Old Chap Raasclaat

7 hours ago, Frank said:

I’ve just bought a pair in all four colours.

Did you really, Frank? How about a picture to prove it, or are you full of shit. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

I don’t know what it is. Unless you can provide a link, I’m not interested. 

I’ll tell you something, Raasters. I’ve recently picked up some sort of gum sole fetish. Any plimsolls (sneakers) with a gum sole, and I’m like, like a child in a sweet shop. Lol. 

Allow me to introduce you to the Tèppa from Velasca. They’ve got a lovely little boutique on Chiltern street in Marylebone, and I’ve just bought a pair in all four colours. I don’t know anyone in their fifties who gets it right every time like me. 

https://uk.velasca.com/products/teppa-ts

Frank, you senile idiot, you've tried the Gum sole/Plimsoll 'gotcha' a while ago. 

Anyways, they don't look too bad to be honest. The blue ones being my particular favourite, the brown ones look like you've had your feet up @Witheredscrote's arsehole. Awful. 

22 minutes ago, Frank said:

Don't underestimate the love and affection you receive from the kind-hearted morons on here, Withers. Probably more love than you've encountered in a lifetime. You'd certainly get an earful of my dick if we ever met.

Get a grip.. Raasters is an unconscious fucking van driver.

Frank, I've recently bought a Frame rain jacket in a stand out colour... and I was wondering what you thought about it?

4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

You've just consigned the entire  Italian population to a life of homosexuality. Fucking middleclass cunts ruin everything .Cunt establishments in Blackheath  charging 20 quid for a glorifried  fry up .There was a greasy spoon in Bethnal Green years back .The food after a session the night before was a life saver .I sat opposite mad Frankie  Fraser in there one Sunday morning  .He sat looking at me with menace .Although he was a real old man dressed immaculately , he still  frightened  me half to death .

He could tell you were a fucking cunt, that's why. Why would you admit to being scared of some midget, has been gangster on here anyways? 

You fucking idiot. 

16 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance  ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery,  tomatoes , Basil,  thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little  bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. 

Your Bolognese must be shit because you can't even spell it properly. Lol.

I bet you're the type of cunt who puts overcooked spaghetti on the plate and then puts the Bolognese in the middle, aren't you? You really are making even more of a cunt of yourself than normal, elc. Bolognese? A Bolognese recipe on Cunts Corner? 

I was busy last week and left you half plucked, I'll finish the plucking over the next week or so and then you'll be ready for the pot. 

7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I think it should be Hermaphrodite  musician .Is the leader board important or is the leader just bored?That question is always asked just before a revolution. 

 

Shut up you cunt.

On 25/04/2024 at 19:18, ClitWestwood said:

Hang on...is this Oldchapsarsecrack? lol lol

 

 

I agree, Wales is a beautiful place, unfortunately, it's mostly full of backward dressing, mullet haired, phlegm speaking bellends like yourself. I'll visit Wales whenever I want (traced some distant ancestors back to Wales) and go wherever I want. You've been too scared to come to London your whole life, you big fucking girl Lol. You're still too scared now. 

I've got a feeling you still live at home with Mum and Dad, dont you? Lol.

Now, go and sit on your nearest hill, wave your Welsh flag and try to convince yourself your life isn't shit. 

You Visit Wales promoting, never had a girlfriend wanker. 

2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Err , no . Just Who the fuck  are you to make demands you pathetic little twat of a cunt.

 

Did some dribble come out of your mouth as you wrote that? 

6 hours ago, Frank said:

I don’t know how on earth you’ve managed to garner 35 likes in the past few days. I won’t question it. Besides, consistency is key and only the monthly LB figures are relevant. 

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

 

I've noticed you pair cunts topping the leaderboard lately... which has clearly gone to your stupid heads, hasn't it? A failed musician Hermaphrodite and a failed half dead French 'Racing Driver' strutting round like own the fucking gaff... No, it's not on. 

Considering you both eat the sweetcorns out each others shit, it would be no shock to discover the pair of you manipulating the leaderboard, if I could be bothered to check. 

Give it a fucking rest and fuck off.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Surely you mean the flu .

Shut up you cunt. 

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I despair, you touchy cunt.

I'm annoyed you didn't turn up for the jerk chicken on Harrow road, Withers. Cost me a fortune to add the arsenic to yours. 

13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Lighten up.

Reported. 

13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Funny that's exactly what you said to me.  You're a very welcomng sort of fellow aren't you.   Do you have a doormat with "Fuck Off" on it.   Or a machine gun tower near the front door?   Razor blades on the letter box?   A hidden snake pit on the garden path?   Do you hide up a tree in a leopard skin thong and pelt visitors with coconuts while crying out "I am Tarzan Lord of the Jungle?"  🤔 

After a long spell of uncertainty, I've decided to give you another chance, Harold. Although your clearly off your fucking nut and costing the NHS a fortune in mental health costs you're alright. @and on the other hand is a no good, wrong'un cunt. Now, you listen, and you listen good, I'll dealing with him on my own way and would appreciate you keeping out of it, is that understood? 

46 minutes ago, and said:

Re. Does Anybody Seriously Think $65 billion Will Help Ukraine Win?

I guess it depends what they do with it.

If they spent it on a bomb/missile that targeted, and obliterated, Putin and the Kremlin, it's money well spent!

Oh, you're back, unfortunately. I thought (and hoped) you were dead or killed yourself. Whatever time you've had away has not improved your output has it? Spend it on a bomb and get rid of Putin and the Kremlin? Thanks for stating the obvious but I doubt even the US could pull that off, so it'll likely never happen. While it's nice to see you actually comment on the subject, as opposed to @ing Wolfie, DC, Decs and myself in nearly all of your comments with utterly shite insults, it's reminded me of how awful a contributor you really are. 

You're a thick cunt, with no humour whatsoever and are clearly only hanging around like a bad smell (Shit, lol) because you know everyone (apart from Pen) wants you dead. 

Do yourself a favour and fuck off. 

48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Scotty says he can give me all she's got but it might damage the main generators at Warp Speed 10.  Fuck Scotty. 

Haven't got a clue what you're on about, Harold. 

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Can I ask you a personal question?  I no longer find peas very digestible.  They fuck up my bowel movements.   Do you have this problem?  Or am I just pea sensitive?   Vegetables are good.... for animals like cows with three stomachs. 

Try the carnivore diet for a month and move to the Keto diet if you can't stick to it. 

Stable blood sugar levels, work harder for longer and you don't shit and fart all the time. The modern diet is shite, designed to feed the masses. 

If that all fails, swallow a kilo of salt and go for a run. 

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Fuck me , predictable and boring describes you perfectly .You have to be the biggest yawn on the site .

It's elc, following me around the site with his shite retorts. I've really upset you, haven't I? You stupid weakling. Lol.

Listen, I might wind you up some more tomorrow, if I can be arsed, now until then be quiet and fuck off. 

5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Rice and peas? 

No, carbs are bad for you... I limit mine to 10% of my intake. 

4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Wow - this is spectacular. 

I've not even read it, Ape. I've no doubt the posting a new nomination obsessed idiot could have simply said whatever he's written (if you can call it that) on an existing thread. 

He must be on at least 100 nominations now, the thick cunt.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too!

 

After examining the footage, he should be disqualified immediately. He is technically double hitting the Cue ball, he brings it back with his upper lip first and then hits it with his chin, this also gives the cue ball more momentum than simply using his chin alone. 

Anyways, any predictions or things to look forward to, Frank?

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

As our Vikings, under Harold, went up to kick the shit out of the other viking mob, those sneaky fucking frogs snuck in by the back door. It would be a different country if it wasn't for those pesky Normans. 

The French are fucking useless, the Normans weren't actually French anyways. Descended from the Northmen (hence the name Normans) and lead by King Rollo, they were formidable. Played a major role in the Crusades also, top geezers from lowly/poor origins who didn't let their background affect their ambition and gave France a rare victory against the English. 

They inspire me.

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Are you running today?

Nah, long distance running is for weedy little cunts, not a 100+ kilo weighing strapping lad like me. Bedsides, it gives me sweaty bollocks... I'm sure you know all about that. 

29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Only from his anus, after a bad jerk chicken dinner.

There is so much more to Jamaican food than Jerk seasoning, Withers. Next time you venture out of Basildon, I mean France, send me a PM. We could meet up on Harrow road and get some Caribbean food, I might even listen to your tales of your failed racing career in the 1940s. 

Fuck off.

31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Come on OCR, he has a point. Its fucking dull and annoying.  The woman he's talking about isn't half has grating as  Terry Yorath's beaky daughter, who seems to be on every fucking sports programme.  

You're right, CG. I think he's talking about butch dyke Clare Balding. Harold is a mad cunt (and possibly a bit gay) but I'm beginning to understand him. The marathon is a massive pile of shit, the BBC who don't have a lot of popular sport to show due to Sky etc always make a song and dance about whatever crumbs there are able to show... Women's football being another example. Now, If the BBC had Lee McKenzie (Channel 4 F1 presenter with a nice Scottish accent) presenting the Marathon I'd be an instant fan. 

On 17/04/2024 at 20:28, entitled little cunt said:

Reported to whom exactly ? There are a few millennial types on the site who in their eagerness to stamp the authority they believe they have over others state they have reported a particular  comment they find not to their liking .

What they actually forget is that they send reams  of verbal shite themselves that elicits a response. They then have some weird moral masturbation moment and report .Its fucking hilarious .Fucking weirdos. I'm aware there's some normal types who state it because it's actually funny in its pomposity .I'm not on about them.I'm on about the silly cunts who believe they'll get a person banned from the site. OK report this .I hate all fucking religious freaks , Christians,  fucking Islamist's, the  fucking lot of em , even fucking Buddhist's.I think those arriving on the coast in small boats are illegals .They are not fucking migrants , they are not asylum seekers , they're not even the new seekers , they are fucking illegals and should be sent packing back to that short cunt Macron.Climate change is Bollox.I love petrol , the sound of it , the smell of it .Everything about it .A bloke in a dress with a cock is a bloke .When a gay announces he or she is gay they expect a fucking round of applause .I dont give a fuck where they're sticking it as long as its not in me so they can fuck off as well.

So fucking report me you bunch of spineless, tatty  cunts .The problem is that you've all become fearfull of what you think is authority .If experion say you're a point down those under 45 shit themselves .It's all fucking bollocks, all of it .John lydon speaks more sense than any politition or cunt  arsehole conformist  lecturer. Ever get the feeling you're been cheated .

 

Dear oh dear, me 'Reporting' your the other day clearly hasn't annoyed you has it, elc? This 'Nomination' sums you and your pathetic existence here up perfectly, passing judgement on members that contribute far more than you ever could and talking about which members are normal and not normal. You big fucking girl, lol. 

You then perform to the cheap seats by ranting about the usual immigration, oil protester shite. You have nothing to offer, no void to fill here and are making even more of a cunt of yourself each day... that is hilarious. 

You are the easiest person to wind up here and you dont even know it. You utter fucking spastic and bellend to boot. 

Lol.