Goober

53 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Simply roasted for about 20 minutes with a forestiere sauce served separately.A couple is rashers on bacon on the devil before goes in the oven is essential...

 

So you don't have a servant to do that for you. Homosexual peasant.

That's another fine thread completed fucked up, Stanley.

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We didn't used to take shit lying down. But we were a different species back then. Men had broad shoulders and deep voices. Have you seen what passes for male these days? Men used to get angry and kick out against what they perceived to be wrong. Now they're more worried about running out of leg-wax.

Male role models used to be Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen, Burt Reynolds.

Now it's Harry Styles and Joey fucking Essex. None of these mincing, shit-thick millennial poofs have got the balls to rise up. And we're getting old.

Ultimately we're going to have to agree to disagree on our fundamental beliefs about this situation.

This current agenda of pandering to all interests, including every scrotum waxing limp-wristed faggot/sexually ambiguous degenerate is puke inducing and has far reaching consequences beyond the feminising of the adolescent male. These days everyone has to be heard no matter how grounded in reality their opinions are. You could even include the tin foil hat brigade in that...

I for one though ain't too fucking old to chuck a brick or 10 if push comes to shove.

34 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

If you lunatics put the fear of Dagda into the Romans, what the fuck is going on up there now. Cowering ‘neath the intimidation of a dwarf, moustachioed, vulva gobbling commie who looks like she should be chasing Harry Potter around? A proud nation of warriors, poets, engineers and inventors laid to waste by a talentless, one agenda, crusty cunted, harridan with a downs syndrome haircut? Rise up Rev and have her cervix torn asunder with a barb wire wrapped caber.

Very not bad. More cunting like this please.

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's my point. Once they've collapsed the existing economic infrastructure and everybody's out of a job, they get that labour for next to nothing.

The Chinese have been doing it for donkeys years. Keep the people poor and hungry, and they'll work all day for a bowl of rice. Because they've got no choice. If the cunts at the top want a slave workforce, they need to do away with the 'fair wage' economy first. 

Fucking 'ell. They've already got a largely subservient workforce of masses earning next to nothing and feeding their bank accounts, after all the minimum wage is less than a tenner an hour. Who the fuck could live on that?

I grant that the British are not on a par with the livestock burning, rioting masses of our garlic munching cousins across the channel who strike at the drop of a hat, but anyone that lived through the poll tax riots and miners strike will testify that when pushed we don't take shit laying down.

Who benefits from this to make a conspiracy worthwhile? It's hurting everyone to differing degrees. Like most consiracy theories, it's a pile of shit created either by people with too much time on their hands or an agenda.

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't know. But as the beast said above. This is completely disproportionate and there's something sinister happening. It's not entirely unbelievable that the corrupt, self serving cunts that rule nations have been promised something by the 0.1% that control 80% of the wealth at present.

I know it's far fetched and unbelievable. But the biggest deceptions usually are. 

As I said. I don't know. But something more than the obvious is going on. Time will tell. 

Sorry, but that is entirely unbelievable. Take money out of my and your pockets and we feel pain, because the masses always suffer the worst due to having a smaller comfort zone. However, these people will lose millions if not billions and whilst they won't be joining bread lines any time soon, I can assure you they'd do nothing to bring that on themselves. For most rich cunts losing even a penny is a pain too terrible to bear because that's how they measure their esteem. Stop the workers leaving the hive to collect the honey and the hive suffers as a whole, but the Queen will carry on doing her thing regardless. For every pound lost by a working class pleb some rich fucker somewhere is losing two, they don't profit without the labour of the masses.

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Yes, so was I 

48 hours in the punkape memorial wing for typing shit that frank does regularly, with impunity 

Who remembers Propers hissy fit when the daft cunt reset the rules and banned frank for good?

Is he dead? I fucking hope so.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

It may be too late to make a stand against the behavioural control by then. Too many sheep are already on board and willing to give up their rights and freedoms without questioning the word of a group of politicians. 

If they're too stupid to question proven liars at the outset, they're unlikely to question them after a couple of years being led around by the nose and told where to go, what to wear, and who they can meet. 

The last 30 years of structured societal dumbing down has worked a treat. Ask any 20 year old to name a few capital cities or historical dates and you'll see what I mean. 

All politicians are liars, it goes with the job. I'm not seeing where the implied lie that this pandemic is a hoax is though, cuz it just isn't. Some form of pandemic every now and then is as predictable as the sun rising in the morning. Also, it's not just a "group" of politicians, it's nigh on every politician on the planet and >95% of scientists without an agenda. 

As for the second highlighted point, couldn't agree more. I blame the previous Labour government who, in a desperate attempt to show that they were improving the education system, ensured that every retard in the country left school with 12 A* GCSEs and encouraged each of  them to believe they're the smartest cunt to draw breath since Albert Einstein. I mean look at @ChildeHarold

The majority of undergraduates these days don't know their arses from their elbows.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's bigger than that. The economy will collapse, and the politicians won't need votes because by then, democracy will have given way to plutocracy and the politicos will be rewarded by the Bill Gates's et-al who will own everything after the original owners are forced to sell up for a pittance. People will be forced to work for basic survival requirements and the rich will be laughing at their new slave work force. 

We're getting royally fucked. I know you think I'm mad, but give it five years and see.

Let's just say for a moment it is a hoax...

...A hoax that's been signed up to by the ruling classes of every nation on the planet? It's not possible to keep a deception going if 6 people know about it, let alone many, many thousands and one that's caused such misery. Jesus wept.

It's definitely not a hoax. As I said previously, it's simply a question of how much you give a fuck about old cunts and those that have been circling the drain for a while already.

I also worry about the government's reticence to give up these sweeping powers once we're through this, but I'll make my stand then, not now.

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think it's all bullshit Rev. The tests are probably a placebo mock up that gives a positive result whether any sort of virus is present or not. The deaths reported in the MSM are all normal seasonal flu, cancer, and whatever else people die of naturally anyway. 

I repeat it a lot, but I genuinely believe this is a population control conspiracy, the ultimate aim being total, 100% surveillance and monitoring.

Eric, perhaps lay off the LSD and take the tin foil off your bonce? Pretty please.

You're one of the few here that has been up front about their profession, (be that part or full time) so no doubt this shit storm is having an impact on you.

I totally get the dismay with a scattergun, over the top, confused response to this 'crisis', but those failings definitely don't make it a hoax. Decimating an economy for the purposes of population control would be political suicide and believing it to be so is borderline deranged.

8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I didn’t even bother reporting the gangling troll-freak. Waste of time as he clearly rides above the rules. 

Sucking Roops' cock, or Spotto's?

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Whoops.

Even so, we all know who it’s aimed at and it seems, for Frank at least, abusing wives is now fare game.

One thing we can all imagine- your wife indulging in a ton of cock, most of it Black, to make up for a simpering poof like you. 
 

For all we know she slit her wrists after 5 years in your company 

lol

What a woman! She outlasted those unfortunates that went before by more than 4 years.

16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

They’re hardly me ‘brethren’ you melt. From a distance I have observed that they are cunts...rebellious but self-defeating cunts. It would appear that it is I who is the messenger and you, who is the recipient. However, as a feeble lily-livered, weak southerner...this probably isn’t your first time. Fingers crossed, there’s an inconclusive autopsy in your future. Cnut.

Here's a revelation for you, no one is immortal, so it's not only my future it's yours too. Shit happens.

You do seem a tad confused regarding what you're trying to achieve with this nom. Do you need someone with a grade G GCSE to help?

2 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Point taken. He cunted me first, so he's simply getting a well deserved cunting in return. Besides that he's a fucking part time extra pocket money scrounging doorman. So deserves a well earned cunting.  It's a sad world when someones reduced to that. I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the hapless cunt. I need to work on my empathy. 

Sounds like you think I'm on your side. I don't have a dog in this this race. Personally, I wouldn't want to be a doorman and spend my life dealing with drunk cunts. It's a lose lose zero sum equation and a job few could execute well, despite people's opinion of them being slag fucking half brains, earned or not. Like it or not we all need them to protect the tame drunk cuties from the arseholes though, otherwise we'd be at nightclubs full of nothing but overtly aggressive wankers rather than the slack fannied slags that men go there for.

Give it a chance. Take a deep breath, step back, call a truce, cunt the real tossers and everyone will be happier.

13 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

 Cunt i am, i"ll admit. 🙂  In my book though, he is the greatest gobby mouthed spacker on here bar none. 

Stubby's right, to be fair Eric's is mostly tame and just here for shits and giggles. There are far, far more insidious fuckers here, but it's not always easy to see the wood for the trees at the outset.

Hey, I don't have a bet on the outcome of this scrap, but maybe bide your time a tad and pick your fights? Just saying. Carry on cunting.

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Fill a hearse as soon as is feasible, you lame, stereotyping southern cuntfuck. xx

Stereotypes exist for a reason and are, more often than not, well justified. Were you cunting your brethren for being fucking idiots or not? If you're trying to make another point, please elaborate. Don't shoot the messenger.

BTW, as it's after midnight, are you using the WiFi of the house you're burgling to post this?

34 minutes ago, Rev said:

I can't believe some bloke actually thought it was a good idea to get balls deep up this thick 80 word vocabulary ultimately dispensible bollock-eyed walrus-moustached sow.

Being of a disproportionate bulk, I suspect she had a fanny like a pub carpet and flaps like a gutted trout even before her offspring bungee-dropped out of her butcher's bin.

I'd happily dispatch this Barry White, cunt like a Heathrow windsock slab-cracker with a Luger.

I want her dead.

Poetry.

24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Wether you subscribe to government policy or not...these cunts have had it coming. Whilst most of the nation has been making some kind of effort with this COVID-19 business, not these scouse cunts...Oh no! I live in the area and for months now, people that I know who socialise in Lipooool have commented on the fact that no fucker in the city gives a fuck, the bars are rammed, social distancing doesn’t exist and there are social visitors flocking to the city to party and piss about because their own areas/cities have been playing by the rules and are far more restrictive. Well guess what, scouse cunts....Big Boris knows you’ll never vote for him and knows the country thinks you’re all cunts, so I hope you’ve enjoyed the last 6 weeks of freedom because now, as a social, vote-free experiment...you’re getting twatted. ‘Life...goes on day after day....’ not anymore it doesn’t MickeyMouseCnuts.

It's just a thin excuse to get the country's crime rate down. 2 weeks of lockdown in Liverpool equates to a 9.736% reduction in the country's burglary rate. Fact.

Just now, Rev said:

No. Quite a bit earlier than that. 

I don't know who you are/were, but am hoping you are who I think you were.

DrCunt in a previous guise. So been here a while, but not as long as you. 

Fair to say there's been quite a few unredeemable tossers here over the years, so it wouldn't be a coincidence if you, as a psychotic jock and me, as a perpetually grumpy, somewhat overprivileged southerner had a mutual disgust for a previous guest on this esteemed repository of wisdom.

8 minutes ago, Rev said:

I have an idea who you are, Goober. Did we share a particular hatred of a certain poster a few years back?

Everyone knows who I am, Rev. Keep up.

Is this a Cuntwad reference?

18 minutes ago, Frank said:

What about ‘Walnut’? 

How many years ago was that, Francis? I'll admit that it was somewhat amusing, but it's been unsurpassed by the 2K+ posts since during which time you've been universally derided and scorned by all but newbies and the South-West residing, train enthusiast, cock wielding dullard. Why can't you take the hint? Sorry.

7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Catwoman....where is she now?

Spraying up the wall of an old people's home, at a guess.

3 hours ago, Frank said:

That was then. I’m probably the best on here but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. All I’m after is for someone to make me laugh. The only cunts that come close these days are a couple of old wankers on the other side of the world. I’ll give you another chance. Surprise me. 

As we all are. With respect, although not much, you're so washed up that you're not going to do that with another 10,000 posts so give up whilst you have a tiny amount of dignity left. Fortunately, we both know you won't, so everyone can enjoy your continuing decline into obscurity.

Your raison d'etre was sucking in the newbies and then, with a degree of humour, stabbing them in the back, weasel that yyo are. Unfortunately even a blind man sees you coming these days. It's a 1980's act in new millennium.

The truth really is a cunt.

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Come on, doc, we were mates. You sailed through the initial newby stage and then went all Wolfie. You ended up moping all over the site and, as always, it was down to me to call a spade a spade. I’m telling you now, you won’t last. 

You don't even recall my initiation. I'm from the days of that vicious bitch Catwoman, Judge in his pomp (when he could do something other than whine) and Rothers at the peak of fisting butter sales.

Sorry to say, even at your best you didn't come close. Sorry.

31 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

There is always a way back.... 

This absolutely, defintiely, categorically, with 100% certainty, didn't refer to your 7th best poster position, achieved 8 years ago on this site, @Frank