Hammer of Cunts

It's probably best to stay away from duck-ponds, paddling-pools etc.

I think the hippo would be taking you for a walk. How big a shovel and plasic bag would you need to pick up the shit? How big a tree would you need to hang it up?

I thought this was going to be about hippopotamusses not fucking leopards. This could be the first time that a thread has been derailed before it starts

There was another one off C Street in the 80s; up for fiddling in a swimming pool.

You should have read the small print. Buyers' premium's a bit of a cunt though.

In the UK, auctioneers use gavels, judges don't.

I'm sure the magistrate will give you a few months if you ask nicely.

It's disgusting and rather scary that a private company can take action like this against a man who has not been convicted of a crime and whose behaviour on their site has apparently not breached their rules. You Tube has no business policing anything in the real world and their treatment of Brand is an abuse of power analogous to the way that that other repulsive creature, Farage was treated by Coutt's. That said, a million a year seems a lot to lose. I hope the repellent arsehole is crossy-wossy.

This is by far the best comment you have ever made. Keep up the good work!

These days, you're meant to say "people of colour". So as not to offend them.

The BBC are actually wasting cash reporting this. If I had a licence, I'd be fucking cross.

Nor a locomotive.

I saw Sir Nigel Gresley the other day.

With Terry Grant doing Doughnuts round him:

With Terry Grant doing Doughnuts round him:

He used to turn up every year at Lomg Marston to sign autographs and sit there grinning while Terry Grant didi doughnuts round him.

Kidd was just a showman, Ekins was a successful racer and ISDT competitor.

Buddy Ekins?

That was Escape to Victory, it wasn't Great.

It was only short but it was a great escape.

According to today's paper, a "close relative" has claimed that this is all the fault of the army. It's such a relief to hear that he's not a dangerous knife-wielding, bomb-wearing piece of islamist shit; just a nice "intelligent and kind boy". It has nothing to do with the barbaric and backward religion that he espouses.

Suspicious stains on the moving bedsheets.

Umm, wait, just a minute... Ah!!.. Is it 47 virgins?

Surely that's been done?

In a pub, apparently.