Dyslexic cnut

Alright lads?

If you pull off this latest attempt at grooming from 9000 miles away, I think we’ll all be impressed.

I got two free ones with a 10lb sack of Maris Pipers.

I’d rather walk there than fly with either of them chavvy cunts…the fucking shame of it.

Low-born spastic?

It’s what they do, Bill. That’s why there’s all this trouble. The fake rebel-rousing tales of the grandparents. Cunts.

I was over your way recently, Withers. Pink flamingoes and great Egrets everywhere…very nice. Did you know that the Mallard is the only avian that reproduces regularly, by gang-rape? It also indulges in homosexual necrophilia. Got any?

Me neither, apparently.

Why does your new avatar resemble a cartoon dog wagging its tail? Oh, hang on a minute here…

He was a typical, embellishing Spudcoon, Billy. Do you know, I was eighteen years of age and I still believed that he’d lost his hair after his ship had been torpedoed in the Irish Sea by a U-boat and he’d spent ten hours in the freezing water before swimming onto the rocks off the Isle of Man. Truth was, he was as pissed as a Cunt and fell off the ferry boat.

I see you’ve edited your original post. You multi fucking Gobshite.

Jesus fucking Christ. That it’s come to this

It takes a thinking man, Francis. You’ve been unveiled.

You couldn’t be more obvious than an emaciated has-been nuisance with a penchant for trolling and threats. Knock it off. Last warning, see your PM…etc. Bellwipe.

Doug Stanhope, E. Baddest cnut on the planet. Any comic who slips E’s at the start of his gig and talks you through it gets my attention. Check out the mad cnuts theory on Keynesian economic theory as viewed through the eyes of a black hooker. Incidentally, he’s white and stayed in our cock-loft in the late 80’s. Always got the ale in btw.

So predictable, Frank. Fuck off.

Looks like you’ve bumbled your way into the departure lounge, Dongmong. Safe journey and ‘fuck off!’

Morning, Roops. Any chance that you can delete this fucking idiot?

Panzermurphy on smack, perhaps?

Quite posssibly. I’m of similar extract…but only half-Mick thank fuck. Maternal Gramps was a gun-runner from Cork though if that helps @PANZER MURPHY? The old cunt rarely got the ale in, however.

Looks like a demographic headache for you chaps. I’ll suggest you get them brasses of your’s off the pill and start pumping a little orange gentlemen’s relish up ‘em. It’s the only answer.

Thoughts, Willhelm? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-62980394

Harsh, yet somehow unerringly accurate.

Raaso sent me some fine Haitian voodoo death weed up, Eric. Three drags and I logged onto CC. This Dongmong’s posts where the only ones that made sense to me. He’s a keeper, at least until I’ve smoked all of this shit.

Lie on a track.