Old Chap Raasclaat

1 hour ago, Frank said:

You’ve brought this on yourself, raasclaat. Some of your shit might stick to our weaker (Ape) members, but it won’t wash with me. IP addresses are not entirely accurate but since the recent introduction of the Proper2000 syncromat, I can more or less pin-point the street. You’ve been warned. 

So what are you going to do Frank, come round and throw Feta at me. You fat cunt, I can walk faster than you can run. 

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Frank is everywhere.

I though Frank and I had made up after I went to his restaurant. He is obviously pissed because I never paid the bill, what did he expect the food was shite.

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

The man is a 40 something childless bender, obese to boot. I don’t think he leaves mothers house very often let alone drive a car. I too want him dead. 

Dear oh dear Eddie, you are now reduced to begging Frank for help, you prat. How did it come to this Eddie, retirement beckons old boy. Despite your dismal efforts to argue with me I'm still here ready to have it out with you. Useless cunt. 

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

I know where you live. 

Reported again you thick bastard. 

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

I won’t engage with you, raasclaat.. you’re too thick. Refrain. 

Are you going to take back your vile comment Frank?

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

As a fellow Londoner, you’ll agree the hard shoulder-less section of the Smart motorway just outside of London is not the brightest of ideas. However, I sincerely hope that when you next find yourself heading west on the M3... broken down and loaded with the entire raasclaat offspring, a great fucking truck wipes the lot of you out.

Frank you thick cunt the M4 goes west the M3 goes south west. You are not only a bitter, fat cunt but also a twisted one. 

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

As a fellow Londoner, you’ll agree the hard shoulder-less section of the Smart motorway just outside of London is not the brightest of ideas. However, I sincerely hope that when you next find yourself heading west on the M3... broken down and loaded with the entire raasclaat offspring, a great fucking truck wipes the lot of you out.

Do you live near Moscow road Queensway Frank. Great Greek supermarket there.

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

As a fellow Londoner, you’ll agree the hard shoulder-less section of the Smart motorway just outside of London is not the brightest of ideas. However, I sincerely hope that when you next find yourself heading west on the M3... broken down and loaded with the entire raasclaat offspring, a great fucking truck wipes the lot of you out.

Reported.

24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You do go on. What about the electric dildo that keeps you alive every evening?

I try most of the time to actually stick to the topic Chill out Harold. You seem to be an extremely disturbed individual, I worried there may be a shortage of your mental tablets due to Brexit and all that, are you ok Chill out Harold?

9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Keep showing concern and I'll chip in for a new walking frame with a built in seat so you can catch your breath going up two steps. 

Chill out Harold, it's really is getting sad witnessing this brave but stupid fight against your inevitable death. It seems you are the one thing that unifies the cunts on here in that we all want you fuck off.

15 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I can see a future where people are nagged by the voices of their smart watches to tell them to drink less or change their diet.  Or where your car reports you to the police for speeding.  I am not a Luddite, but when it comes to cars, I really do think we were better off when they didn't have computers embedded in, and anyone with basic knowledge could fix them when they broke down.  I know someone who has been without their car for weeks, because the fault developed couldn't be diagnosed by regular mechanics, all because of unnecessary onboard circuitry making things ridiculously over complicated.  

I agree completely. I was going too fast in my car recently and started aquaplaning so I slowed down...only for the computer to tell me I was aquaplaning. You then have the parking aids, camera's etc and it's like you don't have to have much driving ability anymore. It's almost like they are trying to bring in driverless cars...they wouldn't would they?

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

DC it never ceases to amaze me the vast difference between some siblings. There’s Mrs C, dressed up to the nines, trim and athletic with a fantastic rack.. wonderful eclectic musical tastes and a extraordinary mind. Then you’ve got the sister.. a skank grossly overweight toothless fucking pig wearing a smart watch, and the brain of a King Billy. 

Would you like to see my Alden collection?

I think we all know which sister you would end up with then. You greasy fucking bellend.

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Excellent nom. Long overdue. The add on. The marketing ploy. The same old Mr and Mrs Peloton shit made in China then shuved down people's throats in a never ending barrage of tv advertising showing the most dislijeable sweaty nadty mean faced cunts you could imagine stenchinf the living or bedsit out with their amateur spinning sessions. Fucking spinning - as old as the fucking houses. (Don't get me going on this) 

One Peloton adv shows a mixed race family all jumping on and off the fucking plastic pony taking up half a tiny spare-cum-study-small bedroom all fucking competing with each other like hamsters in a cage with the teenage boy squealing out a song his mom seems to appreciate like a dying pig. (Donna getta mia going onna this one) 

I bought a fucking smartwatch as a Crimbo pressie for someone who liked walking their arse off every day. I thought it would tell them how far they walked. They already knew. Used twice. Lying in drawer. Junk. (Bollocks) 

The birds on those Peloton machines look like the sort of cunts who are frozen stiff from the waist down with nothing in the way of tits. All veggie slimfast meals and look but don't touch iffiness. 

Fuck off you slags. 

Chill out Harold, I don't know where to start with this...you are beginning to show serious signs of severe paranoia and mental deterioration. I know typing on here is better than talking to yourself but try to make some fucking sense you utter piece of cunt.

40 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Its a bit like the hair on the back of your hand.

Have you taken your mental tablets today? And I don't mean the Hormone replacement ones. 

21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Your girlfriends mate? Yes, of course it was. I bet your girlfriends got a smartwatch and suffers RSI of the wrist from all the 10 mile walking she's doing with other men.

Good old Cunty BigBollox coming on to help out @Eddie the bellend. You may be right though and I've wanted to dump her for ages anyways but due to lockdown she has been worth keeping on. Lockdown is a nightmare when it comes to finding a new bit of fanny don't you think? How are you getting on? Still fucking the same old yeasty, fishy cunt for the last 10 years? Use lockdown as an excuse to get some fresh meat old boy. 

19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Your girlfriends mate? Yes, of course it was. I bet your girlfriends got a smartwatch and suffers RSI of the wrist from all the 10 mile walking she's doing with other men.

Reported. 

9 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

I saw something the other day where some loon spent 250 notes on a digital toaster, it just toasts bread literally, it can't suck you off or do your tax rebate, just toast. For 250. Mind blown. 

He can probably control it from an App, set the cooking time and have the toast ready in the morning. Let's hope it electrocutes the bastard.

2 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

Fucking stupid idea, have to be in range of your phone to use them so your going to be carrying both, are you then realistically going to make a phone call from your watch like a shit 70s bond villain when you could just use the phone? No you are not. Sling the cunt in the nearest canal and if your thinking about buying a digital toaster, sling yourself in aswell. 

*sent from huawei smart toaster*

This 'smart' technology has gotten out of hand. Smart this and smart that simply for the sake of it, all to please gays, cunt teenagers and women who should be doing the housework etc. My girlfriend told me her mate was wanking her bloke off (whilst wearing a 'smart' watch) and it congratulated her afterwards for walking 10 miles or something. Useless shite for technology obsessed cunts.

8 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

People that call them furbabys. Subhuman scum. 

Plenty of those rich women have them where I live in London, it's worse when you see some man walking a little rat dog...these 'men' really need a kick in the bollocks. It's hard to believe all dogs are descended from Wolves when you see some of the horrors walking around on four legs...I blame @ChildeHarold.

6 minutes ago, Eddie said:

What is your body to fat ratio? 

What's yours? For someone with a transbender Avatar, and has asked me if I'm married and about my body and keeps calling me a poof I'm beginning to wonder if you're a bender. Creepy cunt. 

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

What is your body to fat ratio? 

Well you should know Eddie, you already seem to know a lot about me. 

43 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fat, 40 year old virgin, lives with his mum. Get on a diet or even the Thai brides won’t be interested...

Seriously Eddie if all you are going to do is call me a 40 year old virgin everyday then you have not only let this fued of ours down, but you've also let yourself down Eddie. What are you going to do about it Eddie? Are you going to actually say something or keep derailing threads and say the same shite. Is this all you've got Eddie?

9 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fat, 40 year old virgin, lives with his mum. Get on a diet or even the Thai brides won’t be interested...

Reported for derailing. 

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fat, 40 year old virgin, lives with his mum. Get on a diet or even the Thai brides won’t be interested...

Evening Eddie, I'm made a mistake I'm actually 76 stone. Are you still upset with me Eddie? I've really pissed you off haven't I, which is it your three failed marriages or the fact you're under manners at home and get your ass kicked. Let it go Eddie, it's not my fault your miserable.  

55 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

It's a proper battle of the spacktards on her tonight. 

Whose 'her'