Old Chap Raasclaat

Oh dear Eddie, I think I've hit a nerve with you more like. What marriage are you on now? How many have failed due to you being an absolute bore of a cunt judging by your responses. You keep calling me an old poof which is not true, what is true is that your obviously limited talent on here is being exposed and all you can say is old poof. Retire with some dignity and spend more time trying to be a better husband you sad cunt.

Eddie I've looked at your profile and considering you've been here for almost 6 years that response is terrible. You have obviously been riding the wave of others glory and have little talent in saying spiteful words, perhaps it's time for your retirement as you really need to ask yourself 'What am I contributing'. I will light a candle in memory of you this evening and then give it to Witheredscrote for his Geese afterwards.

You make that statement and then have the nerve to ask me that. You sick fucker, stay in France you are not wanted back here. Weirdo.

Morning Eddie, how you doing? I have actually got a girlfriend you know. I'm going to dump her soon as I live in two places and I struggle to keep to my commitments with regards to meeting her. I'm hardly old at 42 am I, how old are you then? Have you had a hip replacement yet? You seem upset with me Eddie.

Nice to meet you Witheredscrote, are you a French cunt, an expat cunt or simply a stupid fucking cunt?

Super lemon haze. Lovely.

I'm Baron Samedi, I cannot die and I'm over 200 years old so yes I have some old mate's.

Sounds like you want to get married one day and fair enough if that's what you want.

My mate had the vaccine and apart from the television turning on when he walks past it, him being able to type on a windows pc without touching the keyboard and whenever he sees Bill Gates on the TV he stands up and says 'I will obey' it works fine.

Who are you old bill? What's with all the questions you creepy cunt.

No it's not, the statistics speak for themselves. Most marriages fail and most married men are more likely unhappy and eyeing up a new younger model. I won't make the committment as I love the women to much to commit to one. I guess you are married? Don't worry, when I'm next fucking my current Mrs I'll give her some for you.

I went to dear old @Frank restaurant as you mentioned and Frank was walking around saying 'Im such a cunt'. We sorted everything out and we get along now.

Evening Eddie, nah never been married. I'll wait another 20 years or so when I need a woman to clean up etc and keep me company. Until then I'll happily go in and out of relationships. There are so many sexy women out there it would be shame not to try and get together with as many as possible. I leave getting married and becoming a miserable cunt untill much later.

I'm 42 and I'll probably get married in 25 years time as I'll need a lady to keep me company and wash, clean and iron my clothes. Most marriages fail these days and I am not only thinking of the sex, it's also about the arguing etc and having to live in the same house as a woman you don't love or get on with anymore. Marriages years ago used to last decades usually because if the married couple separated it brought shame on them, these days that isn't the case hence why there are so many divorces. I'll stay happily single thanks until I need a lady around my house.

I've been trying to buy foil everywhere but all the conspiracy theorists have panic bought all of the foil up. I bought some rum instead.

You seriously believe Covid 19 is going to go away? The so called vaccine isn't proven to stop you catching or spreading the Kung Flu so it not really a vaccine is it? It limits the effects of Covid 19. Also I heard some scientist on the radio saying there are 4000 mutations of the Kung Flu and that's the ones they know about, some new variants are making the 'vaccine' efficacy questionable. It's part of the flu family of viruses apparently so like the flu all the old cunts will getting their top ups each year forever I bet which is going to be a nice earner for the big pharmaceutical companies. So no Covid 19 is here to stay I reckon.

Sorry for the late reply Eddie...I have only got in from a 120 mile drive which was non essential. Whilst I admire your loyalty I am of the opinion that if I'm not happy in a relationship then I will leave it, life's too short to be in a boring, sexless marriage for the sake of doing the right thing as some might expect. You may call it weak, I call it being strong and having the bollocks to make sure you are happy. I didn't nominate Captain Tom either you stupid thick kunt it was someone else, I called you out for your over the top, dramatic snowflake reaction to someone having a laugh. As for spreading the virus, the useless Government have done a good enough job of that by letting cunts in on planes from all over the world up until recently but I guess you like to blame the bloke in the street. I don't know your wife so I can't ask her anything, but I'm guessing you've been married more than once you soppy cunt. Good evening by the way.

Yes although I do sometimes like his willingness to call out snowflake behaviour he still acts like a fucking dictator on his shite ITV platform. His perceived power has gone to his fat red faced head, the cunt.

Weak cunts... They are found everywhere these days and although the list is endless I shall highlight some that annoy me the most. Men who get married and even more so the ones who get married more than once are total bellends. The type of cunts who proudly say 'She's the boss' and 'I do as I'm told' it's not funny you cunts and all it does is confirm you are a weak, scared to be on your own cunt. They then wank themselves to death because the wife stopped having sex after getting married, yet they are too weak to do the right thing and leave the cow, even though she's turned into a fat, moaning cunt who is never satisfied. People who act like sheep and follow the latest 'right thing to do'. If it's not 'clapping the NHS' then it's having a go at somebody who dares to say something that goes against the expected response...like some of the people on here who got upset because someone dared to say something about Captain Tom. And finally the gullible and naive who believe that this Covid bollocks is going to go away now we have the non 'vaccine'. These are usually the same old miserable cunts who stand by their window watching how many people the young couple have over their house on a saturday night. 'Here Mavis, that flash bastard has had at least five friends round, I'm calling the police'. We need non weak cunts to get us out of this pandemic and all the cunts in power seem to be weak as fuck and cannot say or do the right thing because they are scared of being politically incorrect. And for any cunt who predictably says this is a weak nomination why not write your own up instead of sitting on the sidelines criticising nominations. If you've been here for ages it doesn't mean you cannot put a shift in. Yours sincerely Old Chap Raasclaat.

Han'sa di bombaclaat question.

Caribbean or African?

Chill-de 'fuck out'-Harold man.

Are you a blackie Harold?

I was thinking I would like to visit Dublin...that famous city founded by Vikings. I may pop over Covid and Brexit permitting, if they say no I could always get a dinghy. Had an Irish bird years ago, she was beautiful.

Panzermurphy, what is your opinion on the EU's behaviour regarding vaccinations and generally acting like a load of spoilrd, bullying cunts?