Hammer of Cunts

There are warnings about crime scenes in documentaries about murders, fighting in war films and flashing lights in music videos. The other day there was a letter in the paper from someone who wanted warnings about drone footage on the news causing vertigo. What next? "Look out for ritual cannibalism in churches."? Every morning at hal-past-seven everyone should be sent a text: "The world is a bit scary, if you can't handle it stay at home."

No that's Hull.

At last.

Yeah, but they'd get a free bottle of water and a cardboard sandwich if they were delayed for over an hour. So it's swings and roundabouts really.

I (genuinely) think it's got some disorder ike Asperger's; there's no sign of social ability or awareness of others' reactions. Mrs Roops has had her legal hat on recently and is probably worried about acusations of discrimination if she bins it. It doesn't know how to use a refexive pronoun either.

About equal really, but at least the drunk wanker was punished.

Fuck! She looks well hard.

What are you on about? how about a link to whatever it is you're nominating?

Derailed with the first reply... A new record? The childish thing hasn't learned; how many more chances will it get?

Who "decorated" them? Kirstie Allsop could have done a better job. They're hardly a threat.

Cliched, over-produced kiddy-pop.

No, it's had enough.

That would be fine if there was some evidence of wit; some entertainment value. I can't be arsed to engage with it anymore, it's just not worth the bother. I'm going to sit back and enjoy watching its eventual demise.

Given Roops's (sic) comments earlier this afternoon, it looks like Childish wants to go out with a bang. He's certainly channelling Oscar Wilde today.

A sort of four-wheeled Henry Cole? Is he an old Etonian junkie too?

Who is this Brewer bloke anyway?

Is it worth it?

Please? It really isn't funny anymore (tbh, it never was).

Don't these message boards have some way of blocking content from shits like Childish? As it seems to enjoy attention, I suppose it's probably best just to ignore it.

He doesn't really have much idea of wit or originality; it's like a stream of playground taunts. With a bit of luck, Roops will fuck him off soon for his comments about the MP.

FFS, you can't even spell "falutin". Which of the other words were giving you trouble? I'd imagine that you're familiar with the word "arsehole", you must hear it frequently; athough you probably think it means "hello".

It was generous of me to point out your error (that's largesse). If you take the advice you may not make such a fool of yourself in future. By the way, did you know this is Cunts' Corner? I think you might fit in better on a forum for arseholes, where your juvenile insults, ill-informed prattle and asinne non-sequiturs would be better appreciated.

Sorry if that was hard to understand,. what I meant was that your use of the word "largesse" in that sentence clearly indicates that you don't know its meaning. Try not to use words you don't understand, it makes you look like an ignorant teenage prick. Understand now?

You don't know what that word means do you? Just because it sounds clever and a bit foreign, it won't make you look clever.

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