scotty

Somehow wizz, I believe you.  

Joking apart, has anybody else here ever been to a bullfight?

Bawsy has a track of sex noises on his ipod, he says it makes it more exciting when he's having sex. Incidentally, he works in a morgue.

There was a photo somewhere of a bullfighter with the bulls horn rammed up through his bollocks and out of his stomach. I took a lot of pleasure from that, having been unfortunate enough to witness one of those horrible spectacles.

That's the point I'm making, Eddie. Staffies aren't especially likely to attack, but when they do they will cause immeasurably more harm than a normal domestic dog. Most dogs are physically incapable of seriously harming anyone, and don't have the same inbuilt instinct to do so.

This is the stock response, and it simply isn't true. The capacity to injure is on a completely different level with these breeds, which is why the government tried (and failed) to ban them years ago. Any dog can turn if provoked, sometimes for reasons that wouldn't occur to its owner. The difference is that a collie, greyhound, spaniel etc would inflict a bruise and then run away. Pitbulls and staffies are far more likely to attack in the first place; that's what they were bred for, there is no other reason for their existence. And once they do attack, their jaw mechanism clamps shut on its prey. We were out on a delivery once in a particularly shit area, and a bloke walking his chihauha on a lead had it attacked by a staffie which shot out onto the pavement. Five of us (including the staffies owner) couldn't get it to let go until someone suggested getting a crowbar between its jaws, it literally took that to get it off. The small dog was still alive (just), but torn to pieces.

Joking apart eddie, I detest these cunts. There have been several incidents round here recently of these scratters letting their attack dogs off the lead in parks and training them to attack other dogs. And outside the local church a few weeks back, a woman visiting her husbands grave had her spaniel killed by a staffie, the owner of which promptly legged it, laughing.

In other news, pope admits to catholic leanings and bear shits in woods.

All you need to know manky is that at least he isn't lenny fucking henry.

I can attest to that. He is an absolute fucking cunt of the first order, arrogance is not the word.

Consider that stolen.

I said exactly this when the lisping twat sneaked in ahead of his brother. The labour hierarchy did not want to win the last election, ed miliband was the bullet catcher they needed. If they'd been serious about getting straight back into power they would have put his brother in the hot seat.

What it boils down to db is that the press would destroy them for it, so they'd be fucked for a good few years politically. We need someone in power to stick their fucking neck out and do the right thing for once regardless of the political consequences.

Yes, she loves to be spanked with one.

Let's not pretend it was restricted to the bbc. Every cunt was at it.

He probably told her that he's happy, well-adjusted and loves his job.

That is actually impossible.

Well, that's my wank bank filled for a while.

When he was saints manager there was a wonderful moment in one of his live press conferences. One of the daily echo reporters asked him something about the game, something completely innocuous, and strachan got all arsey and said "you're the reporter that said I'd given my players a roasting at half time last weekend. " The reporter held his ground, smirked, and replied "how do you know, you told us you never read the papers." Strachan got visibly narked and said "someone told me about it, " and the reporter said "friend of yours, is he? " The rest of the press pack pissed themselves laughing, it was genuinely funny to watch. Fucking miserable little jock cunt, even if he did get us out of the shit that season.

You mean Pot Black.

Nobody's seen mine since I built that new patio.

Why would you be digging a hole in the backyard, southern? And on a side note, where has your mrs got to lately?

Ziggerycock?

Hodgson is a cocksucking, player-tapping-upping, 24 carat fucking cunt. I bet he pockets more player commissions than their agents do, he's the cunt who pushes for their transfers. "Pwemiership manager needing a few home gwown players for your squad? Want to unsettle some of your wivals? Talk to Woy!! Weasonable pwices, satisfaction guawanteed." Fucking owl faced cunt.

I'd be happy with a poltergeist that gave me an occasional blowjob, regardless of whether or not she dropped cornflakes on the worktop.