scotty

I'm currently sitting in a pub dribbling over the female chorus of the welsh national opera deccs. Neil would be wanking himself into oblivion, fucking hell they have some lungs on them, it really shouldn't be allowed. I don't think I've seen less than a 42dd yet.

Oh, I don't know. I managed to crack one out over that stocking pic she posted.

So here I am killing time while spotters bunch of taff operatic cunts are finishing their recit call, and all I can find is snatch and roops bickering. I might as well join in.

Just get it fucked, will you. She can't talk with a cock in her mouth.

Will you two just get a room and have done with it. Christ on a fucking bike.

There was a protest against 4x4s in paris a few years ago. Some group was going round and finding parked ones and letting the tyres down, then if the car was also sparkling clean they had buckets of mud and paintbrushes. They'd also printed off spoof parking tickets saying "this is what it's supposed to look like", or "why do you need a tractor in the champs elysée?" etc. I was quietly impressed with that, fair play to them.

After the divorce, a reporter asked Paul McCartney if he'd ever go down on one knee again. "Probably not," he replied. "And please call her Heather."

Sadly, it's also very true.

Tell you what gypps, I'll give fionn a good seeing to while you nick their cars. We'll split the profits.

It wasn't you that banned her, it was whoever had the username "admin" and obviously was able to ban her. I seem to recall she made some innocuous comment, but ended it with "by the way admin, fuck off." Admin replied that he would return a donation she'd made and then ban her from posting again.

That was hague, wasn't it? I remember thinking I wouldn't mind a shot on fionn if hague was too busy knobbing his male assistant.

Come off it spotts, we all know about taffy inbreeding. I bet nobody from outside your village could tell any of you apart.

I can't remember for sure whether she'd been married or not, but I seem to recall her referring to an ex husband? Perhaps she'd once been a chubby bride.

Catwoman got banned, didn't she? I seem to recall a post where she told admin to fuck off, he got a strop on and handed her a permaban.

Believe it or not ding, apparently as a youngster I did actually sign The Pledge. That worked out brilliantly.

Isn't somersby that crap churned out by carling? Fucking hell luke, you must have been desperate. At least get some stowford or thatchers gold in. Plus in addition to my post in the sex education department, I'd like to be treasurer and also run the bar. I believe I can bring a great deal to both positions.

"It's a bit icy out there," said my wife. "Any chance you could give my boots a clean before I go out?" The leather hasn't come up too well, but you should see the shine on those soles.

Good lad, that's more like it.

What I was cuddling last night probably had plankton for supper.

Fucksake. Will you lot stop fucking squabbling and post some sicki or sicki-type jokes? That was the only point of this thread. And roops, stickers is a cunt but he's a funny one and he's right to point out that posters are likely to share a particular sense of humour with others and consequently click the like button more often on them than others they don't find particularly amusing. It's not a circle jerk as you so eloquently describe. I tend to find that jock refugee baws funnier than anyone else here, but I don't actually wank over his posts.

I was laying back relaxing when my wife walked into the room. "Why haven't you taken off your clothes and shoes?" she asked. "Because I didn't feel like it," I replied. "How much have you had to drink?" she said. "What's with all the fucking questions?" I snapped. "Can't you see I'm having a bath?"

Tell that to alan carr, graham norton, julian clary, steven fry, and the rest of the television troupe of professional shirtlifters.

....I fart in your general direction...

Good work scrotes. Just realised watching that clip that Wilko Johnson is on guitar. Fucking hell, what a band Dury put together there.

another sicki staple sneaked onto the corner for posterity. I seem to recall spotter posting this one.