BuggerLugs

17 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Sounds superb Stub. I have a wonderful old flight computer, basically a round slide rule that hasn't changed much in 80 years. 

That's nothing. I have a trophy made from a non magnetic brass double open ended spanner, a plastic magnetic model of the world from a 1968 Avro Vulcan, a spring from the analyser unit (co-ordinate) and a target designator joystick from the same aircraft navigation and bombing system.

I also need a piss.

Buenas Noches. 

7 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

I've got a Nissan too!

It's a 1985 Nissan patrol that belonged to my late FIL.
It's been sitting in a field  almost next to the tractor. This may be next years summer project to restore.
Or maybe my poor old 1982 Santana series 3 LandRover that too is abandoned and covered in moss that needs yet another gearbox.
Earlier this year I did make a start on a 1991 Suzuki Vitara that is now semi restored.
When Roopsy stumps up for a bit more bandwidth I'll post up photos...

Christ.

23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What about those little Puddle Pigs stranded on the moon. I wonder if they've survived.

You mean The Clangers? They're all dead. The Soup Dragon got hammered one night, had a beer fuelled spaz and ate the little cunts.

13 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Music is experienced subjectively.  Everybody hears a song/music in a slightly different way.  Which music and songs do you absolutely hate ?  Do you dislike a particular singer or musician ?  If so, why ?  If you could go back in a time machine and prevent one particular genre of music from being created, which genre would you choose to remove from existence ?

Jazz, giant steaming pile of noisey irritating shit. 

Why, according to the MSM are there so many confused wankers hovering around? 

Apparently, there's confusion over mask wearing, social distancing and gatherings, alcohol consumption, gender, sexual orientation, good and evil, car insurance, brexit, Donald Trump, China, Ape and a shit load of other irrelevant tosh.

Any wanker who's claiming to be confused by such shite is simply a lazy, thick cunt seeking to disguise their inadequacies with a diversionary label.

They can all fuck off.

I think she's probably related to Damien Hirst. That, or they've had several secret and mutually gratifying canapés injecting sessions.

4 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

It could also be argued that Cannabis has inspired some of the more inventive and original music and art of the 20th century.  

Tracey Emin must've mistook cannabis for canapés. She's fucking shit. 

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

 I’m still struggling to fasten my trousers today. 

Fat cunt.

6 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Christ, Lugs. How many have you had? 

 

And I'm drivin will typing how fuccin gum am I!!!!

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Christ, Lugs. How many have you had? 

 

Not unuf I'm still at it it's liberation wee8

3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Fuck off, Layhee. 

No...You fuk of

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Listen up you cunts. Jealousy is an unattractive quality. Like farming is a specialised skill, and not an easy one to master. If you and Ape were better at it, you wouldn't feel the need to criticise me. 

Get your own fucking herd.

I fuckinng luv u eriiickle, hic...

Just now, Neil said:

His real name is Frank

Frank (en) Stein.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Which one? 

The original Seafood Restaurant. I've been 3 times, 1st. time, about 13 or 14 years ago, was ok. I followed this with a day course at his Seafood  School hosted by Bill James, which I thoroughly enjoyed. The 2nd. around 18 months later was ultra shit, in fact, so wank I didn't pay the bill wth the maitre d's approval. I returned a final time 12 months later to give them the benefit of the doubt, bad move, I didn't pay for that shit either.

That cunt Stein hasn't set foot in his fucking kitchen, except for telly wanking for eons.

The fish and chip shop despite being overpriced,  is still worth a visit.

HTH and fuck off.

12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Verbose, the Cornish emmet for BBC. The travelling chef who comprises package holiday values - consumption, inactive, sitting on a fat arse, never roaming more than twenty metres from the rented car, cossetted by entourage, school boy banter in the rustic kitchen. Aspirational blue collar pseudo documentary. 

At least Floyd was a fucking man who actually did things, lived a life, fucking breathed food and drink. 

This fucking apology Stein is a disgrace to good food the good life he tries so hard to evoke and reduces to a tedious pile of dust in his drawn out tv shows. 

And he takes himself and his Cornish heritage so seriously... 

And his restaurant is shit.

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

The Spanish are savages, fuck off.

Agreed. Even worse, they flat refuse to bone out their fish.

Healthy Mediterranean cuisine my arse, most Spanish kids and a considerable number of their parents now live on burgers, chips, ketchup, bread and churros.

Short fat fucking bandy legged cunts, that's just the women.

12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Because there are no simple solutions to complex issues...

Yes there are. Not for you though.

19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Are you a baboon or a cretinous painter and decorator from Walthamstow?

For fucks sake, pay attention. I'm obviously a northerner you thick cunt. And a Baboon.

On 04/06/2020 at 12:00, Stubby Pecker said:

Soppy cunt. He's been splashed on by chaps from the Near East, that's a given.

Most certainly. 

Worst thing is tho Stubbs, my reply has also appears to have been splashed on by some cunt. I could've sworn I typed the shortened version of "person of Pakistani origin " and not "Near East".

Henceforth, I shall be known as "North of Sheffield, South of Bradford, West of Hull, nowhere near fucking Liverpool".

On 01/06/2020 at 22:30, Witheredscrote said:

I bet she does, and a lot more. 

Ooooof!

Mind you, I forgot you're a mongrel Frog, perhaps with a splash of Near East?

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Quite possibly. One thing I will say though, I (and every non poof) would have fucked the living arse off Wilma back in the day until her fillings rattled loose and her bat cave resembled a prop forwards bloody and mangled cauliflower ear.

Exactly and every door, window and cat flap smashed in, floorboards polished, chimney swept, patio re-laid and guttering flushed.

I'd give her a fucking serious dose of DIY.

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Stubby has an extensive collection of such images.

@Stubby Pecker.......Front and centre. Remind me of past glories.

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Here's another one for you. Wilma Deering out Buck Rogers. 

Ooooooffff!!

She filled that white jump suit spectacularly well.

28 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I always considered the Soup Dragon as allegorical; speaking to society's need for nourishment,  psychological and physiological. The Iron Chicken OTH, symbolised the futility of monotheistic teachings in a material world. I can't imagine the latter's critique of dialectical materialism amounting to more than: eh?

Far too much bollocks here Ratty. 

The soup dragon was just an ethereal distraction for pot heads and an irrelevant construct for kids.

Think Dylan from Magic Roundabout, same thing.

7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Some context would be welcome...

Indeed. This was a flabby and lazy nom.

I'll reflect on my obvious lethargy and return a better cunt.