camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/stv.tv/amp/1412601-tesco-runs-out-of-shopping-baskets-after-customer-theft/ The residents on the Isle of Lewis are keeping their doors locked and children off the streets as the picturesque Scottish island has joined the ever growing list of dangerous places to live. Someone amongst the population has been stealing the baskets from the local Tesco store. Sergeant Jock McTavish is leading the investigation "we are looking for a hardened criminal. Nae one, I say nae one is safe until we catch this fiend". Resources from another area have been brought in in the form of PC Plum from nearby Ballamory. "Aaal get right on to it" he told me, looking through his magnifying glass. People living on the island are understably frightened as this is the most serious crime since a tin of cocoa was stolen from Wilson's merchandise shop back in 1964 in which the culprit has never been found. Islander Mr Frazer raised his bushy eyebrows, levelled his pitchfork and said "we're doomed doomed ahl tell ye". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Lets see Amber Rudd talk her way out of this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/stv.tv/amp/1412601-tesco-runs-out-of-shopping-baskets-after-customer-theft/ The residents on the Isle of Lewis are keeping their doors locked and children off the streets as the picturesque Scottish island has joined the ever growing list of dangerous places to live. Someone amongst the population has been stealing the baskets from the local Tesco store. Sergeant Jock McTavish is leading the investigation "we are looking for a hardened criminal. Nae one, I say nae one is safe until we catch this fiend". Resources from another area have been brought in in the form of PC Plum from nearby Ballamory. "Aaal get right on to it" he told me, looking through his magnifying glass. People living on the island are understably frightened as this is the most serious crime since a tin of cocoa was stolen from Wilson's merchandise shop back in 1964 in which the culprit has never been found. Islander Mr Frazer raised his bushy eyebrows, levelled his pitchfork and said "we're doomed doomed ahl tell ye". I've solved the crime. Quick google. Alistair Darling lives there. Robbing bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 The baleful influence of Sadiq Khan extends everywhere. Today a shopping basket - tomorrow Drill Rap-inspired chivvings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/stv.tv/amp/1412601-tesco-runs-out-of-shopping-baskets-after-customer-theft/ The residents on the Isle of Lewis are keeping their doors locked and children off the streets as the picturesque Scottish island has joined the ever growing list of dangerous places to live. Someone amongst the population has been stealing the baskets from the local Tesco store. Sergeant Jock McTavish is leading the investigation "we are looking for a hardened criminal. Nae one, I say nae one is safe until we catch this fiend". Resources from another area have been brought in in the form of PC Plum from nearby Ballamory. "Aaal get right on to it" he told me, looking through his magnifying glass. People living on the island are understably frightened as this is the most serious crime since a tin of cocoa was stolen from Wilson's merchandise shop back in 1964 in which the culprit has never been found. Islander Mr Frazer raised his bushy eyebrows, levelled his pitchfork and said "we're doomed doomed ahl tell ye". I thought you said it was basket that's been stolen, not a cement mixer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/stv.tv/amp/1412601-tesco-runs-out-of-shopping-baskets-after-customer-theft/ The residents on the Isle of Lewis are keeping their doors locked and children off the streets as the picturesque Scottish island has joined the ever growing list of dangerous places to live. Someone amongst the population has been stealing the baskets from the local Tesco store. Sergeant Jock McTavish is leading the investigation "we are looking for a hardened criminal. Nae one, I say nae one is safe until we catch this fiend". Resources from another area have been brought in in the form of PC Plum from nearby Ballamory. "Aaal get right on to it" he told me, looking through his magnifying glass. People living on the island are understably frightened as this is the most serious crime since a tin of cocoa was stolen from Wilson's merchandise shop back in 1964 in which the culprit has never been found. Islander Mr Frazer raised his bushy eyebrows, levelled his pitchfork and said "we're doomed doomed ahl tell ye". this problem could be easily solved, do like they do in most midlands supermarkets and charge a whole 1 pound to have use of a shopping trolley. 1 pound is almost a weeks wages up there I have heard. The police can then get on with dealing with serious crimes such as sheep rustling or acting as seconds for Paul McCartney videos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Fuck these kilt wearing, haggis munching wankers this is happening in my local Tesco Express right here in Sarf London, the centre of the world where FUCKING REAL PEOPLE live. You have to ask the shelf stackers to get you a basket. Obviously the pikeys have discovered that there is some scrap metal value in these fucking baskets. They steal drain covers, war memorials, motorway signs, lead and copper from roofs, railway cables ( note that Lady P you SJW) there’s nothing this filth won’t steal. Pikey filth need to be fucked off back to where they came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/18/2018 at 12:07 AM, judgetwi said: Fuck these kilt wearing, haggis munching wankers this is happening in my local Tesco Express right here in Sarf London, the centre of the world where FUCKING REAL PEOPLE live. You have to ask the shelf stackers to get you a basket. Obviously the pikeys have discovered that there is some scrap metal value in these fucking baskets. They steal drain covers, war memorials, motorway signs, lead and copper from roofs, railway cables ( note that Lady P you SJW) there’s nothing this filth won’t steal. Pikey filth need to be fucked off back to where they came from. Kilburn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/18/2018 at 12:07 AM, judgetwi said: Fuck these kilt wearing, haggis munching wankers this is happening in my local Tesco Express right here in Sarf London, the centre of the world where FUCKING REAL PEOPLE live. You have to ask the shelf stackers to get you a basket. Obviously the pikeys have discovered that there is some scrap metal value in these fucking baskets. They steal drain covers, war memorials, motorway signs, lead and copper from roofs, railway cables ( note that Lady P you SJW) there’s nothing this filth won’t steal. Pikey filth need to be fucked off back to where they came from. Yeah, good-ol' Sarf-London... Just be grateful that they don't steal your croissants, then go grab yourself a Friday meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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