Dyslexic cnut
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On 15/11/2020 at 12:12, camberwell gypsy said:
What's pissed me off is someone I actually know is one of the cunts whose gone in there.
Standby for this to be discredited Gyps.
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20 hours ago, King Billy said:
After Birkenhead?
I can’t knock Beeerchenedd....Camell Lairds and Half Man Half Biscuit...but it is a khazi.
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9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
A few weeks ago, I mentioned Curtis Warren. You claimed to know him personally. A little while later, Punkape mentions a grouse shoot, you claimed to know the gamekeeper (and spouse) personally... and now @Trucking Funt has mentioned a Cape Verde hotel, apparently, you know the owners personally.
Anybody you don't actually know personally?
I’m surprised at you, I said ‘senior management’ one of which I spoke to this morning, I do quite regularly and she found TF’s fairy story equally hysterical. Curtis and I were ‘professionally’ acquainted and I think, given the relative depth of our own little exchange, you’ve figured that out, being a bright chap and all. TF’s a little fibber/embellisher I’m afraid and has been pretty much flushed out. No ‘police’ involvement at all on my part of course but amused at the amount of time some cunts on here are spending trying to figure out my career path. I’d expect someone of your gravitas to be completely disinterested, I’m surprised frankly but I can see it is a decent point, just not so well made, for you.
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7 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:
I would be interested to see what evidence you have of that. Feel free to get back to me if you ever find any.
The game is up. The Hilton have never done all inclusive, TUI do not hand out drinks vouchers for top shelf spirits to plebs and Cape Verde is, and always has been a shithole that caters for pondlife. My work is done here, time for you to fuck off...bluffer.
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4 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:
Here we go, scouse smackhead is going to enthrall everyone now with tales about his successful career. You can barely string a sensible sentence together on here you fucking clown.
The vouchers were in the offer, I tend not to look a gift horse in the mouth by asking questions such as why. I'm sorry that my obvious good fortune has emotionally triggered you into trying to give it the big one but I'm by no means convinced. Perhaps you should try asking your "senior management" contacts the next time your cleaning their shitter for them.
You’ve been rumbled, and by a bog cleaner too.
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1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:
For such a high-flying business executive you seem to have an inordinate amount of free time to post this fucking drivel. My guess is you’re a bullshitting wanker that’s either unemployed or on furlough from pulling pints at Wetherspoons. Stupid fucking dickhead.
Mind your own business, primate.
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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:
I’d remain quiet on this if I were you. If only you were aware how completely out of your depth on this matter you now are. Do tell me, why did TUI ‘throw a shitload of drinks vouchers’ in for you, vouchers that apparently covered higher end drinks? I don’t need to stay up all night to research anything at all, I know the business, the hotel (senior management) and the company that you travelled with...very well. I also know a complete bullshitter when I see one. Careful with your answer now you spoofing Cunt.
Furthermore, be been to Cape Verde many times, on business and all gratis. It’s a fucking shithole that targets pikeys and bindippers like you, hence the pricing...bellend.
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4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:
The hotel doesn't sell all inclusive packages but it does sell full board and Tui throws in a shitload of drinks vouchers. That qualifies as all inclusive in my book because I didn't pay the hotel directly. Perhaps it's best you don't sit up all night getting yourself sexually excited over such things and I won't make you look a cunt in under 2 minutes the next morning.
4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:The hotel doesn't sell all inclusive packages but it does sell full board and Tui throws in a shitload of drinks vouchers. That qualifies as all inclusive in my book because I didn't pay the hotel directly. Perhaps it's best you don't sit up all night getting yourself sexually excited over such things and I won't make you look a cunt in under 2 minutes the next morning.
I’d remain quiet on this if I were you. If only you were aware how completely out of your depth on this matter you now are. Do tell me, why did TUI ‘throw a shitload of drinks vouchers’ in for you, vouchers that apparently covered higher end drinks? I don’t need to stay up all night to research anything at all, I know the business, the hotel (senior management) and the company that you travelled with...very well. I also know a complete bullshitter when I see one. Careful with your answer now you spoofing Cunt.
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1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
*were*
I speak better queens English than what you do
PANZERMURPHYBABY
That’s how they speak in Cape Verde.
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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:
More than useful on the wing, beautiful crosses.
Also she switched sport to the NFL where she threw a mean Hail Mary.
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9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
I get your point, but you could argue the car is merely the vehicle for his talent as the ball was Bothams, or the football was Madonna's. What is for sure is more so in F1 than any other sport is the massive team effort, you need consistently brilliant staff throughout to even provide a car that an exceptional driver can use to win. So you could argue F1 is the ultimate team sport.
More than useful on the wing, beautiful crosses.
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14 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:
You may be an emasculated cuckold who takes shit off criminals in uniform but I've got more self respect. I got 100% of my award and was awarded costs as well. Myself and the missus had a lovely all inclusive holiday in the Cape Verde Islands courtesy of the filth, thank you very much! I'm now assisting a family member with a civil action against the dirty bent cunts as well and take great pleasure in leaving sarcastic posts all over their twitter feed to compliment the my bombardment of them with FOI requests for details about their corrupt practices such as illegally flagging people's cars on the ANPR and misuse of the police national computer. It's fascinating tormenting the fucking pricks!
Do give my love to them the next time you report to your handler you fucking weasel.
There is a small problem here, Billy Liar. The Hilton, on Sal, in keeping with the philosophy of most (but not all Hilton’s around the world) have never sold an ‘all inclusive’ package...ever. Much less one that throws Grey Goose (shite) or Woodford Double-oaked reserve in. So, my trucking friend, you have been unmasked as a complete Mitty-cunt. That’s the risk you take on here I guess, you never know who you are conversing with. Never kid a kidder, you spoofing Cunt.
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Just now, Trucking Funt said:
You couldn't rattle me if you was driving a tank in my direction. Enough with your wank fantasies.
Boasting about an all inclusive holiday in Cape fucking Verde? Dunno about ‘wank’ but there’s a good chance I’m gonna laugh myself to sleep. You utter dreg.
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5 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:
Was that the syringe going in smackhead?
How rattled?
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8 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:
Time for bed now. You don't want to be having a spacker fit at the day centre tomorrow now.
Ouch...etc.
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On 05/11/2020 at 12:49, Jiggerycock said:
Sorry to come all over Cuntybaws (ooooh Matron!) but ......'Lorry Driver's' what?
Yorkie bars? Transport cafes? Exaggerated sense of entitlement? Membership of the Central Lane Owners Club?
One little misplaced apostrophe and you’re diminished. When you’re toking on OCR’s stuff, punctuation ain’t important.
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43 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:
Fucking hell! You've put me back in my place. Excuse me for one second while I pour myself a large one so I can regain my composure. Fuck off you pig loving spunk guzzler.
Your ‘place’ seems to be in the taxpayer funded Pontins of the mid-Atlantic alongside like-minded pondlife. Fuck off.
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Aren’t these twats gonna be holed up in Wales? What are they gonna be subjected to as a horror chore? Daffodils and coal being dumped on them while Max Boyce tells them jokes?
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1 hour ago, Decimus said:
This poor man's Punkape act is getting tiresome, change the fucking record and develop a persona of your own, you bobby-blowing cuntbag.
With all due respect, fuck off.
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1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:
You really are a fucking spastic. I bet you couldn't even point Cape Verde out on a map. Then again, you're are a scouser so any skills of any kind except burglary and selling smack is too much to hope for.
I Googled ‘where do skint dense cunts go on holiday’ and, guess what came up, tramp?
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56 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
A character who divides opinion, some say it's all car and not driver and those who know about F1 say different as it's the driver and the car. What is not in doubt is his ability as an F1 driver, and he is without doubt one the greatest F1 drivers of all time. He is also the greatest British sportsman of all time, but he also has the ability to be the biggest hypocrite of all time and sound like cunt. What a talented man.
Fuck off.
Even stronger skunk tonight OCR?
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36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Phil Taylor. 16 individual world titles. Unmatched in any other competitive sport/game.
Hamilton's F1 career is secondary to his true vocation, which is being an attention seeking, sympathy mongering, black supremacist fucking shitcunt. James Hunt would have put the wanker into a wall at 180 mph, and got his girlfriend pregnant before the paramedics had found his head. Lol.
Out of likes...mañana.
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10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
You, Raasclaat and Saucepants should get together and discuss who has the shiniest Gulfstream.
Even the Gulfstream gives Cape Verde a wide berth...that’s why the water’s freezing there. A shithole for serfs.
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Des O’Goner.
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I’m a nonentity.....publicly humiliate me.
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It won’t be either CB...they’re both on a bespoke luxury all inclusive holiday-of-a-lifetime in Cape Verde.