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1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:
Have you not swallowed that bottle of weedkiller yet? You end the self loathing and disappointment. Just get the fuck on with it.
As a newbie who is still learning the ropes I'll let you go with a warning.
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22 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:
He took quite a beating last night and had to run to teacher.
Attention seeking little playground cunts aren't you?
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17 hours ago, Ape™️ said:
6.4%
Is that the strength of your anusol?
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3 hours ago, King Billy said:
Expect a severe blow to the back of your head next time you venture out of your bedsit Nancy Boy.
You clearly keep an eye on every doorway in your street. Are you on the Register?
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On 14/07/2020 at 22:11, Stubby Pecker said:
150,000 by Xmas? Should make the roads quieter at least.
Another crass comment from the biscuit tin of wisdom.
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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Are you a midget?
Do you rep-er-resent the lollipop guild?
Dribbling now aren't you? Pathetic scribbler.
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15 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:
I take it you weren't wearing a helmet the day you were knocked off your bike.
What other symptoms have you been experiencing?
Talk sense man or shut your trout you cunt.
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23 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:
If ChildeHarold and Punkers had a boxing match, who would your money be on?
Said by a man with little money.
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1 hour ago, King Billy said:
Benny Hill would have ripped all the tubes and wires out, jumped out of bed and chased about ten nurses round the car park with a massive stiffy poking out the front of his jammies.
And you would have shit yourself laughing.
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Just now, camberwell gypsy said:
I gave up after reading the first 4 words.
That's about right for you the Jack and Jill early reader member.
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7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
6.6%. Kill yourself.
Shitting your pants aren't you Cunt?
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2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Lol.
Not PC now and a bit uncomfortable then.
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On 19/07/2020 at 16:36, camberwell gypsy said:
Does that include medical procedures named after the Drs that invented them? Because we can't have a procedure named after men who dedicated most of their careers in developing them. Can we?
Does that include the medical procedure for stripping out Roadkill's spinal cord and feeding it to ratcum? I claim that technique and look forward to elevation to the Lords for inventing it, olus my other concerned with Billy Smarts Circus.
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19 minutes ago, King Billy said:
Do you know what else doesn’t have engines Gypps? Any Transit within a 10 mile radius of a travellers site. (Or wheels).
Since you both know more about the travelling community than you let on you should find the whole concept of transitioning, as in moving from one place which you recently desecrated, to a better life on another (sufficiently unprotected) site, where you can allow the rubbish to pile uo, local crime rates to escalate and whilescake intimidation of local residents to take place, as in, as in as in... young copper gets killed under a car by tea leaves on the nick and guy breaks into house like a common thief and goes down in a genuine struggle, henceforth the innocent party is terrorised out of their house despite the laws of the land by the families of the villian. So want a parcel?
LOL
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2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:
When was this? Does it even exist anymore?
Given your short term memory problem due to alcoholic poisoning of the brain the "when" isn't relevant.
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9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:
Piss-poor persiflage. It almost makes me nostalgic for the razor sharp wit of Patroller, supporting Einstein's contention that all things are relative.
Too many words, too much effort.
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22 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:
It is because you're not a member of the stonecutters. Talking in the 3rd person won't help your cause either.
Do the Wood Choppers and the stonecutters ever have a ball?
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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:
He died in Kings College Hospital of respiratory failure. My aunt was a nurse in the A&E when he was brought in.
What I meant was there was a gliding accident up Eric Cuntman's arse and he didn't even notice. Yes, as for Dick Emery I've heard conflicting stories about he was arrogant and he was generous so who knows? There was a great profile of him on TV showing his last TV appearance struggling with ill health which I believe is on YouTube. Comes from the Golden Age of TV when you could genuinely settle down and be entertained. Unlike today with TV made by creeps for creeps.
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2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:
Piss-poor persiflage. It almost makes me nostalgic for the razor sharp wit of Patroller, supporting Einstein's contention that all things are relative.
Trying too hard. Rocky - you are not a contender.
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4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:
I haven't been on here that long myself. Besides having my leg humped by a fake doctor, I've never had a problem. Doesn't that tell you something about the brain farts that you're posting?
You just try too hard you make me fucking sick. Get a life.
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7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
Don't worry mate, he's an arsehole; just ignore him.
Doesn't chime with your Gammon view of the world.
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2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:
I'll wager old @Salty Piss Flap has a few box sets.
On which note, still no sign of an amnesty for Salty yet, more than six months after his premature ejection.
Why is it all fucking "left wing" with you? You indoctrinated fuck.
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2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:
I'll wager old @Salty Piss Flap has a few box sets.
On which note, still no sign of an amnesty for Salty yet, more than six months after his premature ejection.
You mean "premature ejaculation" You miss him don't you
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15 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:
Dick Emery was great. A genuinely funny fella.
Died in a glider accident.
Should Marijuana be Legalised in the UK ?
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Let's do it. Man. Have a splif on me.