Dyslexic cnut

As an aside...wtf happened to membership numbers? 93? It was 165 last week. Ape...do resist the obvious, for once.

I know them ‘personally’ too.

I thought you didn’t need one. Just flash your make-believe all-inclusive wristband. That’ll make ‘em back off...pronto, etc.

Sniff...sniff...

Fuck this, you’re not getting the message. I’m ringing Johnny Morris and Dr. Doolittle.

Curtis sent a pidgeon Trucks...honest.

How many fucking times do you need to be told,chimp? Fuck off.

It won’t be either CB...they’re both on a bespoke luxury all inclusive holiday-of-a-lifetime in Cape Verde.

Standby for this to be discredited Gyps.

I can’t knock Beeerchenedd....Camell Lairds and Half Man Half Biscuit...but it is a khazi.

I’m surprised at you, I said ‘senior management’ one of which I spoke to this morning, I do quite regularly and she found TF’s fairy story equally hysterical. Curtis and I were ‘professionally’ acquainted and I think, given the relative depth of our own little exchange, you’ve figured that out, being a bright chap and all. TF’s a little fibber/embellisher I’m afraid and has been pretty much flushed out. No ‘police’ involvement at all on my part of course but amused at the amount of time some cunts on here are spending trying to figure out my career path. I’d expect someone of your gravitas to be completely disinterested, I’m surprised frankly but I can see it is a decent point, just not so well made, for you.

The game is up. The Hilton have never done all inclusive, TUI do not hand out drinks vouchers for top shelf spirits to plebs and Cape Verde is, and always has been a shithole that caters for pondlife. My work is done here, time for you to fuck off...bluffer.

You’ve been rumbled, and by a bog cleaner too.

Mind your own business, primate.

Furthermore, be been to Cape Verde many times, on business and all gratis. It’s a fucking shithole that targets pikeys and bindippers like you, hence the pricing...bellend.

I’d remain quiet on this if I were you. If only you were aware how completely out of your depth on this matter you now are. Do tell me, why did TUI ‘throw a shitload of drinks vouchers’ in for you, vouchers that apparently covered higher end drinks? I don’t need to stay up all night to research anything at all, I know the business, the hotel (senior management) and the company that you travelled with...very well. I also know a complete bullshitter when I see one. Careful with your answer now you spoofing Cunt.

That’s how they speak in Cape Verde.

Also she switched sport to the NFL where she threw a mean Hail Mary.

More than useful on the wing, beautiful crosses.

There is a small problem here, Billy Liar. The Hilton, on Sal, in keeping with the philosophy of most (but not all Hilton’s around the world) have never sold an ‘all inclusive’ package...ever. Much less one that throws Grey Goose (shite) or Woodford Double-oaked reserve in. So, my trucking friend, you have been unmasked as a complete Mitty-cunt. That’s the risk you take on here I guess, you never know who you are conversing with. Never kid a kidder, you spoofing Cunt.

Boasting about an all inclusive holiday in Cape fucking Verde? Dunno about ‘wank’ but there’s a good chance I’m gonna laugh myself to sleep. You utter dreg.

How rattled?

Ouch...etc.

One little misplaced apostrophe and you’re diminished. When you’re toking on OCR’s stuff, punctuation ain’t important.

Your ‘place’ seems to be in the taxpayer funded Pontins of the mid-Atlantic alongside like-minded pondlife. Fuck off.