ChildeHarold

1 hour ago, and said:

Indeed.

I actually went to an American wrestling show on tour like a circus in a tent in the Caribbean. 

Indeed it was shit.  Not cheap either. 

Look no further

43 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Withers what language is this cunt singing in 

https://streamable.com/6490ib

 

fuck off Frank.

Pure scouse. 

I like to swing my arms and swing my hips at the same time swivelling my butt implants at a 60° angle to the floor especially in a pair of cut down skin tight denim shorts.  

https://youtu.be/YbpJg3812ts?feature=shared

43 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I am going to bed too.

Fuck me, this Corner likes to get into bed early. 

32 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating. You really are an amazingly interesting individual.

Thanks for your accolade old boy.  I bet you say that to all the good looking fellas like me. 

5 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Soft northern cunt. Can't we throw insomnia and a woodchipper into the mix?

It's going to be a lovely weekend Wolfie, got anything planned? 

30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

The tories are obviously operating in a parallel  universe .They've just taken a stuffing at the local elections,  everything they do turns to shit ,they can't even stop a load of uncivilised illegals landing on the south coast , they've fucked the economy and just about every thing needed to support a half decent lifestyle .After meeting around the cabinet table what's the silver bullet answer to it all?.3 billion a year to Ukraine and Cameroon has said he couldn't give a fuck if the arms the UK supplies hit targets deep within Russia  .Thanks Dave .That's a great way to escalate the situation.I'm certain the rest of the UK population will enjoy paying over £2 a litre just to get to work and should Putin , known for his rational decisions and lateral thinking does finally lose  his rag and press the button  we can all wave union Jack's for 2 minute 25 seconds until we're vaporised. Who actually gives a flying fuck about Ukraine .

 

Funny thing the main rump of what is left of the tories, such ad Iain Dale on LBC, and numerous "life long" genetically programmed tories phoning into shows are ALSO living in SELF DENIAL and another dimension.  I heard one cunt still laying out grounds for a tory revival before the election!  It's a symptom of the deep dysfunction of our so called democracy that people are so backward looking and fucking conservative in Britain they have become inbred runts.   In 1800 Britain had two universities.   Germany had 60.   The Germans invented printing.   They spread it round the world.  The British tried to ban printing and prevent the population from learning to read or write.  We now run our own country like one of the colonies of the Empire for the benefit of a tiny elite.   The two party first past the post system is anotjer example of that.  Easy to manipulate and control. 

3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

OK Frank , nite .

Well done, the cunt deserves a good tuck up. You tuck him up and I'll tuck him in.  The pillow over the face comes later.   About 3.00 am. 

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

I don't think I've gained any ground this evening, elc. If anything I feel a little embarrassed. I'm going to bed. 

Who with? 🤔 

42 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Sounds wonderful. 

22 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The labour cabinet be welcoming illegals with a hug on the beaches .I hope Angela dresses in a more  Conservative manner or she'll get a bit of a shock. Those uncivilised doctors and engineers  will be wide eyed and reckless and wanting to take her up the groyne .800 in the past couple of days.Thats a few more hotel rooms to find , 3 Square  meals a day and pocket money , not bad ehh?.

The mainstream is really fu king sick to the back teeth with the immigation level into England, specifically the south of England, cos none no siree not any of the cunts want to go outside the M25.   There has been a highly visible diaspora of Nigerians from south London into the East Midlands in last couple of years and it has been a joint operation of housing departments, social services and the DWP with the obvious inducement of housing on offer.   So areas have gone from having few if any blacks to a significant number (all with two, three or more kids) of them driving cars, shopping, etc etc  I am going to assume just as a hunch, those that agree to relocate out of London get a nice one off grant of a few grand to cover "expenses". 

Compare that to the average self employed guy paying his stamp, fallen on hard times and HE is TREATED if he goes to the DWP for help. 

They'd tell him to fuck off and see him rot on the street, homeless living in the back of a car. 

That's why a Labour government that comes in fucking light on immigration will not survive a year because people are looking for more than talk or promises or excuses. 

Just now, Witheredscrote said:

 

Well that has always been a problem for Frank.

Can you imagine us sharing a lift then?  A lot of up and down.  

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Harold I honestly don't know what you're about, but you've got to be the worst thing that's ever happened to this website. I mean that with all my heart. 

Let me help you by eating your heart, gently sautéed in a white wine sauce, pomme dauphonois followed by a raspberry and mango sorbet.  You may think, an excellent choice. 

And a Mars bar. 

Cunt. 

8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Are you sexually frustrated?

 

Don't make it sound like an invitation to go salsa in Islington. 

On 27/06/2020 at 08:00, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie Quality, Ape style.

What do you think about the royal arms behind the back approach.   I find it helps me keep my balance and also stops my hands wandering in crowded situations. 

13 minutes ago, Frank said:

Get off my site you stupid cunt.

Go and fuck yourself you dirty cunt. 

22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Starfish?

Seahorse.  As in "hung like a horse".  I think they're only about an inch big. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

I’ve worked in agency since I was 17. Sales and shady mortgages in the suburbs, lettings and management when the housing act was amended in ‘88… and again in ‘96 when lenders introduced buy-to-let. Investment and development in the City followed… loft living etc., and now it’s mostly commercial. I can tell you now, Wolfie, you’re not wrong. What a racket... what a life! 

Are you telling me that you’ve never used estate agencies to your benefit? Have you never ever used your fucking loaf? 

Is that the agency that handled the 140 luxury villas money laundering scam?  

25 minutes ago, Neil said:

Not with a titanium root it 'aint

What the fuck.  Who you think you are.  The fucking Terminator?   By the time they've packed out your jawbone with extra pig grafts all you need is bit of old iron in there.   Serious word of advice.  Unless it shows at the front just live with it and save yourself the hassle now and the hassle later when (probably 5-8 years) it has to be replaced all over again.  Did that fucking Pakistani dentist tell you THAT? 🙈 

8 hours ago, and said:

That's how I made my money, all I needed was this basement flat, a phone, and a disgustingly inventive mind, life was so easy before the internet.

All £2.50 of it.  What did you offer a pic of your anal wart? 

4 hours ago, Neil said:

£80 quid to be told you need a tooth out,£225 to take said cunt out, 5 minutes in the chair...robbing cunts. Also advised me that I should consider an implant to replace it...£4-£5,000.....fuck off! Cunts

A single implant is £1450k So you are spinning a fucking porky here. 

22 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Why can't people just take their teeth out at night and put them in a glass like me mam used to do?

The trouble with implants is you are signing up to a lifetime of dental maintenance and private servicing.  This is only viable for people who can offset it against tax as in tv or acting or the vain and well caked.  Joe Blogs needs good basic dentistry on NHS something which we've all paid for over our working lives so where the fuck has the money gone?  Fuckong Ukraine or another £12bn to Yankee arms producers for a so called Russian "threat". what the fuck are the cunts on about? 

3 hours ago, Neil said:

£80 quid to be told you need a tooth out,£225 to take said cunt out, 5 minutes in the chair...robbing cunts. Also advised me that I should consider an implant to replace it...£4-£5,000.....fuck off! Cunts

Have 'em all out and a top and bottom set fitted you cunt.  Frank will give them a deep clean every month with his cock. 

5 minutes ago, Neil said:

Best you buy me a fucking drink first you cunt, I'm no slag

A Cordysol rinse on the rocks?