Dyslexic cnut

Oh I dunno...I quite enjoyed that ‘spat’ with one of the site’s heavy-hitters...

I wish I knew what you chaps are on about...sounds entertaining as long as it wasn’t ‘virtual?’

No Eric...prior to the coiffure pyrotechnics he was a nice fella. Always got his round in & threw a mean dart. He even fingered my mates sister, who was 30 @ the time. It was the Pepsi pyros wot done it...thank god for Huey Lewis’ artistic integrity I say...dead spooks matter.

Fair enough...is that branch lubricated? 🙈

Ok...I’ll raise my game and take your esteemed advice...but insult flinging, if you’ll forgive my petulance, doesn’t appear to be a rarity on this forum, for cunts.

I thought it was amusing that Huey Lewis fucked Pepsi off when they offered him $5m for a song right. Michael Jackson snaffled the cash then promptly got his head set on fire doing the video. This led to his mental health problems, painkiller addiction and eventual premature death. Kidfucking aside, sometimes it can be a good thing...

Can only be Pen, Neil or Bill...last two were giving advice/encouragement. You’re the Cunt who started a post bleating about anonymous newbies not having the bollocks to get active on here...as soon as one does you berate & fume. Get fucked, and stand on your own two feet without having to rope others in you shitbag. Doorman... where ffs?

Post them Eric....all of those PMs that I’ve sent to you....or just one? Standing-by......

Consider it done....apologies all round, especially to Eric....

Schizophrenic too....refers to himself in the plural...bunch of cunts...

Fuck me, you really are an exhausting mutant cunt aren’t you? If only you knew the truth, you’d be digging your own grave right now. Metaphorically, you kind of already have eh?

I’m sure I’ll get there with your guidance...Eric can contract epididymis ebola as far as I’m concerned, again!

Explain...and make it good oh wise one...

10 mins ago...cunt. I’d have been happy to, being an Evertonian...just don’t tell Bill. Now fuck off peasant, those Big Issues aren’t gonna sell themselves now...

Scroll up softshite...do keep up now, or try to...there’s a good inadequate.

Rattled?

This fag side...what about the parrot-fish faced hagfuck that reads the news up here...Annabel Tiffin? She looks like an anatomy robber stole her lips. Hideous looking creature beamed into our homes 5 days a week, probs because she’s an anchovy licker. No red-blooded male would slip his pride and joy into this weird looking skank. She needs cymballing too.

Why? He maybe an airline pilot...you can see all of it from 43k’.

Well, it’s the last time I drop coins into his gaping anus...dog or no dog.

A fucking Coalyokel slagging scousers off? The utter nerve. I lived in Tynemouth for 4 years & loved it up there...good lads to be honest. You’re a cunt however....howay....

Cowering by a door with a sleeping bag, scabby mongrel, clutching 20 copies of the issue and muttering ‘God bless ya sir!’ hardly makes the snivelling Cunt a ‘doorman’ does it? Fantasist scruffy cnut.

You tell the cunts Johnny...

A tad harsh, MC...particularly as I live and am from Cheshire...you geographically challenged helmet smear.

Gay, Welsh and a fuckin liar....it snowed that week...Cunt.

Correct J....I despise this fuckin genetic experiment Cunt. I’d like to drum a fuckin cymbal up his sphincter sideways until he tore. Cunt needs killing.