Mike Hunt

23 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Have some respect.. they were true explorers and now they are truly dead

Not playing dead then, like they were on the dry run?

21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It would be a flat rate

I'd expect a very deep discount myself.

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Depending on what parts of them wash up on the beach, probably yes.

Are you shore?

Do you think they're eligible for a partial refund?

56 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

So are they dead yet or do you reckon they killed the pilot cunt to preserve oxygen?

The meeja are obsessed with the oxygen countdown, but they'll have died of hypothermia after a couple of days, it'll be barely 1 degC, plus no water unless they decide to start drinking each other's piss.

Or they'll have killed each other from the endless arguments from being stuck in a cramped cupboard.

Imagine certain individuals here being stuck in their position...

Not a good idea to introduce it to his cockerel.

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Great film. I hope they never do their usual thing and remake it as a massive pile of shite. I’m pretty sure they’d have to call it ‘Snickers Man’ anyway, so they can shove it right up their arse sideways as far as I’m concerned. 

Faggathon Tran starring Dylan Mulvaney.

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

‘is it safe?’

Can't believe the fuckwit didn't just grab the diamonds.

https://www.cuntscorner.com/gallery/image/854-gilliganjpg/?context=new

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Mike, such is the power of a familiar avatar that my opinion of you has changed almost immediately. Seriously though, what the fuck is the ghastly alien-John Voight hybrid thing? It's got the sort of face Clinical Dental Technician @Mrs Roops would look at you with before drilling into your molars.

Christopher Walken from The Dogs of War (previously Dead Zone).  Must admit when I zoomed in on yours, I was most relieved to see you weren't in fact Simon Cowell.

21 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

 

"Would you like to go for a walk dear? OK, just unscrew that door there.  BRB."

I've just checked and the current price for next month's 6 day Titanic wreck tour in the upgraded mini-sub MkII will be hiked to $350,000 for the extra day excursion to mini-sub MkI.

25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that Mrs Mills or Lt. Pigeon?

Lt Pigeon (anagram of 'genuine potential')

21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Vangelis just copied off Tangerine Dream and The Human League. Bobby Crush taught him how to play piano.

Nah, it was her

https://pasteboard.co/9SMnljb4BXUF.jpg

Can I just ask, are you a burglar?

On 18/12/2019 at 01:08, Admin said:

I generally live and let live on these pages. However, I have had my fill of certain people and practices. The site needs to continue, but it will be on an irreversible decline if the current situation is allowed to continue...

...Lady P. Continual mind numbing nominations and pointless content. Less is more. Your longevity does not afford you any privileges. Change or the exit will be shown.

Assuming that's Penny F. I see not a lot's changed in the last 3 years.

42 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Hello Mike,

Thanks for the like,

Raas is the name,

Money making is the game,

Do you want to buy some drugs? 

A gram of fenty should do the job for Mrs H and the rest of the street.

16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

How is Mrs H, Michael?

Good to note your genuine interest in Mrs H's welfare.  She's still got 1 unbroken arm, 1 unbroken leg and 1 unbroken hip.  Nothing more I need to do, when she's recovered she'll help herself to a bottle of wine and let gravity do the rest.

11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

What have you bought? Tell the truth now.

Not your best work but at least original and an effort. How about car stickers in the rear windows of cars. My favourite is ‘Baby On Board.’ It’s a good job I spotted several of these on cars because without it I’d have deliberately smashed into the fucker at 80mph. Or is it a flagrant display of fertility. Either way…fuck off.

Feel free DC, that was the original idea of it, so when some dyslexic fucker smashes into it doing 80, the fire crew will read the sign and be ready to scoop its splattered remains off the back of the driver's head.

2 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Nothing to be ashamed of Mikey, there's not a single downs bird I wouldn't gaffa tape, before firing one up her mencap snatch.

Good afternoon.

Lol you old wanker

18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Exactly. He fucked with an Orca and now he’s dead. 

I'm not gonna cry.  I bet he hit that water high.

1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

There was the obligatory "moment's silence" for the victims before the test match: the cause du jour for mawkish showing off. Did anyone do this for the filthy little chavs who fell off their scooters, or is it just middle-class lives that matter?

It's to appease the leftie snowflake generation.  Remember the totally OTT media/feminist reaction when that woman was kidnapped/killed by the cop during Covid? 1 woman is killed and they call for men to stay indoors or be forced by law to walk on the other side of the pavement.  They'd have all been wailing like fat Arab hags or (preferably) died of grief had the Yorkshire Ripper been busy at that time.

40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He invented a breakfast cereal for Parkinson's sufferers: Cornshakes! 

You're going to extremors now.

39 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Does her cunt still function Mike? Just asking as it could be a dealbreaker.

It just growls

40 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I know you probably don’t want to think about life after she’s gone Mike but when that day comes I’d appreciate it if you gave me first refusal on the wheelchair. Obviously I’d need you to send me service history invoices (recorded mileage etc.) and photos of its current condition (tyre treads etc.). Just asking as I reckon we could make a tidy profit from a neighbour of mine who’s been pushing his overflowing colostomy bag  past my front door for years in a rickety old fucking thing that even Ironside or Sandy Richardson wouldn’t have been seen dead in. Don’t feel guilty for seriously considering my proposition. Just think of it as what she would have wanted if you’d told her about it.

Lol lol can't come up with anything near that 👏👏👏