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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. So…you did recognise me, bollocko and thrashing away in the car park?
  2. Talk about ‘missing the fucking point?’ Which was…when has it influenced the men’s team?
  3. Then don’t. Because it isn’t.
  4. The Patriachy…comfortably debunked by Jordan Peterson. As for Sterling…that Jamaican kid had been on the radar since he was 12 years old. He was signing for Everton from QPR for £50k. Basically intercepted at Speke Airport by Liverscum & signed for £2m…sold to City two years later for £50m (British record) then slaughtered by koppshites (loyalty?) Won a dozen major honours and has starred at international level…has one more big move left in him and takes it. Perhaps you can explain to me…who should have sacrificed income and his family’s future to…for ‘loyalty?’ You have no fucking idea how professional football works.
  5. So…the team is genuine because it’s white? Apart from the fact that the only reason that this pile of shit standard of football is being rammed down our throats is actually on the back of ‘wokeness,’ have a little think back about the clearly valid black players that represented England in the past twenty years and name the ‘woke’ one. Fucking stupid post.
  6. There is no such thing. Fucking embarrassing ‘cunt clownball’ it should be called. A decent male U15 team would slaughter the cunts but them lads will never be lauded on TV. So much for meritocracy eh? I had you down as better than a fawning Sun headline follower. The standard is fucking chronic. Reward mediocrity if you want, I’m having none of it.
  7. The ‘World Cup’ is being played in Qatar by men with cocks. What the fuck are you on about? The team is semi-slave. Are you bevvied?
  8. Is it age? One very unpleasant and lengthy experience. Four tokes. These little cunts are hoovering down six joints of this shit a day. Beats the fuck out of me.
  9. Bill…they’re all fucking ginger ffs! You had manky teeth then too. Norn Irish group porn.? No thanks.
  10. It is. It’s now known as ‘flowers’ apparently. It is not right for an old cunt like me that mistakenly thought I’d have a gentle three hour float…until Mother turned up…angry and decayed. Fuck that for me…weird.
  11. Lazy cunt…..https://homegrownursery.com/product/gelato-45/ Dropped some filtered Moroccan hash in too…going nowhere near that after the other night.
  12. I spent many a cunted night in the Plough in Hillsborough. Beautiful countryside. My mate, Derek Petterson owned and run that boozer. Fuckin superb countryside, point-to-points and lunatics. Happy days.
  13. That Gelato. Tucked me away for a good while…fucked! 27% apparently. Way beyond my capacity as I found out.
  14. A direct quote from a gobby skunkbeast of a 21 year old step-son when I asked him. He’s left me some of that other shit and I had a small go. Frightened myself to fucking death, especially after I had an hour long, bad-tempered conversation with my mother…who’s been dead since 2001! You soldier on.
  15. You polished off that ‘old man’s weed’ yet?
  16. Here’s a challenge. Do a ‘bit of digging’ on my recent locations, Roops (mid-June.) I was only sailing the old Beneteau around one of them on my river cruise on the Limpopo. I’ll give you a clue, nearest city was Kyoto. Clock’s ticking, Impetula.
  17. Can’t comment…I’ve been told to ‘tone it down’ otherwise I’ll be joining Judy, making soap and lampshades out of my own arse cheeks.
  18. @Trucking Funt’s there now, in the Hilton…all inc.
  19. I don’t wish to suggest that your comments are predictable, but there are as-of-yet undiscovered tribes in the heart of the Peruvian jungle who knew you were going to say that!’
  20. Much as the judge is a bit of a crying little girl, normally, I’m not sure that he’s broken any rules on here, unless you can educate me. This appears to be tad petty and, perhaps and imho, your latest example of personalising disagreement and using your moderator powers to penalise punters that you’re not, personally, overkeen on? It’s starting to become the norm with you these days and is unbecoming. Thoughts?
  21. Oi! Spudcoon. The post-mortem results on David Trimble are in. Cause of death…’blunt instrument head injuries sustained by repeated blows from what appeared to be an out of tune, rusty Chinese saxophone coupled with a shillelagh-like device thrust into the rectum.’ Explain your whereabouts on Sunday night. Cunt.
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