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I would extend this to all scousers. Confine them to remain in Liverpool at all times. If they do have to leave their shithole city to sign on, appear in court or pick up a collection only shell suit off ebay, they should be made to use sign language so we don't have to listen to their spacker accent. Thieving cunts. Every one of them.

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Just now, White van man said:

I would extend this to all scousers. Confine them to remain in Liverpool at all times. If they do have to leave their shithole city to sign on, appear in court or pick up a collection only shell suit off ebay, they should be made to use sign language so we don't have to listen to their spacker accent. Thieving cunts. Every one of them.

Indeed. Scousers are disgusting vermin who are not fit to associate with the rest of mankind.

I have been considering writing to the Home secretary with the suggestion of turning Liverpool into something like Escape from New York. A huge wall, armed guards with strict orders to immediately execute anyone trying to leave. This would have the effect of dramatically lowering the national crime figures and the possibility of the filthy scum contaminating the larger gene pool. 

On second thoughts, just nuke the fuckers.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

The cunt needs to explore the benefits of scrumpy, in vast quantities, before trying the popular local pastime of surfing, fully clothed, in at least an 8 ft swell off Gwithian Beach - ideally on a receding tide. That'll sort the cunt.

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20 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

This total cunt has been banned from being anywhere in Kernow. Cunt needs to walk to Lands End and keep walking.

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/penzance-menace-david-hughes-banned-1177281

'Assaulting a disabled man'..... that's about the level of this meatheads fighting ability. 

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20 hours ago, White van man said:

I would extend this to all scousers. Confine them to remain in Liverpool at all times. If they do have to leave their shithole city to sign on, appear in court or pick up a collection only shell suit off ebay, they should be made to use sign language so we don't have to listen to their spacker accent. Thieving cunts. Every one of them.

Especially the ones who mention anything about knowing, meeting or having a relative that met or knew any of the Beatles. 

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19 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Indeed. Scousers are disgusting vermin who are not fit to associate with the rest of mankind.

I have been considering writing to the Home secretary with the suggestion of turning Liverpool into something like Escape from New York. A huge wall, armed guards with strict orders to immediately execute anyone trying to leave. This would have the effect of dramatically lowering the national crime figures and the possibility of the filthy scum contaminating the larger gene pool. 

On second thoughts, just nuke the fuckers.

 

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Guest Lady Penelope
40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Especially the ones who mention anything about knowing, meeting or having a relative that met or knew any of the Beatles. 

According to a local he is not actually a scouser, he has some kind of speech impediment and talks like a scouser, he doesn't think that he has ever been any further than Truro.

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Guest White van man
34 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

According to a local he is not actually a scouser, he has some kind of speech impediment and talks like a scouser, he doesn't think that he has ever been any further than Truro.

Bloody hell. If ever there was an argument for a law change, this is it. People should have anonymity until found guilty. Imagine what the poor guys going through being accused of being a scouser. 

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 hour ago, White van man said:

Bloody hell. If ever there was an argument for a law change, this is it. People should have anonymity until found guilty. Imagine what the poor guys going through being accused of being a scouser. 

He might be a result of the "Winsford Factor" .. also sometimes called the "Colwyn Bay Factor". A transplanted scouse population where several generations on they remain scouse and speak the scouse language (transplanted scousers can breed from around 11 years of age). These transplantations happened from the 1950s onwards when the "Scouse Peoples Democratic Republic" funded home building elsewhere and transplanted the most useless members of their population to those distant locations. The original populations in these areas rarely interact or interbreed with these transplanted scousers. Indeed interbreeding with them may be difficult for physical and language reasons..

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

He might be a result of the "Winsford Factor" .. also sometimes called the "Colwyn Bay Factor". A transplanted scouse population where several generations on they remain scouse and speak the scouse language (transplanted scousers can breed from around 11 years of age). These transplantations happened from the 1950s onwards when the "Scouse Peoples Democratic Republic" funded home building elsewhere and transplanted the most useless members of their population to those distant locations. The original populations in these areas rarely interact or interbreed with these transplanted scousers. Indeed interbreeding with them may be difficult for physical and language reasons..

I seem to recall the now defunct LCC or GLC (whichever it was at the time) did the same thing and transplanted loads of East End scrotes to Thetford.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
5 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

I seem to recall the now defunct LCC or GLC (whichever it was at the time) did the same thing and transplanted loads of East End scrotes to Thetford.

I am all for mixing the gene pool in Norfolk. "But when note is off, it ruins the whole symphony" to quote a phrase from one of the other Alien flicks.

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