KingRollo

It's a bloody OUTRAGE that's what it is! This is just a thinly veiled attempt to disguise the fact that some utter bastard is producing "Queen Gwen Sex Dolls". The resemblance is undeniable: Obviously the royal Chromebook has been hacked - I am not sharing the images in question here because it will only raise Eric's blood pressure, but that doll's outfit is a carbon copy of the Queen's 2019 Benidorm beachware; symbolically this hairy neanderthal is ravashing my beloved Gwen. She will not be pleased.

Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you. The particular piece I was tortured with many moons ago as an A Level student was "Der Kranke Mond" from "Pierrot Lunaire". I am not posting a link to it as even here, there are limits. Perhaps you'll understand my genuine incredulity that he is counted in the ranks of composer... The intro with the flute lulls you into a false sense of security that although it is shite, it is nicely performed shite. Then starts the singing...

Also, this guy. I note Eric's general aversion to rap but this "musician" is in a special category of shite, all on his own. @Eric Cuntman, I would say to make a bee-line for this idiot when you take my...er King Frank's souped up chariot to do the you-know-what to the you-know-who ... but I'm afraid he died to get out of facing grand larcenry charges in 2013. Some people! I believe @Gronda Gronda's a fan.

Anything by Arnold Schoenberg. How the hell ANYONE can call his stuff music is a mystery to me.

99% of the work of a conductor takes place long before you get to hear the performance and the sound of an unrehearsed orchestra ain't pretty. Without a conductor, particularly for new pieces of music, the orchestra simply would sound like a lot of individuals doing their best to fit in together, muscially speaking. Things like dynamics, tempo, pauses, etc. would be all over the place. Starting and finishing would be a real mess too. Having said that, conductors who conduct like they're having a fit are deserving of your comment. Some of the best I have perfomed with have been incredibly good at getting a great performance out of the musicians in a calm, reserved manner. rather than trying to "be" the perfomance. Also, conductors who think they are Gordon Ramsay can stick their batons up their arses. Good question.

I shouldn't believe all he says about the shoes, Eric. I mean, consider Punkape and his golf. We know the truth.

Thank you kindly young Eric for clarifying the point. I will call off the assault at King Frank's castle. What's the problem with this Kleftiko character? He seems rather strange to me...

I think I should introduce you to Cook, Wolfie. She would certainly tick all of your boxes, and serve you a good square meal to boot!

Blimey Gypps, has Frank got on the wrong side of you? Pray tell what happened... I will NOT stand for him affronting the ladies of the corner and whatever he has done, I hope the House of Rollo can make it up to you. I am steeling myself for the inevitable shame...

He also knows all the moves to "Rock DJ".

Or perhaps THIS Hollywood:

Unfortunately, the CD doesn't work. Punkape's goods are not to be trusted. There is a reason he sells everything at such bargain prices and the goods are definitely shoddy.

Poor Frank. He doesn't deserve this.

True. However, he also lost his crown (or gave it up, if we're being generous). There lies the warning young Eric. Beware! Being knighted and being beheaded are just a flick of the wrist apart. On a related matter, being ChildeHarold and being a sticky mess on the sheets are also just a flick of the wrist apart. I feel that fate has played us a cruel joke...

Good because when the mob comes baying for blood, I'm going to give them your address GG. You started this!

I appreciate you ingenuity, I really do. However, Royals today have a long tradition on being neutral in all matters racial. Except Prince Philip. And Prince Harry...

No, damnit Cuntman, you missed my point entirely! You have to behave yourself as a member of the knighted class (or at least, pretend to publicly)!

Hah. As a monarch, it would be unseemly in the extreme to emulate the behaviour of Mr Clarkson. His behaviour in Argentina was totally unacceptable and you suggest I follow suit? What would you have me do, GG? Plough my chariot a BLM protest with a politically incorrect registration plate?

Conventionally, one has to be funny to occupy that role...

Plenty of room for such japes on the Corner!

I am just worried GG. The Kingdom's going to shit, we're about to become a narcostate in league with the Major, I am up to my balls in debt with @King Billy although he's been generous enough to call it a gift, Mehmet the fucking Turk is doing the rounds again, Sir Eric's up to no good with Queen Gwen and to top it all, the village idiot's just died of Covid. I need to recruit another. Any suggestions for any of the above?

Ok GG, no problem. Have some Baby Bio. As for King Frank, he needs a kick up his fockan arse, the lousy fockan bastard.

No, godamnit, we do not. Have some respect or I'll have you locked up in the tower.

Like this:

That beautiful work of art? Such a shame although I think, given the artist, it might have been wise to remove it some time ago. I understand that the "Rolferoo signature" has fallen seriously out of favour...