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Cillian Murphy

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  1. Eric, will you not give it up...you are a liar. Its Ok to be on CuntsCorner and dream your life, dont lie, you will be found out, again
  2. Is this true? Intersting if it is true...That cunt Tarrant was the producer...maybe we should investigate a little bit more. Sources...link?
  3. I like your thinking there Cunty. How about a Mastermind type game show, where the loser gets a bucket of bleach in the face......Ive started so Ill finish. Im about to pitch this idea to Channel 4
  4. If not, why not. He slightly beats Priti Patel for the title of "The fucking immigrant, who hates immigrants"
  5. You dont say where its leaking from...tank, fuel line, engine block. Did the cunt show you the leek? He has to upon your request
  6. Is that the best that you can do? you really need to up your game. Im thinking along the lines of..I hope this rubber tongued mockney should be force feed a "handful, just a squirt, a liberal dousing" of Demestos/ any fucking bleach.."If you havent got it" rat poison will do...There all best of friends
  7. If not, the government are a bunch of cunts. And so is Jamie Oliver. Solstice Blessings
  8. I dont ride a bike, but I often drive on the A4141 between Warwick and Solihull. This is a well known bikers run. Unfortunatly (sp) it is also a road often used by horseriders. Two fatalities on this road last month. On a good note I have a good supply of fresh flowers that are left on the roadside.
  9. The one that grips my shit is drivers who dont know how to indicate to bikers wishing to overtake. Its hold up your left hand and keep it there for some time, this notifies the biker that you have seen them. When it is safe for them to overtake, indicate left and let them pass. If it is safe to do so any half decent rider will thank you by raising their left hand or twisting their left foot out. Your Welcome
  10. Do you know what the unofficial signal for other drivers to slow down is? And its not flashing your fucking headlights.....that could mean anything.
  11. I think you are right. Im not using enough swear words/adjectives. I apologize for my previous post, I should have done better. In future I will up my game. When this cunt returns from Brussells (sp)>I hope the plane crashes and he dies. i also hope the pilot walks away
  12. Total Cunts, apparently sending "verbal abusive" messages is not allowed. Do not worry, Ive got a way around this. Ive sent it direct to Nos 10. Dear Johnson, You are a cunt. Kind Regards Cillian
  13. Oh, I can see what you have done there. You`re implying I cant read. How very droll, your whit and humour is outstanding. WTF HAS HAPPENED TO THIS SITE
  14. Though, totally racist and homophobic, I do agree
  15. Quite funny for you Stubby, but you should really up your game.
  16. £11 K...Yes that`s £11.000 to have my narrowboat painted..."Yes, but we strip it down to the bare steel, it takes 5 weeks". Fucking robbing cunts No doubt Punk...whatever his name is will make a comment, as will......
  17. Long story, Ill keep it short, as most of you cunts dont have much attention span. I live very close to a crematorium, three maybe four times a day there is always a courtage (sp) driving down my road. Today, there was a funeral, I was driving behind, of course I stopped to let the funeral party go through. The Indian lady thanked me so much for stopping...and then comes the total cun t behind me, who gave me some verbal abuse said I should have run them down. Of course I said nothing (just keeping my gob shut) Against my better judgement I got out of my car and shouted "Have some respect"...and then it kicked off....two of them got out of their car and tried to give me a hard time. Indian Lady shouted to her extended family what hgappened. Four of the biggest ugliest fuckers that you have ever seen, picked them up (literatly) put them in their car and told them to fuck off. Big bloke in charge thanked me very much. Just a Dit No doubt Spunkage will have a comment
  18. Sorry, Ill have to explain. Back in the old days, you were n`t allowed to post unless you had a avatar.. Bad spelling and grammar , was also frowned upon
  19. I love "talented artists" when they ride their dodgy mopeds too fast around any corner and end up as geography. The family of these cunts should be made to clean up the blood stained roads. Mop/Bucket/Sponge/ shovel. Why leave it to the NHS to clean up their brains/internal organs?
  20. I really must get a avatar, sorry my mistake. Sorry, Fuck Off. Drink bleach
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