BuggerLugs

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

What this space here in the UK plc. All this Astro turfed shite from America eventually lands here.

With the fucking tories conserving absolutely nothing and Keir Starmer already on his knees sucking cock, we will have to deal with the same thing here, led by ethnic grifters and platformed by our cunt rash MSM.

You're obviously pissed as a cunt. Have a like anyway. 

On 22/01/2021 at 19:50, Eric Cuntman said:

What are you drinking?

I wasn't going to type 'What', but that would've been silly.

Eric, I swear I was stone cold sober. 

Menace pie will be my killer dish when I smash the Masterchef 2022 title.

On 22/01/2021 at 20:11, Decimus said:

 

With that in mind, I want your opinion on my latest purchase. I've ditched the fags and invested in a vape. Not just any vape, but a Petersham Westminster iTouch E-Pipe.

Am I now a pretentious homosexual?

 

 

 

I'm inclined to imagine you more in the role of pretentious pseudo casual intellectual.

I can picture it now, you're attending an underground lockdown event hosted by Professor Chris Whitty at his country retreat near Cromer. Whilst discussing high brow Covid strategy with the host, you nonchalantly extract your pipe, exhale a large cloud of imitation Gauloises (nuclear strength) and whilst gesturing toward him with the mouthpiece, state, "Chris, would you like to suck my dick?"

On 20/01/2021 at 20:42, Eric Cuntman said:

Sprouts Mexicane, with Vodka margarine.

You've just reminded me it's been a while since I indulged in my favourite dish of "Menace Pie". An infinitely variable dish depending on the current contents of one's pantry, fridge and how pissed you are. 

The base contents however never change, baked beans and oxtail soup.

As I always knew. 

A product of the OxBridge machine, shit scared of everything that might taint his public image, I hope the fat cunt dies from long covid complications, more invented bollocks for thick cunts. 

I'm off for a shit. 

Happy new year and fuck off. 

11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

There is now weepage. Can you confirm the clarity of the fluid, so as to give me a timeline? It’s light grey, gelatinous and has the-constituency of weak chicken gravy. She’s started screaming Franco.

You'll know the end is near when she asks for a prawn cracker. 

8 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

you've just got a perverse desire to see me simon western myself, i salute that and may actually be simon westerning a mechanic in the next 30 minutes so watch the skys for a fireball 

Show some respect you thick cunt, that's Simon Weston. I bet you call a dual carriageway a drool cabbageway.

18 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Long hours, little pay and being 100% sober is a must

Fuck off, I'm out.

On 09/12/2020 at 19:26, Eric Cuntman said:

On a newt... about 6 millimetres.

I'd say that's a seriously well hung newt, in fact, it'd have to be black.

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

If you're sporting a pair bigger that DD, you can look forward to a visit from me an' all

 

Spot on Trump-Bacon, you're an astute cunt. Have you ever considered a career in wanking off newts, I'm looking for an apprentice? 

Depends, how long is the tenure? 

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you want to pay for a BIG BLACK COCK, I'm sure a few of the membership can provide contact details.

Eric, in fact I think the stupid homo-vacuous cunt already experiences a big black cock several times a week and he pays for it.

Stop taking the tests. Defy and Prosper.

Simple. 

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

Give it six months and they'll be banging at the door to be let back in, with tragic tales of starving kestrels and husbands too malnourished to raise a hand to their kids.

3 months and I'd have already ate t'fucking kestrel, t'ferret and t'whippet. T'kids would be frantically robbing every cunt in range and t'missus would be breeding their siblings, future conscripts and cannon fodder for t'blossoming YRA in preparation for t'bloody assimilation o t'south. 

Fire up the "General Lee" Decs, gather all your incestuous banger racing swamp cousins and stand to. The battle of Swaffham field will soon be upon you. 

Fuck thissen off.

4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

n now carrie n bojo can do theirs 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Agreed. They'll be Lib Dem defectors before Summer 2021.

4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Point taken. Cheers.

Never mind all that bollocks, whop out yer cock and crack on!

6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

 You just haven't a clue 

Hold that thought. That's all you have. 

18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

What starts badly ends badly. Looking forward to the rest of the House of Cards that is Brexit collapsing in due course. Ha ha ha. 

Sadly, I suspect you may be right. That immeasurably thick spastic, Boris, is preparing the ground to roll over on an EU dictated trade deal. I hope Cummings and co. have the ammo to bring the stupid fat cunt down in a massive meltdown ball of flames.

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Papa? Filthy little French minx.

Oooooofff! My Missus used to punch me when I was drooling over the telly. 

I'm off to inject her with my patent and proven anti-Covid 19 serum. It's bursting with vitamin  D that knows.

Bum soir!

On 02/11/2020 at 15:29, Eric Cuntman said:

Flowery tongued ponce. 

Agreed. 

On z side, and le development sur autre disconsionmentalmenontstufuff....eé...Yes, I fucking know, I'm just back from't pub lock in and I'm arseholed, but...

Nicole, Renault Clio advert, the ultimate???

Joe Biden can fuck off the tight lipped cunt.

26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Go and fuck yourself. Upsetting cunts isn't against the rules on this site who act destructively against reasonable noms. 

If you have no interest in the nom or dislike the nominator then the answer is to leave it alone. Not go on it and start baiting. So fuck off and get a Brazilian you shithead. Totally negative and destructive. 

Kick his cunt in CH.

21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Yes. 

I'm warming to you Harold.

On 30/08/2020 at 13:24, Cillian Murphy said:

WTF HAS HAPPENED TO THIS SITE

You.

Fuck off.

12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

... and your point Alexander Armstrong? 

Ok, but I didn't think you were really that thick. In short, you're a brainwashed idiot and you should fuck off immediately. Read the reply from @Cuntybaws, he's from this reality, not some socially engineered fantasy world. 

I expect your programmed response in due course. 

47 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Red faced bacon bonce Adam Holloway, Tory MP, more drivel from the more Brexit than Brexit bullshitter, spouting on Sky News, "I've been to the Calais camps". "I know what they're up to". "Not 'ere, not in my Gravesend, over my dead body." 

As with his expertise on homelessness in the UK:

In April 2018, Holloway said in Parliament that sleeping rough is "a lot more comfortable" than military exercises and that the majority of rough sleepers were "foreign nationals", in a debate on tackling street homelessness. Rival politicians and charities pointed to evidence that 78 homeless people had died the previous winter and that 80% of recorded homeless people were UK nationals. Holloway defended his position during the debate by pointing to his personal experience of being in the army and having spent several months sleeping on the streets as part of a television programme.

.... and look at the British Army's track record of supporting its veterans. 

 

 

What's your point?

If you're on the mental disorder and/or disadvantaged freeloading bandwagon, fuck off to Scotland, they'll have a fantastic and superbly funded socio economic programme sometime in the next 3 to 50 years. 

HTH.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm going back to the 70s here: a school in my locality had money to spend. The choice was building a swimming pool to use for lessons and galas against other schools or a work of art, basically some abstract statue. Guess what the fucking governors voted for?

Ooh, ooh, I know this one...

They actually had the staff car park expensively and badly re-tarmacced by a relative of the head and then they all spent some time at his villa in Marbella, right?