Mike Hunt

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don’t think she should be entitled to free contraception.

Her mother should have been playing footie for the Dalkon Shield.

An IED would suffice wherever she lands.

... Is a cunt with a capital C for taking the knee to all the woke cunts who complained about his totally reasonable and level-headed musings in his column.

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk-tv-presenter-jeremy-clarkson-horrified-meghan-column-caused-hurt-2022-12-19/

Like any trade union rep, he has to justify his (£83,000pa) salary.

Fell out with one of the neighbours last night cos I sent him a YouTube link (it was a tight-arsed beardie cunt just like him, who goes round the country looking for eating challenges so he can get freebie meals) and he refused to open it cos he didn't want a virus.

He's not the first ignorant cunt I've come across who believes that, and that his phone is a direct line to the chinks, because he's so fucking important they're watching him 24/7.  He's just such a fucking knob for thinking his neighbour of 17 years would give him a fucking virus.  Wish it was Covid, I'd gladly give that to the cunt.  He's already a cunt anyway, he's only had a flat screen TV 2 years, since his CRT TV died.

7 minutes ago, cunt said:

That's assuming her tits are worth looking at 🤱

Besides, I don't need a box.

If I have my bifocals on, and I balance on the edge of the bath, peer downwards through the open window, at an angle of 45 degrees to my left, I can just about see her erect nipples, right after she's just massaged the suntan lotion into her heaving bosom. 🤩

I guess you learned that from Benny Hill in The Italian Job.

That confused me.  For a minute I was wondering how Lineker managed to ingratiate himself with the Royal Mint.

What is this fucking shit? 

For the benefit of Mr Tight

On 01/12/2022 at 21:07, judgetwi said:

If this bird is “British” why is she dressed up like an African witch doctor? Isn’t that “cultural appropriation”? Obviously you have to be white to commit that particular crime...

In my day "birds" looked like Nerys Hughes.  The only bird that springs to mind with that lump of lard is an ostrich.

Setting aside this cunt's blatant Anti-Semitic sentiments for a second, he's now gone on Twitter to say "I like Hitler".

What this thick cunt clearly doesn't realise is if Hitler was around today then this noir twat would be ground bone.

I didn't think turkeys had anything to smile about this time of year, especially with this Avian flu thing 😁

22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Supertramp? Your a Dreamer to believe that. Bloody well right! 

Sounds logical to me.

Why not? The KLF did it with £1m.

Just another attention-seeking fag who proved he didn't have any bollocks by faking the destruction of £10,000.

On 16/11/2022 at 19:41, Decimus said:

When I was a bright eyed and bushy tailed keeper of staples at the council's bin depot many years ago, I paid my dues to these cunts like every other work shy wanker with a broom...indulge in a 20 a day Mayfair habit.

That's pushing it.  When I was bright eyed and bushy tailed I could maybe indulge in 6 a day max with my Mayfair habit.

10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Those patients residing in Norfolk are advised to opt for the use of a gluteus maximus muscle, as they generally talk through their arse anyway. ( @FrankGargling with semen is a no-no).

 

I thought they'd got Claas.

17 hours ago, The Beast said:

How the fuck there wasn't any checks and balances in place before the mini budget was announced?

 

Because Truss/Quasimodo couched it as a "fiscal event", not a mini-budget.  By not terming it a budget THEY knowingly circumvented the requirement for scrutiny by the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR).  They were in cahoots and were as bent as each other.

On 02/10/2022 at 19:49, camberwell gypsy said:

I'd rather fly Yorkshire Airlines. They don't let noirs or poofs on their planes.

 

Reasonably amusing sketch ruined by fucking canned laughter.

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Anyone got any recommendations for any decent telly tonight because I've a feeling this news is going to be drilled into our eyeballs, ad infinitum.

Best thing I've ever seen on ITV, an entire program with no fucking adverts (containing the requisite 99% quota of you-know-what).

They should have these more often.

On 24/08/2022 at 11:21, ratcum said:

I wish I'd said that Oscar

Sounds like a stream of bat's piss.

Capricoon One.

Sorry, my ears need irrigating.   Did she say it would sound better recorded in Dobly?

Wrong target Hadi Matar.

17 hours ago, King Billy said:

7. Don’t live in Grenfell Tower

and try to cool down using your fridge freezer