Mike Hunt

Thank fuck for that.  We'd have never heard the end of it.  One commentator used the words "cruel" and "devastated".  They lost fair and square to a better team, nothing cruel about it.  I was "devastated" that I overslept this morning, so Mrs H was "devastated" she didn't get breakfast in bed. 

27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And he was a bignose cunt with revoltingly precocious nostril hair growth.

I’m glad he’s dead. 

Who was always scratching it.

Edit: Couldn't sell life insurance to save his life...

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She was an annoying cunt. I can never remember if it was her that married Peter Butterworth, or Janet Brown who impersonated Maggie and The Queen.

Her cunt would never, ever annoy me, just like her tits.

Re Parky, he was just an opinionated Yorkshire cunt who thought he was bigger than his guests as well as the BBC, threatening to leave for ITV (and, TBF, following through) because his massive ego couldn't handle being moved from the primetime spot.

Jesus Christ, I've got earplugs in and I can still hear an hysterical dyke commentator in another room wetting her fucking knickers.

On 11/08/2023 at 00:06, Frank said:

Using Mrs H's broken walker as a ruse to slip under the radar will not bode well. Once he thought he was in the clear, he went on to post - and got away with - some of the most inane shite not seen on these pages in years. 

Hands up, I made the fatal error of following Pen's vanilla posts.

52 minutes ago, Zev said:

 

That's a hell of a lot of laughter for 4 people with straight faces.

On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said:

Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt 

 

The funniest thing he ever did was try to convince you he was crying.

Couldn't help wondering what kind of simple-minded, trouble-making cunt would obey a mass social media call to shoplift on Oxford Street at 3pm.

On watching the video, my suspicions were confirmed. If you listen carefully you'll get the bonus of hearing one of them shouting "It's cos I is Black!"

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/police-descend-oxford-street-tiktok-mayhem-running-shoplifting/

9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just a pity Lenny Henry wasn't inside at the time.

But could you cope with the month long, 24/7 media tribute to him and the racist accusations 😜

27 minutes ago, King Billy said:

She looked much better than that when I interviewed her at the sauna. She’s really let herself go since then. Very disappointing fuck too, probably would have had loads of punters asking for their money back (fussy fuckers). No wonder their wives don’t understand them. 

You clearly held her in higher steam

43 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

I wouldn't mind tickling Margot Robbie's colon with some well timed excalibur thrusts.

 

 

I thought Barbie had humongous tits.

Are you nominating yourself as the cunt here?

25 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Life's too short for that. How about a few sentences summing up his views.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson

7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Perhaps you could precis some of his work to show why this is relevant.

Just watch this legendary interview where he gradually destroys arch feminist Cunty Newman

1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Of course not, the concept of "winners" and "losers" is a relic of the patriarchal hegemony.

 

When I've got a minute I'll have to introduce you to a good friend of mine, Prof Jordan Peterson 😉

1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

No they weren't but I'm not sure that the scores mattered. It was the taking part that was important. Very empowering.

Was anyone keeping score?

I don't understand why they stopped showing topless darts, they were great at that.

Sorry, I misheard you.

As with the torrent of woke shit, the media pretends anyone old enough to take on a fixed mortgage at 11% during the early 90's no longer exists.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Really?

dreary, formulaic, empty headed white noise for lobotomised millennials. 
 Have you posted this fucking bilge simply to annoy people?

McDonalds music.

On 22/02/2022 at 22:39, Eric Cuntman said:

SS death battalion, Mackem division. It doesn't really work unless the Nazis wanted any boats stealing.

Wearing Newcastle Brownshirts.

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You?

He should be wearing a fez - looks like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Took my black Audi  (  impulsive purchase as  I wanted  to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever .

My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable  effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe .

Anyway  the cunts refused to buy my car .It's  all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss.

Don't  make up catchy words to  songs if it's not from the heart .

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

Couldn't you have gone to the body shop?

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Does she want to live, Mike? 

The question is "Do I want her to live?"

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

I make you right on that one DC. I’m not saying anything bad about her but for some reason I’ve always imagined her as a greedy fat lazy hopalong crippled nail in the boot cunt. Perhaps I’ve just got everything all arse over tit as usual, in which case I apologise.

You're wrong.  She's thin.