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ChildeHarold

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  1. That for sure is never mentioned. A good sleep, a good shit, and a good meal are three basics. To my mind the sex is optional unless..... are you Rupert Murdoch?
  2. Reminds me of that MI6 guy who was found zipped up inside a holdall. That was never satisfactorily explained. And the press just dropped it. Ha ha ha.
  3. What do you think of this? It's a kind of Frankenstein mixture of politics, community, sport, and charity with a large dollop of creamy self satisfaction on the top with presumably a sugar coated strawberry. https://southwarknews.co.uk/area/bermondsey/the-bermondsey-man-who-turned-palestines-para-cycling-team-into-emergency-aid-workers/
  4. I still pick up these toxic charity ads on my harddrive freeview recordings: there's one obnoxious cunt who tries to prise open your card details with chat about "scenes of babies drinking filthy water swarming with bacteria and insects" (the charity is Water Aid probably paying its CEO a six figire salary) when YOU know and I know that sterilising water by boiling is the easiest thing to do in the world. Do they fucking think we're stupid?
  5. YT is worse than fucking FREEVIEW OR SKY it's a nutty slack emporium. The latest "Wellness" to float across the de-tuned CH aerial is the guy self styled as "The Hardest Geezer" (can you imagine having a nice quiet drink with him on a Saturday night? "Hi chaps, I 'm The Hardest Geezer") who's run the length of Africa raising XXX thousands £££.
  6. Wellness seems to account for an increasing amount of tv and radio output. There isn't a local news show that does not have at least one or more segments about mental health, recovery from illness, addiction, ptsd, lack of services for this or that, how to get a good night's sleep, eating healthily, blah blah blah... harmful effects of... too much of doing this or that... every fucking outdoor event or individual challenge say walking Lands End to John O'Groats with a dildo stuck up your arse has to be linked to a get better charity, not just for the sake of doing it: the "If I can help somebody...." interview or tv documentary... Wasn't there a time when, probably before the internet turned everyone into self conscious farts and hypochondriacs, when people JUST GOT ON WITH IT?
  7. itchy and scratchy are PG rated so I wonder how you got to see them
  8. Wolfie is a humourless cunt who is negative and undermining and deserves to be skinned alive and fed to the..... there's a few like him on this site who specialise in attacking for the sake of it. They should fuck off a form a self help support group on their own.
  9. And you are just a fucking dead fish swapping a few revived old threads with cunts like yourselves that are totally irrelevant to anybody new on the site and completely closed to those who weren't around 1 million years BC. Why don't you just fuck off and start an old timers site just for yourselves if you think you are so special. Rancid cunt.
  10. The only Quayle I have any cognisance of is the actor in ice cold in alex. He was also in Olivier's Hamlet. A good part in the art film The Legend of the Holy Drinker with Rutger Hauer.
  11. Kuan's into sharing, if you can offer a foursme he"ll be round tonght baby oil supplied.
  12. Thank you for the deviation response. Kindly address what brain you have, and it's probably less developed than the average cunt in the boat you depicted because they have shown some initiative in their life which YOU haven - to the nomination in future. If you can't do that then keep your fucking mouth shut. Cunt.
  13. It's a bit creepy how much people on this site follow one another's sex lives and I guess a few members are latent homosexuals who are crying out for a bit of bum action on a Sunday afternoon. A good spit roasting with potatos and two veg.
  14. It's all relative - but today the relatives in the equation have fallen to bits. There is actually next to no faith left in government from top to bottom in this country. The capitalist system is rotting away in front of our eyes.
  15. I just think you need to chill out and allow your live in carer (the little Filipino gay go go dancer the agency sent last year) to do the shopping. That would allow you to live out your fantasies of youthful afventure on TPTV all day long. Kuan, when he gets back, will have your smoked trout and dill sauce with creamy mashed potatos and a salad nicoise starter lunch ready in a jiff. It's actually pureed baby food you cunt.
  16. I played the Barry White Collection all morning today. What do uou think of that?
  17. There was a whole sheep fucking in the Welsh valleys and hills thread a few years ago but forget who was implicated in this disgusting sexual deviance.
  18. Like school kids MPs should be banned from carrying mobile phones during Parliament. What they do in their own time is their own fucking business, but handing over other people's personal information must constitute a criminal offence worthy of investigation whether its another MP or Joe Blogs wiping the floors. The guy should be on a charge which would lead to suspension pending outcome then a by-election if found guilty. This is the double corrupt fag end 🔚of a corrupt government that's been in turmoil since 2019 and brought the whole country down in last two years. It's no good saying this fucking travesty of a Labour Party wouldn't be any better because quite obviously anything they do WILL be better because NOTHING could be as BAD ad these TORIES.
  19. Baaaah. Baaah. Baaaaaaah. New potatoes, garden peas and mint sauce please. Billy you're getting too worked up about this. Speaking as a serial philanderer haven't you got better things to keep you busy? 🤔
  20. I'm trying to unpick the thread in your post with the largest pair of forceps in the world and the medical dedication of the Carry On team. When I've delivered the argument I'!! wrap it in a rainbow blanket and call it Billy Junior.
  21. You don't respond to my sense of humour so Fuck Off yourself. Humourless cunt. 🍊 Why am I getting a fruit emoji for "cunt? 🤔
  22. Is Wragg such a non-entity that he's not worth a nom. A Grindr story surely warrants a bit of a poke? Unless Grindr is normalised in your world.
  23. The financial octopus of covid is the same as a major war - this was an unprecedented opportunity to make a fortune. On the other hand I think the excess death situation in A&Es is something, alongside a failing health service, is something the tories to their eternal shame have just allowed every year they've been in power. They deserve political extinction on this issue alone and it's only one of several. I now hear Hertfordshire is being offered a private ambulance service (£99) when people dial 999.
  24. I'm trying out some of my best material on him first before I use it on you. So far - zilch.
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