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Looks like franks bipolar is on the upswing. Funny how his last pathetic descent into maudlin self-pity on this thread wasn't long after the full moon, that seems to be an emerging pattern. If he ever takes his own advice and does away with himself, I'd like to get my money down on the two days either side of that, wonder if ladbrokes are running a book on it.

Right there, that's a shining example of the corner demographic. How many cunts under the age of 50 are likely to even know who Muttley was?? I bet Baws was like me, cracking one out to Penelope Pitstop at every juvenile opportunity. Happy times

I think you'll find that frank has finally displayed his true colours, rat.

Russell Brand deserves recognition for his contributions to comedy, literature, fashion, politics and philosophy. I'm hoping he'll soon get a title. Preferably "The Late".

You might get run over by a bus tomorrow Jacko. Go on, have a fag.

Snout wrong with that.

I think we have a suspect, Watson.

I'd of given it a fierce one back in the day Baws, she was really pretty before she blew her nose to pieces.

I'm surprised you've missed one quite this blatant, Jazz. Your antennae need honing.

Keep drinking as much of it as you can afford. Go without food, if necessary.

He made the textbook error of arriving blacked-up at Australian immigration for a laugh, so they shot him.

With those stubby little flippers where his arms ought to be, I'm guessing thalidomide.

Very true. Fat fuckers like that oughtn't to be allowed to own small dogs. That poor Chihuahua will wind up suffocated in one of their arse cracks.

Fucking hell cobra, you're getting a bit obsessive here. You're right though, I'd give it a fierce one. Fucking lovely piece of crackling, that.

How major managed to get into edwina curries knickers I will never understand. Family values, indeed... On the alan johnson thing, not sure I agree. He does appear on the surface to hold some principles, hasn't he already ruled himself out of the running to replace milibean? On a side note about that type of labour politico, my wife's nephew was shagging john denholms daughter for a year or two. Pretty hot piece according to the nephew, she's a redhead called rosie.

True, but at least that fucked over the south africans when he flogged them which I think was probably the point of the exercise. I'm not defending the cunt, he was about as effective as john major in that he fucked up almost everything he tried, but at least kept us out of the eurozone.

He fucked our pensions, and failed spectacularly to keep blair from dragging us into two invasions (despite trying to do so.) But never forget that if it wasn't for this miserable jock cunt we would now be in the euro, and for that fact alone I'm grateful to him.

My personal favourite was when the sexy authoress stayed on craggy island. Ted tried to slip her one but she decided to become a nun instead. Story of my fucking life, that is.

Which branch of tesco was this, keith? That security guard ought to get sacked for assault, the heartless cunt.

I'll have you know rat, I cooked something edible yesterday. And I didn't put in a mulled wine sachet.

I bet he avoids any mention of that other ugly talentless cunt, the one he married. At least she had the good sense to kick henry out into a travelodge, but she seems to have shrivelled up since then.

He was a cunt back then, and he's still a cunt now. He is also a cunt with no discernible redeeming features whatsoever.

The rest of it was pure 24 carat bollocks. All that oh so clever public school shite, barker was a cunt.

The self loathing ought only to kick in after you fantasise about her sister while your shagging the mrs. A bit of visual aid during a swift one off the wrist doesn't count. And sainsburys clientele usually need a bit of abuse if you're ever going to squeeze past their fat, aisle-cramming arses. Don't feel bad about it.

I wish I'd said that.