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Good evening Eric - it's the longest day of the year. A Midsummer Night's Dream. Cannot get rid of the italic. Love ProfB xxx

She was thanking ProfB for my very generous tip, when I noticed her eyebrows resembled 2 baby anorexic ginger caterpillars. I thought, that’s not a good look, I think the corner has QUESTIONED various people’s eyebrows before. Why do they pluck? It’s not the 70s Love ProfB xxx

Yes she does.

I googled, the bike one is Jimmy Hill, Savile was clunk click - oops. Where are you from Eric? I think Jimmy Savile quotes aren't that fashionable these days - because he groped?

Are your Scottish Erique or am I vodded on the passionfruit flavoured absolute vodka - I got the last bott Morries had - £15.99, whereas waitrose want me to fork out £20.50 - they take the piss out of the pissed 😳 Big Kazza, my bestie plans to get a motorbike (she losing weight on those slimming injection things), I have a motorcycle licence, I passed my test yonks back - looks like I will be her pillion, once she passes her test - she's gonna have to manoeuvre her motorbike around cones. She passed her moped test on her 17th b-day, so not a total notive on two wheels. I think her latest man, Bri the plumber is behind it, as he has a superbike (Lime green). So onwards & upwards & to quote Jimmy Saville - think once, think twice, think motorbike ok

Hi there everyone! Love ProfB xxx

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I love Eric XXXXXXXXXX Eric I love xxxxxxxxXXXXxxxx He's soo honest & tells it like it is Team ERIC XXXX

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UK hot weather forecast: 90F blistering Spanish heatwave to roast Britain in DAYS. Read that at Daily Express online Sat 11th, I think their astrologer Rubbish Grant predicted it. & VLADIMIR PUTIN was given "urgent medical assistance" for an unknown illness earlier this week, Kremlin insiders have claimed. He’s been cursed. Funny how we can post about Putin on the corner, but not Bec*ham - Mrs Roots deletes it. Mind you, I never post anything complimentary about him, because I don’t like him & his tats & never will. Even my bestie Big Kazza says he looks like a twat. Big Kazza is out on another date, she told me all I needed to know about ‘JAMES’ who she was with last night. It's Bri tonight - a plumber. Love ProfBxxx

SORRY. xxx

Depends on the drink more like - Women's vod - Passionfruit one. Sometimes I tip a good dollop of cider vinegar into my p-fruit vod & turn it into 4 thieves vinegar - it has quite a kick does the cider v. Love ProfB xxx

This is true.

Big Kazza is very sociable, people find her easy to talk too - & despite being big, she is a 'looker' - I am shy & talk rubbish in company, so it's me & my passionfruit vod. I hope big Kazza 'spills' re James.... & tells me everything. He might have a mate for me? Love ProfB xxx

I am online, as my bestie, Big Kazza is out on a date, with a 'James' (bearded) - so just me & my women's vod then... not so bad. Watching 'that's 60s' on 'that's TV' on my TV...The Beach Boys - God Only Knows 1966? Good evening everyone, I hope you have been enjoying the sunshine? Love ProfB xxx

He's smart, witty & not sarcastic - the lowest form of wit like you plug hole face. Love ProfB xxx

Fanny farts:

NO. Forum viewers can tell you are an insane old 🦇 & ProfB is lovable. XXX PS & you are really an unhinged bloke.

Yes, I enjoy reading 👑 Billy's posts, he can be hilarious. He's chilled & rarely gets hot under the collar. You used to be Penelope dead, now alive - what's the difference, you are still a total bore.

🤭 👑 Billy is soo funny xxx

No, jesus no:

I have a bumper crop of broad beans growing: beans contain raffinose, a type of fibre that can lead to digestive problems - that means your bum hole explodes.

WIND speed? fart speed? I live next door to a couple of old farts. Love ProfB xxx PS fanny farts, 👑 Billy knows all about them.