert opinion, bears are dangerous.

[camberwell gypsy]

I'm a woods expert. In my expert opinion, bears shit in woods 

[Neil]

I took my last girlfriend out to the woods and she said  how 'scary' it was,"what about me"I said,"ive got to walk back alone"