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🤔 Hmmm. Can't say I've read about that, would you care to put @Cuntybawsblood pressure through the roof by expanding on it?

I'm a little older than you, Eric. I still get a froth on at the thought of Diana Dors in a negligee 😳😂😂

Jane Fonda in Barbarella. I'll say no more.

Ah, those balmy summer days with Tiswas on Saturday mornings. Chris Tarrant, when he was funny..... Lenny Henry, likewise.... Sally James 😍😍

Gypps, until recently I'd always assumed that Gypie Mayo came from a gypsy background, hence the nickname. But I read a piece the other day that suggests Lee Brilleaux coined the name because Mayo was constantly slightly ill, or as Brilleaux put it, "gyppy". Were you aware of this?

The surprising thing to me on that site is the huge recent decline in population growth. There's got to be something going on there, perhaps there's something in @Eric Cuntman 's theory about food packaging after all.

If we're making recommendations, you might like to ask your GP for a Shipman Special. It's a painless injection, you'd be the perfect candidate for it.

Can you imagine the call to arms by the Cock from Crewe? "Send help at once, a woman is under attack....well, I say woman....." The sound of hooves over the horizon heralds the arrival of a spindly legged freak on an off-white charger, wielding his trusty kebab skewer and a Rocky video. It's all rather sad.

You're preaching to an empty room Judge. Major was banned yesterday for a year.

You forgot the @.

I'm feeling generous.

Christ on a bike, she actually is getting worse. I didn't think that was possible.

I'm at that age Baws. They do.

Don't hold your breath for any escalation of said feud, I no longer see anything pen posts unless someone quotes it. And to quote Kool and the Gang, that's the way (uh huh, uh huh) I like it. 👍👍

Camberwell Gypsy's career as Sports Correspondent at Woman's Own was a brief but happy one.

I think you may have identified the leak, DC. 🤔😒

Good lad. 👍👍

You're part of the "Make Pen Seem Good" team aren't you, whistled up to lower the bar to ground level. Fuck off back to Frank's sock drawer, retard.

You're on the fucking ball alright, replying to a post from 2015. Imbecile.

How's that working out, Major? 🤔😂

You'll be telling me next that you have a perm.

FFS. 😒😄

I live just across the water from the IOW Southern, and they are squawking blue murder at the moment. None of the fuckers can move because house prices are through the roof there, Londoners and home counties refugees buying holiday homes for top dollar and pricing the locals out of the market.

Be reasonable. How else could the country afford hotels, homes and benefits for the stream of migrants crossing the Channel every day?

Major, are you aware of Eric's recent confession to imitating the deft (or depending on your point of view, cackhanded) gearchange manoeuvre used by the sweeney? 🤔