Trucking Funt

7 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

The land should be leased, with some other strings attached (as to protect it for farming and avoid land speculation, GMOs, for: nature protection, not-tilling options, etc), but the profits going into private hands who work it. A lot of UK farmers, particularly on dairy farms committed suicide in the past, when they went out of business. You will find there are still a lot of Brits who would be willing to work in farming, if they can make a modest living out of it again. 
 

The illegal French ban on British beef royally fucked a lot of our farmers. Johnny Major should have had every French fishing trawler out of British waters at gunpoint over that shit.

24 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I do, now you come to mention it. I remember the poor little fuckers were about four to a crib, and had little simulation. You can take the kid out of Romania, but you can't take the Romanian out the kid. 

It was a bad move letting the thieving cunt's into the EU as their completely incompatible with western morality and standards. I'd be amazed if there's any fucker left in Bucharest as South East England is swamped with the cunts. Our jails are also full of them as they've a penchant for pickpocketing, fraud, theft and sex offending. 

I'm hoping that Priti lives up to her rhetoric and we start to see a change in law allowing them to be deported lively. I won't be holding my breath though as there's probably a clause in the Brexit agreement forbidding such changes. 

This country is fucked. 

My favourite Romanian story was about the couple who went on holiday and came back to find the locks had been changed on their house and were told to fuck off by a Romanian skaghead family who answered the door. The worst thing about it was there was fuck all the couple could do except go through the standard eviction procedure because as the law stood then if there was no sign of forced entry, it was purely a civil matter. If it had been me, I would have slipped a few hundred to a couple of the local psychos to terrorise the cunts out and give the vermin a good fucking kicking while they were at it.

I saw something on youtube the other day about the home office cancelling the residency status of some EU citizens who have fucked off home during the pandemic so maybe Boris has told Priti to stop talking about it and just get the fuck on with it.

11 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Buying local produce from UK farmers should provide more cash for farmers and fresh produce for shoppers at good prices. I am all for maximising local growing, as it provides higher food security with minimum carbon footprint of long distance transportation (and other shit). Buying grain from Canada, Australia and NZ will be important - due to unstable weather patterns and crop failures, frogs will be able to export a lot less, plus being obnoxious cunts, they could create all sorts of problems before delivery. This is an area where the UK is quite exposed (food security) and has to plan purchases of essential commodities based on the most reliable source for the long term. Prices for commodities are international, with small differences given to volumes, payment, etc. So ongoing buying from Canada, NZ, Australia and of course the EU, should feed our lot sufficiently. 
 

There's currently over a million hectares of farmland stood idle in the UK that landowners got paid to do fuck all with as part of the Common Agricultural Policy yet so far the government seems to have done fuck all about utilising it again. It wouldn't entirely fix our food security problems but it would kickstart a reversal and it would bring jobs to rural areas that have been well and truly fucked over by the lack of tourism. You regularly hear the old line that nobody wants to farm anymore but there's a horde of the most efficient farmers in the world trying to get the fuck out of South Africa. A few compulsory purchase orders and a some start up grants and those fuckers will grow anything you want. I saw a documentary a few years back about a family from SA who managed to scrape enough together to buy a knackered farm in New South Wales that hadn't made a profit in 8 years. Within a year they had turned it around with efficiency techniques used by Veld farmers and were raking it in.

If the government are serious about Brexit then they're going to have to make a few choices that are going to piss off a few of their rich landowning friends who were making a fucking fortune from CAP.

49 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Do it tonight and give her a fucking good hard backhander if she starts gurning.

At least lightly coerce her into some degrading sex acts first then call her a fat bitch before showing her the red card. Standards must be maintained after all.

11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You clearly have an obsession with the rough trade of Bucharest from your numerous references. I daresay you've applied for a golden gay passport with complimentary butt plug. 

Only Mrs Funt has the pleasure of this well oiled love machine Harold. That way if I end up sharing the AIDS clinic waiting room with you I know who to kill.

12 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

They've got a bad aids problem over there, Trucking. I remember watching an obscure documentary about a group of homeless roma who lived in the city's sewers, and were lead by a bloke called Bruce Lee.

They were all completely off their nuts on cheap glue, and I'm drawing the conclusion that Harrold might be Bruce Lee... 

It's been like that since a couple of years after the Berlin wall came down. Do you remember those docs from the mid 90s about British couples adopting orphans from Romania while ignoring British kids that needed a fucking home? I read somewhere that half of those kids turned into proper evil little bastards. I think one of them actually murdered his adopted parents.

Romania is another corrupt as fuck shithole that should never have been let anywhere near the EU never mind their thieving scum population given freedom of movement. The sooner Priti gets off her fat arse and deports the cunts still here along with the Albanians and Slovakians the better.

23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

That pedalo is sinking fast. Got a union jack life belt you lump of shit? 

Not as fast as your life expectancy when you move to Bucharest with your rent boy lover.

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Acres of verbiage but let’s summarise.

1. The complaints are either lefty bullshit, or sharp practice from dying businesses seeking government compo.

2. Middle paragraph: stick it to paddy/the frogs/the boche, for nothing so gladdens the Brexit heart than the suffering of our neighbours.

3. Benefits might include cheaper food, selling the country to Indian Billionaires, and kicking out immigrants who may or may not be criminals. 

Did I miss anything?

If I hadn't added some context then you would have simply made up something of your own. Quite frankly, It's got fuck all to do with you anyway.

10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Now that's more coherent and sensible than the load of utter tripe about Brexit you routinely spiel out like a clapped out tape machine running in Churchill's underground bunker that people forgot to turn off in 1945. Cunt top yourself. 

Are you still pissed off because your Romanian boyfriend can't come and go as he pleases anymore? Fuck off and live with him in Bucharest so we don't have to pay for your AIDS treatment you miserable little cocksucker.

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Brrrrm brrrmmm splutter pop crackle plop.... there goes the secondhand rubber dinghy on Channel patrol. The Heinrich Himmler of Brexit Good News... 

I've noticed that your comments have astounded the corner recently by being even more shit than your usual keyboard ejaculations. Fuck off and kill yourself.

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My brothers went there to watch a pre season friendly with Charlton. They were having a half time piss up a walkway fence when all these kids clambered over the fence to get in. So they were dragging them over. Btw; they weren't the only ones taking a piss up this fence. The 'bar' was a room at the back of the halfway stand that was basically a room with a plank of wood over two barrels serving Hurlimans lager  

Ah! Those pre-Hillsborough days when going to watch football was more like a survival exercise.

3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

So in your analysis, is the UK now better off than last year, worse off than last year, or about the same? Most of your answer seems to be taken up rubbing your hands with glee at the imagined pain of farmers in France or Ireland. Given we no longer have any connection with these people I don’t know why you care, other than that fermenting rage against foreigners was the project’s raison d’être. All I would ask is that is you point to two or three tangible, undisputed benefits for your average man in the UK street. A mountain of political blood and treasure has been spent to get us where we are now, so what was it all for?

It's impossible to make an economic assessment of Brexit so far because the chinky flu has put half of the economy into the freezer and the other half is running with both hands tied behind its back. I don't buy the hard luck stories in the left wing media about businesses saying they're struggling because of the new export rules because they all knew it was coming and as many of them are food exporters they would have already been fluent in EU food regulations. What they're not saying is that most of their losses have been caused by public eating establishments being closed across Europe. They are merely trying blag more money from the government to cover losses caused by the pandemic.

After the bloody mindedness shown by the frogs and Paddies toward the UK over the last several months, I'll allow myself a little chuckle at their impending discomfort if its all the same. The rank hypocrisy of the Irish by having hordes of Garda patrolling the border in search of people to fine after throwing a 3 month tantrum over the Internal Markets Bill is utterly nauseating and deeply provocative toward Unionists. I certainly won't be shedding any tears if their agri-food sector implodes. Fuck the lot of them. As for the French, they have turned taking the piss into an art form. After spending most of last year giving naval escorts to illegal migrant scum crossing the channel because they don't want them in France, they then have the fucking cheek to demand British taxpayers money to bail out Eurostar which the British states no longer has any investment in. Added to this is the petty minded awkwardness of their custom's officials who are taking great delight in such antics as blocking the transit of shipments because an i hasn't been dotted on paperwork. I dare say when their farmers do start feeling the pinch, their police will stand back and do fuck all while they beat up British lorry drivers then torch their loads like they used to in the good old days when Johnny Major regularly sent "strongly worded" letters of protest to that smug prick Mitterrand. Bankruptcy couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people. 

With us now outside the Brussels protection racket, we can now strike trade deals that are tailored entirely for British needs rather than those of the EU as a whole. This will eventually lead to cheaper food and more meaningful relationships with our trading partners. The flexibility provided by Brexit also gives us the opportunity to expand into markets where the EU can't gain traction such as India which is projected to overtake the US in terms of GDP within the next 25 years. The benefits of a deal will undoubtedly lead to increased Indian investment in the UK that will create thousands of jobs and boost the economy. The icing on the Brexit cake for me however is that we now have the leeway to repair our insane immigration system which has turned us into a magnet for criminal detritus from the third world.

29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Apparently years ago it was dead easy to get into the old Den via the corrugated fencing around some of the ground. 

I remember the old den. That stadium was fucking grim. God help you if you needed to go for a shit at half time because the three times I went there were no doors on the toilet cubicles and shit was smeared over the walls. In fact, the entire place stunk of shit.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I remember the footage of middle class white snowflakes at the London BLM protest. They were screaming that they.. 'want to confront racists'.. Well, get on the bus and you can be at Millwall in half an hour. Any takers?

I remember reading somewhere that Hope not hate bell end Nick Lowles tried to sneak into Millwall once but was prevented from going into the Den for his own protection by the filth after someone lit him up on facebook and said they were going to stab him after the match.

24 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

Have you read in the Guardian about the potential losses for UK versus EU’s total GDP?; 2.25 versus 0.5%. Someone should point the man in the direction of data on British exports to the EU, which were going down, costs of membership, which were going up, VAT evasion and also how to work out those potential GDP losses per each side. Ordinary calculator should suffice.

 https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/feb/11/brexit-to-cost-four-times-worse-for-uk-than-eu-brussels-forecasts

UK GDP 2.6 trillion dollars 

EU economy 18.2 trillion dollars 

The remoaners will jump on anything that gives the appearance of Brexit going tits up. What the likes of the Guardian doesn't report is many European companies are opening businesses here rather than export from the EU because the UK is such a lucrative market. Aldi has said that it's going to increase its buying from British suppliers by £3.5 billion per year which is a path that most supermarkets have indicated they intend to follow. The likely to be hit hardest by this will be French and Irish farmers who will no doubt get a bailout from Brussels but long term this is going to hammer their agriculture sectors at a time that the viability of the Common Agricultural Policy is being questioned due to the fact that farming makes up 6% of EU GDP but consumes 40% of its budget. With the likes of Australia and NZ demanding free market access in trade talks with the EU as well, it would appear that their great farming scam is coming to an end.

16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Any chance of an update from the UK on how it’s all going? Everything I read about Brexit seems a bit gloomy. Talk of gridlock at the ports, Amsterdam eclipsing London as a share dealing centre, empty shelves in supermarkets. 
Has anything improved?

@Trucking Funt, say it ain’t so. 

I was in Dover a few days ago. There was no gridlock, just a few thick lorry drivers with incorrect paperwork. Nothing that won't be sorted in time. Amsterdam is hardly eclipsing London when you consider the difference is a mere £600 million in daily trading which London will easily make up when the financial services deals with Japan and Singapore kick in proper. The Euroscum have barely made a dent in Forex trading despite the bullshit predictions of 100,000 job losses and 70% of the operation moving to the EU. No empty shelves at my local Tesco either. Perhaps you should stop reading the remainer bollocks being pumped out by the trots at the Guardian.

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Wont load but I'm familiar with Student Gwant. Theres an American woman who posts on youtube who interviews these arseholes on the street and runs fucking rings round them. I'll try and find her.

Not Lauren Southern is it?

10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You know nothing about golf and have merely regurgitated nonsense from the anti golf media like some reactionary spoon fed baboon.

 

Golf is for queers.

13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Won't happen. Because now the woke left will slam their hand on the table and vociferously shout their opinions. When you begin to offer your opinion they'll shout you down and close off the debate by saying you're racist/sexist/homophobic and will stop listening. At this point you'll probably insert the said glenfiddich bottle up their arse.

Something like this.....

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/094_fks_studentgrant.jpg

9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

For a cunt who hasn't seen the inside of a book since primary school this isn't a bad nom. I was going to give it the stinking pile of horseshite but a dog turd sincerely and carefully placed in the middle of a busy pavement is a better description. You filthy uneducated fucked brain cunt should GET an education before you CRITICISE one of our seats of learning. 

Mind your manners Harold. There's an axe in the boot of my car and I'm only a few miles away from your rat infested bedsit.

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Great nom, TF. Our Universities are a hotbed of Childe Haroldesque, garrulous, woke fucking cunts. History revisionists and attention seeking wankers with fake ancestral PTSD should not be allowed anywhere near impressionable young people.

Can you remember this particular Quisling?

 

Never had the pleasure but will remember the name in future.

13 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I don't see how "decolonization" is remotely connected with medieval studies.  As you say its a blatant attempt to change a place of learning into an indoctrination factory.  I do feel the time has come for government to step in and only allow courses which contribute to the economy.  We really need to get back to promoting engineering, computing and hard sciences and stop wasting time with mickey mouse topics like gender studies that will only prepare graduates to go straight on the dole.  

My thoughts precisely W&D. I don't have a degree but I've debated many a so called academic online and have been quite disappointed with the standard of behaviour from them when their views are challenged. They retreat into name calling, cultural Marxist ideology and gross distortions of the truth without any attempt at reasoned discourse.

I yearn for the days when left and right could sit in the local uni boozer and put the world to rights over a bottle of Glenfiddich.

4 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

The sweaties can leave once we've extracted and sold every barrel of oil, and square foot of gas. 

That's my opinion on devolution. 

We should have done what the Norwegians did and kept all that Noth Sea oil for domestic use, but that cunt Thatcher thought it was a smart idea to sell it to the septic's. 

Fucking lunacy. 

In all fairness to Snatcher MC, she had a bigger pair of bollocks than the rest of her cabinet put together when it came to dealing with the Argies and the unions. The yanks begged her to bend over and take some Argie cock up the arse but she told them to fuck off and sent in the fleet which would have made Reagan look like a prize cunt if he hadn't backed us up. It paid off for him because it was Thatcher who broke the ice with Gorbachev when he came to power leading to the end of the Cold war. As for her spat with Scargill, she reduced that cunt from the biggest union baron in the country to a pathetic shell of a Yorkshireman hiding in his 5 bed bungalow paid for by the strikers who shitted blood for him.

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

@Trucking Funt handed your arse to you on a fucking plate yesterday and here you are, spouting shite again. You really are the dumbest fucking cunt on here and a saucepan-like mutilation is surely in your future. Die, soon.

I see this cunt did lend you his brain Trucko, how’s the spaz-build coming along?

Alas, will never be completed without the grey matter from somebody as truly fuckwitted as @ChildeHarold. I know where he lives though so I will lie in wait until he's in a GHB slumber after his next hillbilly gay sex orgy with my trusty axe in the boot.

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

You certainly could get an invite to a real man's party as a fucking parking attendant or cleaner. 

I'm not sure I want to know what your definition of a "real man" is Harold. Is it one who has a big mustache and wears leather chaps?