Guest N/A Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 21 hours ago, DrCunt said: It pains me to say it, but given a choice between you and Pen I'd take Pen, even though she bores the tits off me. The Oxford english dictionary defines asinine as Monumental Cunt. Funny that. The Oxford dictionary has your name down as being a cunt. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 OK so my first nomination didn't fly - the money saving guru what's his fucking name? Here goes. Noel Edmonds the Deal or No Deal host and tv veteran. Whaaat! He's signed up for the JUNGLE and isn't available? That's my fucking job - I live there. Get your arse down to Dowining Street and show'm howz it's done. Fucking 27 contestants standing in a circle round one nob jockey hoping to get rich with a fucking box on the table containing a mystery prize. Best thing it could come on every night at six so we can all see what's going on. Bet the box has has an envelope saying Fuck off Cunt! That's if it gets that far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 11 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: OK so my first nomination didn't fly - the money saving guru what's his fucking name? Here goes. Noel Edmonds the Deal or No Deal host and tv veteran. Whaaat! He's signed up for the JUNGLE and isn't available? That's my fucking job - I live there. Get your arse down to Dowining Street and show'm howz it's done. Fucking 27 contestants standing in a circle round one nob jockey hoping to get rich with a fucking box on the table containing a mystery prize. Best thing it could come on every night at six so we can all see what's going on. Bet the box has has an envelope saying Fuck off Cunt! That's if it gets that far. Kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Kill yourself In the envelope it says Stubby Pecker is a CUNT who eats dogshit. Apparently that's the jackpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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