scotty

59 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

I've alwasys assumed that they're a front for something, like '70s chinkys and dodgy asian takeaways.

You've been watching too many 1970s films, HoC.

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

I will meet you all over danson park, Friday 8am. I will be using a long pitch fork thing and net, I suggest you all have a small Shield and short sword, fuck the lot of you.  

Reported.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Just take the advice HS and delete the fucking post. You’ll notice that even I apologised to Billy tonight for commenting about flogging my former Ukranian refugee to him to pimp out. As soon as he informed me that he’d married her I backed off. Rules is rules.

I'm out of likes for today DC, so you'll have to make do with a ScotCoin. 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Sorry I thought you told me to think carefully before answering. 

I refer you to my amended remark above, Bill. Fair play to you 👍👍😄

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Jesus you’re fucking actually twisted. I thought I was quite fucked up but I can’t compete with that… I don’t know whether to report you to the authorities or applaud you.

Still no response from @King Billy, Eric. 

We're waiting, Bill. 

edit, I apologise humbly Bill. And I'm impressed with your response. 👍👍👍👍

6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Is this the new Gordian knot? You’re fucked whichever way you go. 

You'll note the conspicuous lack of an answer from @King Billy, LCS. 

And I'm sure we'll all draw our own conclusions from his silence on the matter. 😑

52 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Stubbers. Do you think I should do her up the wrongun and make Eddie sponge me off afterwards or do Eddie first? I’m really struggling with this one.

Here's one for you, Bill. If you were two inches inside Roops, and Eddie was two inches into you, would you push forward to get Eddie out of you or backwards to get yourself out of Roops? Think carefully before answering. 

Lads, lads..... we're in danger of drifting off topic here. 

Just now, Horrified Suburbanite said:

It was fairly tame really, I certainly didnt expect him to shit the bed over it.

It was, and he didn't. However, Admin and Roops call the shots on such matters, I'd make the most of the evening if I were you.

2 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Sex case! Sex case! Hang him, hang him, hang him! Sex case! Sex case! Hang him, hang him!

More tea, McVicar?

5 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

I think out of the two of us, you're the one with the most 'digging' experience. Shallow graves more than likely.

You might want to rethink this line, HS. Le Pecker isn't just being pedantic here, the admins are quite touchy about their rules and your jocular remark about Pecker's wife certainly falls foul of them.

Can't wait for the big game tonight! Nothing beats a needle match between two huge historical rivals.

Come on, Iran!!!

13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Is that a Pfizer jab you're holding in your avatar Scotty? 

Diamorphine, OCR. The reliable old standby, nothing fancy. 

I have been known to stock certain Pfizer products though, mainly for my own use 😑😑😑

13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Him playing ‘winner stays on’ with Alex Higgins and Jimmy White would have been worth watching.

Guess at the average frame time? 🤔😄

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Of course, you're Pfizer shares wouldn't be the motivation at all, would it? Lol

Pfizer shares are definitely rising fast. 👍👍👍

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

For someone who's mentioned an appetite for arseholes on more occasions than might be considered healthy by most, the thought of feet from your perspetive seems hardly relevant, you hammer-yielding Rohyponl backwoods hick. I bet you've sucked more trotters dry than a Basque goat herder, you filthy fucking cunt.

That's poetry Wolfie, worthy of the Bard himself. IOU one like.

39 minutes ago, King Billy said:

He told me it was even fucking uglier unrugged than he expected it to look like even through his paralytic beer goggles. And fucked like a dead fish to make it worse.

He's the romantic type then, Bill? 😍😍

12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Is anyone else fucking sick to death of these cunt Betting adverts?

Yes.

These cunts agreed to various messages being incorporated into the advertising, as a sop to the regulator. Now they've discovered that copious use of phrases such as "responsible", "safe", "knowing your limits", "helpline", etc, actually tempt far more mugs into pissing their hard-earned up the fucking wall. So that's what we're getting thrown at us, every. fucking. night. 

Cunts.

30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You'd really better hope you don't lose 4-0 to Wales tomorrow, pal.

The only point of even faint interest about that match Baws is whether both sides will do the George Floyd Grovel, or just the English. 

33 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I asked @Cuntybaws who'd win out of the England women's team and the male Scottish first team... My prediction was, after a long, drawn out, nil nil bore draw and extra time, Scotland would win it on penalties. I'm still convinced I'm right, Scotland have produced some great individuals, but as a team they are, will be and always have been fucking shit. Lol.

PS. Why have they got women commentating and daring to pass judgement at this world cup? Not a single one of these cunts is worthy of serving the half time oranges let alone talk about football at the highest level. I mean don't get me wrong, I'd let that lesbian Alex Scott get hold of my tackle, but the rest of them can go fuck themselves. God knows what the male commentators think but won't dare say out loud. 

 

 

I think the jocks would win that fixture comfortably, OCR. Especially if there was prize money involved.

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m sure Viz did a 2 Page strip about a fire station. Mostly wanking over porn and sleeping.

They did. The Postie has also come in for a regular and well-deserved shoeing on those hallowed pages.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

To be fair, Hindus, Sikhs, Chinese even, don’t demand special status and preferential treatment

In my experience the Chinese are great to do business with. I deal with them a lot and never had a problem, always straightforward with you and pay their bills on time. 

7 minutes ago, Bubba said:

Wonder who the next manager will be, looks like the FA will have to look abroad

He's unlikely to be sacked, imho. The FA won't find anyone better than him at virtue signalling, which is the only thing they're interested in. Grovelling to the Floyds and muzzies, force-feeding wimmins "football" to the great unwashed, and sucking up to the benders rates far higher on the FA list of priorities than such minor matters as the game itself.

Truth be told, I'm fucking sick of it.

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I noted that this piece of information to confirm a partial ID has also been absent from all current media reports

Indeed. 

I also tried to ascertain the victims skin colour, in order to determine whether or not I'm supposed to be kneeling in their honour. If they're only whites then obviously it will save me the bother.

8 minutes ago, Neil said:

My 'ol womans trotters make me want to puke

That probably explains your inability to comprehend foot fetishism, Neil. While I'd stop short of claiming a fetish for them, I have always been fond of shapely shoe-fillers on a bird.

Note to @Last Cunt Standing regarding Roops, I do recall from years ago that she claims to have particularly unattractive hooves due to her penchant for running. Running from what, she didn't say.