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How many cunts does it take to analize a game...?   It’s like they are all on a fucking massive boys outing at our expense, stopping no doubt in a hooker filled boutique hotel, drinking and eating in fine cabbage restaurants in Moscow.   

There is a miserable bald gonk who says he is really looking forward to this game, with all the enthusiasm of a condemned man placing his neck on the block.  There is the token black one who never won anything or played in a World Cup, but let’s take him anyway. There is the other lifeless energy sapping bald one from up north who could grace any child’s funeral and make it worse.   Then there is the famous shagger who’s contract with the BBC will no doubt have provisions for a room full of hookers every night to balance out the equal pay shite, so he is getting paid in kind.

That fucking spastic God fearing cunt Hoddles only contribution so far was the insight into the first game where his opening comment was “ this looks like it’s going to be a tight game”. Yes Glenn, 5 fucking nil !   How much did you get paid for that fucking genius comment.

Come back Motty please !   As we now have to put up with Jonathan “ Robot Wars” Pearce, who is a fucking useless fucking cunt.  Shouting GOAL ! Uruguay score and go one nil up.  Ohh no it’s been disallowed.  I can’t understand why it’s been disallowed.  Martin Keown, simply stating. “ it hit the side netting”. .... “it’s a dead ball”..... the only thing missing was a quite “cunt”. From Martin at the end of that peice of commentary gold from Mr Robot Wars.

ITV have gone for the chuckle brothers in Iam Wright and Lee Dixon, BOTH never played in a World Cup.   I’d rather listen to a woman talk football.

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3 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

How many cunts does it take to analize a game...?   It’s like they are all on a fucking massive boys outing at our expense, stopping no doubt in a hooker filled boutique hotel, drinking and eating in fine cabbage restaurants in Moscow.   

There is a miserable bald gonk who says he is really looking forward to this game, with all the enthusiasm of a condemned man placing his neck on the block.  There is the token black one who never won anything or played in a World Cup, but let’s take him anyway. There is the other lifeless energy sapping bald one from up north who could grace any child’s funeral and make it worse.   Then there is the famous shagger who’s contract with the BBC will no doubt have provisions for a room full of hookers every night to balance out the equal pay shite, so he is getting paid in kind.

That fucking spastic God fearing cunt Hoddles only contribution so far was the insight into the first game where his opening comment was “ this looks like it’s going to be a tight game”. Yes Glenn, 5 fucking nil !   How much did you get paid for that fucking genius comment.

Come back Motty please !   As we now have to put up with Jonathan “ Robot Wars” Pearce, who is a fucking useless fucking cunt.  Shouting GOAL ! Uruguay score and go one nil up.  Ohh no it’s been disallowed.  I can’t understand why it’s been disallowed.  Martin Keown, simply stating. “ it hit the side netting”. .... “it’s a dead ball”..... the only thing missing was a quite “cunt”. From Martin at the end of that peice of commentary gold from Mr Robot Wars.

ITV have gone for the chuckle brothers in Iam Wright and Lee Dixon, BOTH never played in a World Cup.   I’d rather listen to a woman talk football.

Before you comment Roops , Ape, it’s in there on purpose. Don’t fall for it 

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Guest Lady Penelope
10 minutes ago, Ape said:

What is? A spelling mistake or an utterly fucking shit nom?

Is he clever enough to have thought up the spelling mistake in the last sentence?

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12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

How many cunts does it take to analize a game...?  ... .... I’d rather listen to a woman talk football.

Not wishing to be picky but are you sure?

analyse
ˈan(ə)lʌɪz/
verb
verb: analyse; 3rd person present: analyses; past tense: analysed; past participle: analysed; gerund or present participle: analysing; verb: analyze; 3rd person present: analyzes; past tense: analyzed; past participle: analyzed; gerund or present participle: analyzing
  1. 1.
    examine (something) methodically and in detail, typically in order to explain and interpret it. "we need to analyse our results more clearly"
     

analize

verb : To insert an object into/up the anus of oneself or another

...a game? All 22 players...officials...? Monumental Punkape?

LoL etc...or have I fallen for it, you nob?

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, Piston said:

Not wishing to be picky but are you sure?

analyse
ˈan(ə)lʌɪz/
verb
verb: analyse; 3rd person present: analyses; past tense: analysed; past participle: analysed; gerund or present participle: analysing; verb: analyze; 3rd person present: analyzes; past tense: analyzed; past participle: analyzed; gerund or present participle: analyzing
  1. 1.
    examine (something) methodically and in detail, typically in order to explain and interpret it. "we need to analyse our results more clearly"
     

analize

verb : To insert an object into/up the anus of oneself or another

...a game? All 22 players...officials...? Monumental Punkape?

LoL etc...or have I fallen for it, you nob?

 

 

 

Exactly..... intentional.   See Roops and Ape footnote.  Now fuck off

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10 hours ago, Piston said:

Not wishing to be picky but are you sure?

analyse
ˈan(ə)lʌɪz/
verb
verb: analyse; 3rd person present: analyses; past tense: analysed; past participle: analysed; gerund or present participle: analysing; verb: analyze; 3rd person present: analyzes; past tense: analyzed; past participle: analyzed; gerund or present participle: analyzing
  1. 1.
    examine (something) methodically and in detail, typically in order to explain and interpret it. "we need to analyse our results more clearly"
     

analize

verb : To insert an object into/up the anus of oneself or another

...a game? All 22 players...officials...? Monumental Punkape?

LoL etc...or have I fallen for it, you nob?

 

 

 

See you fell for it

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