Ok, joking aside, I want some serious opinions here and this is the obvious thread to ask on.
So a batch of family totalling 8 plus their 4 dogs rock up at our gaff shortly after midday yesterday. We started the meal at 1pm. Finished by around 3:30 latest. Cups of tea, more drinks and a few cakes around 6pm. 4 of the cunts actually fell asleep. I went upstairs for a nap, making my apologies as I'd been up working on a cruise ship since 6am, which they were aware of. I'd assumed by the time I came downstairs they'd have left.
They finally went on their way just before 11:30pm. They were invited for lunch. Is it just me, or do any of my fellow cunts here think that's entirely unreasonable? What would be a proper time to fuck off home? I was on the verge of texting my neighbour to bang on the door with some invented emergency when they finally left.
And frank, I apologise for my slight tetchiness last night, but as you can see from the above I had good reason to be a bit niggly.