Goober

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not this cunt, it doesn't.

Wasn't that first shown in Blue Planet with David Attenborough doing the commentary? 

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Though I'm no historian Decs, it's also very plausible that with 'the animals entered two-by-two' mantra, Pen managed to disguise her trouser snake onboard as the 'mother of all pythons' to accomany its male counterpart.

I suspect the only way this 'legend' is ever going to be disabused is by Pen posting a freshly prepared kebab pic. 

Anyone want to advocate that? 

Anyone? 

11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

One hoooondreddd N Eeeeehhhhtehhh.

Darts Wanker.

Welcome back, Punkers. 

It's curious that the spread of the monkey pox plague has accelerated since you were released. Are you patient zero? 

What's it like to wake up with what appears to be a freshly melted magnum classic dribbling out of your arsehole every day? 

23 hours ago, Decimus said:

@Goober this cunt is a Tractor Boy. What shall we do with him?

What the Holy mother of fuck‽. You'd think with all the issues he has, he wouldn't want to carry that burden too. 

Given this revelation, I'm disinclined to suggest doing anything with him. Any physical contact would be a sure fire way of contracting cock pox. 

It makes me feel dirty just posting on the same site as a scum fan. 

26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Should be home cooking their husbands dinner, eh Goober? 

Not at all. If women want to play football, fair play to them. I've no issue with that. I, like most men, women and children, don't want to watch that shite, but some will, if the tickets are cheap enough. 

It's fair to say that it does rather boil my piss that every game or TV programme featuring men's football has to be balanced with a female pundit or feature a female official, but heaven forbid if a man features anywhere in women's football. This does't demonstrate equality in any way that I can see.

It was solely a comment on the suspiciously even spread between the races amongst the "highest quality" officials available amongst both sexes. 

Maybe Spurs should sign a few women for their men's team. Let's face it, even with the money they have at their disposal, it couldn't make the team any worse. 

On 18/05/2022 at 16:50, Major Cunt said:

When i heard that the Captain Kirks* were going to be permitted Nato membership i was more than slightly concerned. It's not only a muslin nation but also a country that's had it's fair share of coups, one was only thwarted a few years ago. The head of that particular coup was the former general in charge of their special forces who has turned perpetually facing Mecca. He now runs a mercenary outfit that fights exclusively for fellow goatshagger nations.

Now we are giving them all the latest toys which they are no doubt busy reverse engineering. So if there's a successfull coup by the Mullah's then their armed to the fucking teeth and will probably end up having the jihadists trained by special forces. The only upside to this would be Jewdith's brethren shitting bricks.

Only half the country is in Europe for fucks sake. Personally, i would have been happier if Libya under the stewardship of Colonel Gaddafi had been offered membership, he made extremists disappear without a trace along with Saddam. 

*Turks

Fucking hell, MC. How old are you? The vendors of free kebab special sauce were admitted to NATO in 1952.

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

Well said. Unfortunately, though, stating these undeniable facts out loud results in cries of anti-Semitism from the likes of Rachel fucking Riley, who turns everything into being about Jewish persecution. She has even had the audacity recently to state that JK Rowling is receiving online abuse from the trans community due to anti-Semitism and not because she is a TERF. Apparently this is because she criticised Jeremy Corbyn, another imaginary anti-Semite who was silenced by powerful Jewish lobbyists for speaking the truth about Israel.

If they can equate any criticism which casts a light on their unduly high status in global finance, media and politics with anti-Semitism they will. They've even influenced countries to legislate and criminally penalise people for espousing the truth regarding their unsavoury actions.

No other people have been as hated, despised and discriminated against over the last 2000 years as the Jews. There's no smoke without fire.

 

I wasnt aware of this outrageous behaviour. 

That said, it wouldn't even come close to preventing me from smashing her back doors in before blinding her with a double dose of love yogurt. 

I could live with being accused of an anti-semetic eye shot. 

16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Should I edit it and add a few jugglers, dancing bears and fireworks?

Perhaps you should edit it and face the challenge head on like a man. 

No need to apologise. Using the authority you've granted me, I'll do it in advance on your behalf. King Billy is sorry for talking shite day-in, day-out, and deeply regrets that he hasn't got the balls to back up his claims. 

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Neil all day long. At least I wouldn’t have to relive the horror every day for the rest of my life.

It's because you'd get a chubby for the first time in years. Admit it. 

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Do you think FIFA will demand the referees shave their beards so you can tell which ones are the females?

Three women have been chosen to referee at this year's World Cup. They were chosen based on performance quality. 

Purely by freak chance, there's a white one (French), a yellow one (Japanese) and a brown one (Rwandan).

Referees supplied by United Colours of Benetton marketing division. 

12 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It probably won't surprise you, but since Drew joined the organisation a month or so ago it has been almost impossible to find any hand sanitiser within the building.

 

Pub landlords across Norfolk have been complaining that Coca-Cola sales have gone through the roof, but the profits have been more than outweighed by the huge amount of 90% alcohol hand sanitiser they've been having to buy each week. 

Mystery solved! 

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Did you go down the confidential, whistle blowing route? If so I imagine that you were immediately rumbled when you signed it off with your own trademark post-nominal of "AA".

Ironic when you consider what it stands for.

Lol.

Fuck off.

 

The shaky DTs induced handwriting on the form, together with a vomit stain, were probably a giveaway as well. 

8 minutes ago, Admin said:

It's mostly raving benders that are developing blisters on their old chaps at the moment. I hope this doesn't indicate that you're in a high risk group, Proper. 

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She gets to sit on his face and wiggle if he loses.

I can't imagine why this post generated this mental image:

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I wish they'd all identify as Tiger Sharks and demand to live with their own kind.

That'd be OK, as long as they rip their mentally deficient parents limb from limb and spit (can sharks spit?) their mangled corpses over the nearest tourist beach as a lesson to the woke, middle class, masses. 

King Billy apologises for supporting all LGBTQ+ causes. 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And I bet they all identify as gay, trans or dyke. whether they choose to or not. 

I imagine that they all identify as 'confused', especially when it comes to how to refer to their parents. 

What a mind fuck. 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

not that have any say?

Feeble minded twit.

You're floundering here, Bill. 

I like this authority that you've granted me. I'm going to make full use of it. 

King Billy apologises for his family's role in the potato famine. 

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You had my attention till I got to virgin bum hole, when I realised it was just another dollop of nonsense posted by a feeble minded twit.

Apology accepted, not that you have any say about what you apologise for any more. 

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You really need to get your court in order, Billy. @KingRollo never had to put up with this sort of thing.

Goodnight.

King Billy apologises for being a twat. 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Did you put it in there after you put it in your bum?

Bill, you know the closest I'd put any part of my body to that flaccid appendage is when I tighten the vice a couple of turns.

There's no chance of your flaccid member being able to violate my virgin bum hole, even in the extremely unlikely event that I granted you permission. 

With your Rob Beckett teeth, I'm not letting you suck my cock either, however much you beg. 

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I wouldn’t agree to date a man in the first place. 

Of course you would, Bill, under duress.

Now you've made the mistake of granting me authority to apologise for anything on your behalf, I've got your balls and flaccid micro cock in a vice. 

King Billy apologises to all Catholics. 

18 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You're breaking your own mandate.

Isn't that deodorant? 

29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Shit. Admin's logged in. 

Roadkill told me to say all that racist stuff and if I called anyone a nonce, it was Billy controlling my brain with his tin foil cerebrospinal helmet interface. Fuck off.

Fuck.

Expect the site to crash imminently following a poorly applied upgrade.

14 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Pull your lizard tongue out her dirtbox and get up off your worn out knees. I’m sick of hearing your non stop apologetic whining. 
Apology accepted (provisionally) but under review .

Be off with you now, you feeble minded twit.

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Bill, you granted me this authority. If you don't like it, hard fucking luck. Expect to be apologising for lots more of your deranged tripe soon. 

Also, you'll be apologising for having a tiny, malfunctional penis. 

Lap it up. 

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

As you clearly haven’t seen the film (which I have in its entirety) but seem to be willing to enter into your usual default ‘I know better than you. You’re a thicko’ mode. If and when you find the time in your very busy life to actually watch it, then your thoughts on it will carry a lot more weight imo.

I assume you’ve based everything you’ve said about it on the totally predictable fact checks and fake news nonsense which Google presented you with to protect you from harm and misinformation Sweetheart. 
As for overturning the 2020 election, that’s not going to happen now but at least the more people who see that fraud did occur on a huge scale and how it was done, the better.
Im still waiting for you to explain to me how Trump won 27 of the 28 ‘bellwether counties’ and yet apparently lost? 
LETS GO BRANDON

 

@Mrs Roops King Billy has granted me authority to apologise on his behalf, q.v.

On the basis of this exchange, King Billy apologises for being a tin-foil-hatted, gullible, stupid fucking cunt.

Regretably, despite his apology, he'll carry on regardless.