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Well the the Derailment-in-Chief had been released from his cell. Not always his fault, but history had made him the site's lodestone to the general population's magnet. Given our limited attention and IQ, better to be less cryptic if you want to steer the discourse back to mainstream.

I'm afraid, Wolfie, for a communist such as Harold, anyone that has a third bedroom is worthy of death without trial due to their extravagance and profligacy. Unfortunately, you've only scratched the surface of his derangement here. Left of Lenin isn't a particularly great stance to present on this site.

Are you suggesting that I fucked my own mother. Do answer the question. Must have been challenging telling jokes with several cocks in your mouth whilst simultaneously having your tea towel holder pounded to a bloody pulp. It must surprise you that most people do brown shits, not red with white streaks. Your shit must look, but not smell, like red brown and white Aquafresh.

Not sure that argument holds up, Punkers, given the aforementioned access issues. Thank your Christ you went to a public school. Special schools are oversubscribed already.

Without wishing to defend him [spit on all the Royals] all he needed to say was "I'm a Prince, do I really to ask the age of every woman whose age looks to be in the ballpark and who's climbing over others in order to have a quick slurp on my cock?"

Bill, I've seen Belfast Airport. The Ulster Paper Plane Club (UPCC [sic], not banned yet) had taken it over for the week, so I can see your point.

What a revolting thought. I know the poor 'woman' is struggling to find acceptance amongst her peers, but do you really think she'd stoop so low?

Such a shame that the pandemic will prevent you sucking the corpse's cock one last time. Difficult times.

Honestly, not a movie I've seen. Just a product of my slightly disturbed imagination.

It's not exactly balanced journalism is it. Where are the dissenting voices saying that all he achieved was a facet of his position and privelege, whilst going on to firmly state that he should have had his head stoved in by the proletariat after a national lottery for places in the queue? Jeremy Vine will be shitting himself at the imbalance.

You say difficult... I'm firmly in the impossible camp there. Can't say a hairy bollock hanging out of the side of a pair of gym knickers does much for me. Each to their own.

More likely to be a burning cross.

Whilst I can't applaud the grammar Nazism, the Citizen Smith comment is spot on.

Yes, but a bicep workout when she's in a rally with Martina? That's going to be a very staccato wank requiring immaculate timing on the vinegar stroke.

Unfortunately, it seems, he always kept a bread crust in his pocket and used the crumbs to find his way home. There are never enough vermin to scuttle out of the undergrowth and clean up the detritus when you need them.

The 1980's were very peculiar times, Bill. Any age that produced Wham! and Spandau Ballet has to be suspect. Of course, the biggest dilemma of the time was whether a wank was justified when watching Martina Navratilova play Chris Evert in a very sweaty Wimbledon final.

The 'cult of the child' makes me want to puke my fucking spleen up. Children are precious to their parents, but beyond that the attitude of yesteryear, seen and not heard, was the correct approach. When a plane crashes and 300 people die, it's reported as 300 people including 9 children, as if they are somehow more important than the other 291 people on board. Kids these days are granted status for no logical reason that ensures they grow up to be warped over-privileged cunts.

...and yet... your position at the outset was not outright condemnation of our monarchy, more a suggestion to streamline and largely maintain the status quo. So where do you truly stand, H? If given the chance, would you pull the trigger on these parasites and then smash their skulls in with the butt of the rifle just to be sure?

I bet cunt never had to buy bog roll. The queue to lick his rusty bullet hole could only be measured using Google Earth.

Who was the lucky recipient and was his first name 'Father'?

It's the hypocritical lickspittle politicians of your own persuasion that boil my piss most in this regard, H. They shit their pants over hereditary peers whilst kowtowing to the Royals. I see little difference, both are born to privilege and power. Philip was about the only one of them that had any merit. The rest should be put against a wall.

Dereham, probably.

She could sit in butchers' windows modelling as an amorphous 160 lb lump of tripe (Scottish reared of course).

Fucking hell. You went through seven of your other classmates beforehand! Got to admire your endurance Punkers. You really do have an insatiable appetite for cock and male arse.

That would be a novelty for Punkers.