scotty

So for tax purposes, you hold Con Dom status.

Sue Nami? Harry Kane?

No stereotyping here then, scrotes. You back from kangaroo land yet?

I thought you were in holland? I know where that is.

They'd already know gong. I meant why would anyone else want to.

Why would anyone know, or want to know where Belgium is?

My customer walked into the room at 10:59 today, and she sharply reminded me to keep quiet as she was going to observe two minutes silence come what may. That's the fastest rape I've ever managed.

I've done 28 years of my life stretch neil, and I'd say it's cost me more in the way of cold hard cash than any of the other perfectly reasonable commodities that you mention.

You always have to pay for it one way or another.

Am I the only one who saw the thread title and got all excited?

Whoever wrote it, and whoever performed it, it was absolute crap.

I saw one of your local lads the other day manky, john cooper clarke. He was fucking brilliant.

Yes, it was sally oldfield. But it's still shit.

Channel 4 has a documentary about this bunch of cunts right now. "Aldis supermarket secrets". Probably on the itv player.

Yes, and he'll want compo for that.

Still died though, didn't they. They might as well have croaked like maxwell, owing a fortune. €30bn isn't going to help them now, richest men in the graveyard.

Couldn't you afford a new house then, gobbler?

I fucking hate aldi. Really fucking hate them. It's a horrible chain, staffed by gruesome apologies for human beings, and patronised by the lowest level of humanity known to the uk.

That was you, was it? You heartless cunt, I was just getting settled for the night.

Spoken like a true jock. Don't worry about my plane getting bombed out of the sky, fuck that, what's the exchange rate?

Thats what these fuckwits don't seem to grasp, manky. 72 virgins sounds great, but for all eternity?? And why were they still virgins? I mean, to be fair, 72 would do me for quite a few lifetimes. But after the first few thousand years I'd probably be fucking sick of all of them.

Hardly surprising, is it. Children indoctrinated into almost any religion are likely to have also been given the indoctrination that theirs is the only "true" creed.

From your personal collection, baws?

alright scrotes, did you manage to extract a pint from the grasping claws of southerncunt?